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Taoism **** happens.
Hinduism This **** has happened before
Confucianism Confucius say: "**** happens"
Zen What is the sound of **** happening?
Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of
Allah.
Protestantism **** wont happen if I work harder.
Catholicism If **** happens, I deserve it.
Buddhism It is only an illusion of **** happening.
Judaism Why does **** always happen to me?
Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, knock: "**** happens"
Atheism There is no such thing as ****.
Agnosticism Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't.
Televangelism Send money or **** will happen to you!
Paganism The Goddess is the ****!
Rastafarian Smoke that ****!



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> THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
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> This is the most important question of your life.
>
> The question is: Are you saved?
>
> It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you
> are a church member, but are you saved?
>
> Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?
>
> The reason some people don't know for sure if they are
> going to Heaven when they die is because they just
> don't know.
>
> The good news is that you can know for sure that you
> are going to Heaven.
>
> The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place
> with no death, sorrow, sickness or pain.
>
> God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple it is to be
> saved so that we can live forever with Him in Heaven.
>
> "For if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and
> believe in your heart that God raised Him from the
> dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)
>
> Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven to earth in
> the person of Jesus Christ to shed His blood and die
> on a cross to pay our sin debt in full.
>
> Jesus Christ was born in Israel supernaturally to a
> virgin Jewish woman named Mary and lived a sinless
> life for thirty-three years.
>
> At the age of thirty-three Jesus was scourged and
> had a crown of thorns pressed onto His head then
> Jesus was crucified.
>
> Three days after Jesus died on a cross and was placed
> in a grave Jesus rose from the dead as Jesus said
> would happen before Jesus died.
>
> If someone tells you that they are going to die
> and then three days later come back to life and it
> actually happens then this person must be the real deal.
>
> Jesus Christ is the only person that ever lived a
> perfect sinless life.
>
> This is why Jesus is able to cover our sins(misdeeds)
> with His own blood because Jesus is sinless.
>
> The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption
> through His blood, the forgiveness of sins..."
> (Ephesians 1:7)
>
> If you would like God to forgive you of your past,
> present and future sins just ask Jesus Christ to be
> your Lord and Saviour.
>
> It doesn't matter how old you are or how many bad
> things that you have done in your life including
> lying and stealing all the way up to murder.
>
> Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it
> from your heart and God will hear you and save you.
>
> Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can
> have a home in Heaven with You when I die. I agree
> with You that I am a sinner. I believe that You love
> me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
> died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins and
> that You rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins
> and come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour.
> Thanks Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and saving
> me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
>
> Welcome to the family of God if you just allowed God
> to save you.
>
> Now you are a real Christian and you can know for sure
> that you will live in Heaven forever when this life
> comes to an end.
>
> As a child of God we are to avoid sin(wrongdoing), but
> if you do sin the Holy Bible says, "My dear children,
> I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if
> anybody does sin, we have one who speaks to the Father
> in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
>
> Those of you that have not yet decided to place your
> trust in the Lord Jesus Christ may never get another
> chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.
>
> Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one
> can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me."
> (John 14:6)
>
> This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ
> as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be
> forever separated from the love of God in a place called Hell.
>
> The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of eternal
> torment, suffering, pain and agony for all those who
> have rejected Jesus Christ.
>
> The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing
> Jesus Christ to save you today. Only then will you
> have true peace in your life knowing that no matter
> what happens you are on your way to Heaven.
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>
> Praise the Lord!
> Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ
> Ronald L. Grossi
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> * Show this to your family and friends so they can also be saved.
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> * Just press the [Ctrl][P] keys on your keyboard to print this page.
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> Free Movie: To Hell and Back
> http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html
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> Other Languages
> http://www.godssimpleplan.org/gsps.html
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> The Passion Of The Christ
> http://www.thepassionofthechrist.com
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> Beware Of Cults
> http://www.carm.org/cults/cult_list.htm
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> About Hell
> http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm
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> Is Jesus God?
> http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html
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> Free Online Bible
> http://www.biblegateway.com
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