24hrs. Where is this NG FAQ?

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  1. Guest

    Post FAQ?
    , Jul 31, 2003
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  2. Brian H¹© Guest

    X-No-Archive: Yes
    said:

    > Post FAQ?


    There isn't one.
    Brian H¹©, Jul 31, 2003
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  3. Boomer Guest

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    > Post FAQ?


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  4. doS Guest

    Yes there is.

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    > Post FAQ?
    doS, Jul 31, 2003
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  5. Juan Pérez Guest

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    > Post FAQ?
    Juan Pérez, Jul 31, 2003
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  6. trout Guest

    wrote:

    > Post FAQ?


    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Where's the beer?
    Who's buying the beer?
    Where did all the beer go?
    Who drank the last beer?
    Is there any more beer?
    --
    "And 'Do these pants make me look fat?'."
    trout, Jul 31, 2003
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  7. Brian H¹© Guest

    X-No-Archive: Yes
    trout said:

    > wrote:
    >
    >> Post FAQ?

    >
    > Frequently Asked Questions:
    >
    > Where's the beer?
    > Who's buying the beer?
    > Where did all the beer go?
    > Who drank the last beer?
    > Is there any more beer?


    > --
    > "And 'Do these pants make me look fat?'."


    No, your arse makes you look fat ;-)
    Brian H¹©, Jul 31, 2003
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  8. Michael Guest

    "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    news:Eo1Wa.1567$...
    > X-No-Archive: Yes
    > trout said:
    >
    > > wrote:
    > >
    > >> Post FAQ?

    > >
    > > Frequently Asked Questions:
    > >
    > > Where's the beer?
    > > Who's buying the beer?
    > > Where did all the beer go?
    > > Who drank the last beer?
    > > Is there any more beer?

    >
    > > --
    > > "And 'Do these pants make me look fat?'."

    >
    > No, your arse makes you look fat ;-)


    And all that beer isn't helping a bit. :-D

    ((U))
    M
    Michael, Jul 31, 2003
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  9. slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Michael continued:

    > "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    > news:Eo1Wa.1567$...
    >> X-No-Archive: Yes
    >> trout said:
    >>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Post FAQ?
    >>>
    >>> Frequently Asked Questions:
    >>>
    >>> Where's the beer?
    >>> Who's buying the beer?
    >>> Where did all the beer go?
    >>> Who drank the last beer?
    >>> Is there any more beer?

    >>
    >>> --
    >>> "And 'Do these pants make me look fat?'."

    >>
    >> No, your arse makes you look fat ;-)

    >
    > And all that beer isn't helping a bit. :-D
    >
    > ((U))
    > M


    ROFLMAO :-D
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    slumpy, Jul 31, 2003
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  10. slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as continued:

    > Post FAQ?


    Don't need no faqing FAQ ;-)
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    slumpy, Jul 31, 2003
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  11. "slumpy" <> wrote in message
    news:bgajsm$mt91n$-berlin.de...
    > "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    > threw back my head and roared with laughter as Michael continued:
    >
    > > "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    > > news:Eo1Wa.1567$...
    > >> X-No-Archive: Yes
    > >> trout said:
    > >>
    > >>> wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>> Post FAQ?
    > >>>
    > >>> Frequently Asked Questions:
    > >>>
    > >>> Where's the beer?
    > >>> Who's buying the beer?
    > >>> Where did all the beer go?
    > >>> Who drank the last beer?
    > >>> Is there any more beer?
    > >>
    > >>> --
    > >>> "And 'Do these pants make me look fat?'."
    > >>
    > >> No, your arse makes you look fat ;-)

    > >
    > > And all that beer isn't helping a bit. :-D
    > >
    > > ((U))
    > > M

    >
    > ROFLMAO :-D


    Well... thats one way to deal with the problem.. ;-)
    Sentient Fluid, Jul 31, 2003
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  12. Mara Guest

    On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 10:02:50 +0100, William Poaster wrote:

    >This is the Flibbydabby Dee service of the BBC, & on Wed, 30 Jul 2003 21:55:15
    >-0700, trout uttered this:
    >
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Post FAQ?

    >>
    >>Frequently Asked Questions:
    >>
    >>Where's the beer?

    >
    >Yeah, where *is* the beer?
    >
    >>Who's buying the beer?

    >
    >Erm... I refuse to answer the question on the grounds
    >of.....something or other!
    >
    >>Where did all the beer go?

    >
    >My bet's, Sourdough!
    >
    >>Who drank the last beer?

    >
    >Sourdough? The bar was dry when I got there....
    >
    >>Is there any more beer?

    >
    >Well, I have an emergency supply hidden away,
    >& I ain't sayin' where......


    Well, you _thought_ you did....

    *hic*

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    Mara, Jul 31, 2003
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  13. This is the Flibbydabby Dee service of the BBC, & on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 04:59:20
    -0500, Mara uttered this:

    >On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 10:02:50 +0100, William Poaster wrote:
    >
    >>This is the Flibbydabby Dee service of the BBC, & on Wed, 30 Jul 2003 21:55:15
    >>-0700, trout uttered this:
    >>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Post FAQ?
    >>>
    >>>Frequently Asked Questions:
    >>>
    >>>Where's the beer?

    >>
    >>Yeah, where *is* the beer?
    >>
    >>>Who's buying the beer?

    >>
    >>Erm... I refuse to answer the question on the grounds
    >>of.....something or other!
    >>
    >>>Where did all the beer go?

    >>
    >>My bet's, Sourdough!
    >>
    >>>Who drank the last beer?

    >>
    >>Sourdough? The bar was dry when I got there....
    >>
    >>>Is there any more beer?

    >>
    >>Well, I have an emergency supply hidden away,
    >>& I ain't sayin' where......

    >
    >Well, you _thought_ you did....
    >
    >*hic*


    Ah...no, no, no..nope! You're trying to get me to reveal where my secret cache
    is! I'm not falling for that! When you've gone to work, I'll go look in the
    cella.....erm...the....uh....attic <yes, that's it!> the attic! Heh.
    William Poaster, Jul 31, 2003
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  14. Mara Guest

    On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 11:16:12 +0100, William Poaster wrote:

    >This is the Flibbydabby Dee service of the BBC, & on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 04:59:20
    >-0500, Mara uttered this:
    >
    >>On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 10:02:50 +0100, William Poaster wrote:


    <snip>
    >>>Well, I have an emergency supply hidden away,
    >>>& I ain't sayin' where......

    >>
    >>Well, you _thought_ you did....
    >>
    >>*hic*

    >
    >Ah...no, no, no..nope! You're trying to get me to reveal where my secret cache
    >is! I'm not falling for that! When you've gone to work, I'll go look in the
    >cella.....erm...the....uh....attic <yes, that's it!> the attic! Heh.


    Too late.

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *hic*

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    spam to exist anywhere in its network.
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    Mara, Jul 31, 2003
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  15. doS Guest

    I guess you are the newsgroup FAG?

    "Mara" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 10:02:50 +0100, William Poaster wrote:
    >
    > >This is the Flibbydabby Dee service of the BBC, & on Wed, 30 Jul 2003

    21:55:15
    > >-0700, trout uttered this:
    > >
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> Post FAQ?
    > >>
    > >>Frequently Asked Questions:
    > >>
    > >>Where's the beer?

    > >
    > >Yeah, where *is* the beer?
    > >
    > >>Who's buying the beer?

    > >
    > >Erm... I refuse to answer the question on the grounds
    > >of.....something or other!
    > >
    > >>Where did all the beer go?

    > >
    > >My bet's, Sourdough!
    > >
    > >>Who drank the last beer?

    > >
    > >Sourdough? The bar was dry when I got there....
    > >
    > >>Is there any more beer?

    > >
    > >Well, I have an emergency supply hidden away,
    > >& I ain't sayin' where......

    >
    > Well, you _thought_ you did....
    >
    > *hic*
    >
    > --
    > 3. we will not whitelist any IP address in a network that allows
    > spam to exist anywhere in its network.
    > -- easynet.nl (formerly Wirehub!) abuse handling dept
    doS, Jul 31, 2003
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  16. slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Sentient Fluid continued:

    > "slumpy" <> wrote in message
    > news:bgajsm$mt91n$-berlin.de...
    >> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you
    >> ?" I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Michael
    >> continued:
    >>
    >>> "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    >>> news:Eo1Wa.1567$...
    >>>> X-No-Archive: Yes
    >>>> trout said:
    >>>>
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Post FAQ?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Frequently Asked Questions:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Where's the beer?
    >>>>> Who's buying the beer?
    >>>>> Where did all the beer go?
    >>>>> Who drank the last beer?
    >>>>> Is there any more beer?
    >>>>
    >>>>> --
    >>>>> "And 'Do these pants make me look fat?'."
    >>>>
    >>>> No, your arse makes you look fat ;-)
    >>>
    >>> And all that beer isn't helping a bit. :-D
    >>>
    >>> ((U))
    >>> M

    >>
    >> ROFLMAO :-D

    >
    > Well... thats one way to deal with the problem.. ;-)


    LOL you bastard I set you up a beauty there ;-)
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    just slumpy
    slumpy, Jul 31, 2003
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  17. This is the Flibbydabby Dee service of the BBC, & on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 05:33:59
    -0500, Mara uttered this:

    >On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 11:16:12 +0100, William Poaster wrote:
    >
    >>This is the Flibbydabby Dee service of the BBC, & on Thu, 31 Jul 2003 04:59:20
    >>-0500, Mara uttered this:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 10:02:50 +0100, William Poaster wrote:

    >
    ><snip>
    >>>>Well, I have an emergency supply hidden away,
    >>>>& I ain't sayin' where......
    >>>
    >>>Well, you _thought_ you did....
    >>>
    >>>*hic*

    >>
    >>Ah...no, no, no..nope! You're trying to get me to reveal where my secret cache
    >>is! I'm not falling for that! When you've gone to work, I'll go look in the
    >>cella.....erm...the....uh....attic <yes, that's it!> the attic! Heh.

    >
    >Too late.
    >
    >BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *hic*


    Damn!

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    William Poaster, Jul 31, 2003
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  18. "slumpy" <> wrote in message
    news:bgbnq0$mdrhs$-berlin.de...
    > "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    > threw back my head and roared with laughter as Sentient Fluid continued:
    >
    > > "slumpy" <> wrote in message
    > > news:bgajsm$mt91n$-berlin.de...
    > >> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you
    > >> ?" I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Michael
    > >> continued:
    > >>
    > >>> "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    > >>> news:Eo1Wa.1567$...
    > >>>> X-No-Archive: Yes
    > >>>> trout said:
    > >>>>
    > >>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>>> Post FAQ?
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Frequently Asked Questions:
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Where's the beer?
    > >>>>> Who's buying the beer?
    > >>>>> Where did all the beer go?
    > >>>>> Who drank the last beer?
    > >>>>> Is there any more beer?
    > >>>>
    > >>>>> --
    > >>>>> "And 'Do these pants make me look fat?'."
    > >>>>
    > >>>> No, your arse makes you look fat ;-)
    > >>>
    > >>> And all that beer isn't helping a bit. :-D
    > >>>
    > >>> ((U))
    > >>> M
    > >>
    > >> ROFLMAO :-D

    > >
    > > Well... thats one way to deal with the problem.. ;-)

    >
    > LOL you bastard I set you up a beauty there ;-)


    And... like the good person I am... I seized the opportunity!

    Carpe diem!!

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    Carpre cervisi!!
    Sentient Fluid, Aug 6, 2003
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  19. "Patrick" <> wrote in message
    news:EydWa.1997$...
    > wrote:
    > > Post FAQ?

    >
    > Anarchy rules *OK*
    >


    Isn't that an oxymoron?? "Anarchy rules"? :-D

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    *Insert witty comment here"
    Sentient Fluid, Aug 6, 2003
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