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Zed Shaw
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      02-04-2006
Hey,

I've been watching some of the perma-threads on ruby-talk and I
really think we need to establish some new mailing lists to handle
the various constant subjects that come up. I'm sure this list is
nowhere near complete, but here's what I thought up:

* ruby-jobs -- We should make it even harder for people with money
to find people with skills. I know my book collection is rivaling
the Imelda Marcos shoe collection, so making it easier for me to buy
more books is dangerous. Head hunters should be relegated to the
ruby-doesnt-need-you mailing list, but don't tell them their e-mail
is going there. They like telling their customers, "You should
reconsider using Ruby since I can't seem to find anyone to fill your
position."

* ruby-whynot -- Every person has an opinion so why not just air it
out like a stinking possum carcass? This could cover a lot of
ground. Topics like, "Why not Python?", "Why not Ruby::Inline?",
"Why not Nitro?", "Why not Rails Engines?" "Why not Macs?" "Why not
Intel?" "Why not a virtual machine?" "Why not Java?" "Why not
Sailor Moon styled bura-sera?" The potential is endless for this list.

* ruby-sellouts -- I personally got no problem whoring myself out to
any company that pays my speaker's fee, but some other folks might
need a place to confess their sins. This list would have to be
anonymous so that the posters could confess and not have their
confessions ruin their thriving Web 2.0 Ajax Tagging Todo List
Ferrari Payment Machines. Extra points if you can say one thing in
your blog to pimp your goods, and then in private insult your customers.

* ruby-rails-sheep -- No, not a place for former Java sheep to come
and turn their brains off again, but rather a place for people to
discuss the constant topic of table pluralization. Is it a violation
of all laws of nature? Is it overhead for minimal benefit? Is it a
great way to show users ER diagrams? This is the place to chat it
all up.

* ruby-performance-haters -- Ruby's speed is the white elephant in
the room. We all know it's there, sitting in the room knocking the
good china on the damn floor, but we just can't talk about it because
if we do we'll have to actually clean up the damn thing's giant piles
of crap. Let's blow the doors off this myth once and for all by
creating a list solely devoted to just complaining about Ruby's speed
without doing much. Even better, let's propose every solution
*except* writing a new virtual machine.

* ruby-only -- Some people can't stand any deviation from the
approved topics. Step outside the incredibly narrow vision their
obsessive compulsive brains have for the list and WHAM! No IRC for
you! The ruby-only list is for them. It would only allow messages
which are valid Ruby source with no deviation. If it isn't able to
run in a special protected environment that has only core libraries--
or has any comments--then it's immediately removed. Nobody wants to
waste their time on fluff crap like making friends, building
community, having fun, or discovering new ideas from off topic
discussions. Nope, it's Ruby only 24/7.

* ruby-smartass -- This list would basically just be me mouthing off
to people who end up doing better than me and make me jealous. I'd
write scathing reviews of their projects and insult them all since I
don't like people anyway. I mean, I only donate my software to
people so that I can spread bugs. Anyway, I'm smarter and sexier
than the whole world so I need my own mailing list.


If you haven't figured it out, this is a joke. Laugh, have a great
weekend, and don't take things so seriously.

Zed A. Shaw
http://www.zedshaw.com/


 
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Ezra Zygmuntowicz
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      02-04-2006
LOL @ Zedas

-Ezra
On Feb 3, 2006, at 5:42 PM, Zed Shaw wrote:

> Hey,
>
> I've been watching some of the perma-threads on ruby-talk and I
> really think we need to establish some new mailing lists to handle
> the various constant subjects that come up. I'm sure this list is
> nowhere near complete, but here's what I thought up:
>
> * ruby-jobs -- We should make it even harder for people with money
> to find people with skills. I know my book collection is rivaling
> the Imelda Marcos shoe collection, so making it easier for me to
> buy more books is dangerous. Head hunters should be relegated to
> the ruby-doesnt-need-you mailing list, but don't tell them their e-
> mail is going there. They like telling their customers, "You
> should reconsider using Ruby since I can't seem to find anyone to
> fill your position."
>
> * ruby-whynot -- Every person has an opinion so why not just air it
> out like a stinking possum carcass? This could cover a lot of
> ground. Topics like, "Why not Python?", "Why not Ruby::Inline?",
> "Why not Nitro?", "Why not Rails Engines?" "Why not Macs?" "Why
> not Intel?" "Why not a virtual machine?" "Why not Java?" "Why
> not Sailor Moon styled bura-sera?" The potential is endless for
> this list.
>
> * ruby-sellouts -- I personally got no problem whoring myself out
> to any company that pays my speaker's fee, but some other folks
> might need a place to confess their sins. This list would have to
> be anonymous so that the posters could confess and not have their
> confessions ruin their thriving Web 2.0 Ajax Tagging Todo List
> Ferrari Payment Machines. Extra points if you can say one thing in
> your blog to pimp your goods, and then in private insult your
> customers.
>
> * ruby-rails-sheep -- No, not a place for former Java sheep to come
> and turn their brains off again, but rather a place for people to
> discuss the constant topic of table pluralization. Is it a
> violation of all laws of nature? Is it overhead for minimal
> benefit? Is it a great way to show users ER diagrams? This is the
> place to chat it all up.
>
> * ruby-performance-haters -- Ruby's speed is the white elephant in
> the room. We all know it's there, sitting in the room knocking the
> good china on the damn floor, but we just can't talk about it
> because if we do we'll have to actually clean up the damn thing's
> giant piles of crap. Let's blow the doors off this myth once and
> for all by creating a list solely devoted to just complaining about
> Ruby's speed without doing much. Even better, let's propose every
> solution *except* writing a new virtual machine.
>
> * ruby-only -- Some people can't stand any deviation from the
> approved topics. Step outside the incredibly narrow vision their
> obsessive compulsive brains have for the list and WHAM! No IRC for
> you! The ruby-only list is for them. It would only allow messages
> which are valid Ruby source with no deviation. If it isn't able to
> run in a special protected environment that has only core
> libraries--or has any comments--then it's immediately removed.
> Nobody wants to waste their time on fluff crap like making friends,
> building community, having fun, or discovering new ideas from off
> topic discussions. Nope, it's Ruby only 24/7.
>
> * ruby-smartass -- This list would basically just be me mouthing
> off to people who end up doing better than me and make me jealous.
> I'd write scathing reviews of their projects and insult them all
> since I don't like people anyway. I mean, I only donate my
> software to people so that I can spread bugs. Anyway, I'm smarter
> and sexier than the whole world so I need my own mailing list.
>
>
> If you haven't figured it out, this is a joke. Laugh, have a great
> weekend, and don't take things so seriously.
>
> Zed A. Shaw
> http://www.zedshaw.com/
>




 
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tsumeruby@tsumelabs.com
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      02-04-2006
HeHe
/me gets ready to pounce zedas on irc

Tsume

On Saturday 04 February 2006 10:42 am, Zed Shaw wrote:
> Hey,
>
> I've been watching some of the perma-threads on ruby-talk and I
> really think we need to establish some new mailing lists to handle
> the various constant subjects that come up. I'm sure this list is
> nowhere near complete, but here's what I thought up:
>
> * ruby-jobs -- We should make it even harder for people with money
> to find people with skills. I know my book collection is rivaling
> the Imelda Marcos shoe collection, so making it easier for me to buy
> more books is dangerous. Head hunters should be relegated to the
> ruby-doesnt-need-you mailing list, but don't tell them their e-mail
> is going there. They like telling their customers, "You should
> reconsider using Ruby since I can't seem to find anyone to fill your
> position."
>
> * ruby-whynot -- Every person has an opinion so why not just air it
> out like a stinking possum carcass? This could cover a lot of
> ground. Topics like, "Why not Python?", "Why not Ruby::Inline?",
> "Why not Nitro?", "Why not Rails Engines?" "Why not Macs?" "Why not
> Intel?" "Why not a virtual machine?" "Why not Java?" "Why not
> Sailor Moon styled bura-sera?" The potential is endless for this list.
>
> * ruby-sellouts -- I personally got no problem whoring myself out to
> any company that pays my speaker's fee, but some other folks might
> need a place to confess their sins. This list would have to be
> anonymous so that the posters could confess and not have their
> confessions ruin their thriving Web 2.0 Ajax Tagging Todo List
> Ferrari Payment Machines. Extra points if you can say one thing in
> your blog to pimp your goods, and then in private insult your customers.
>
> * ruby-rails-sheep -- No, not a place for former Java sheep to come
> and turn their brains off again, but rather a place for people to
> discuss the constant topic of table pluralization. Is it a violation
> of all laws of nature? Is it overhead for minimal benefit? Is it a
> great way to show users ER diagrams? This is the place to chat it
> all up.
>
> * ruby-performance-haters -- Ruby's speed is the white elephant in
> the room. We all know it's there, sitting in the room knocking the
> good china on the damn floor, but we just can't talk about it because
> if we do we'll have to actually clean up the damn thing's giant piles
> of crap. Let's blow the doors off this myth once and for all by
> creating a list solely devoted to just complaining about Ruby's speed
> without doing much. Even better, let's propose every solution
> *except* writing a new virtual machine.
>
> * ruby-only -- Some people can't stand any deviation from the
> approved topics. Step outside the incredibly narrow vision their
> obsessive compulsive brains have for the list and WHAM! No IRC for
> you! The ruby-only list is for them. It would only allow messages
> which are valid Ruby source with no deviation. If it isn't able to
> run in a special protected environment that has only core libraries--
> or has any comments--then it's immediately removed. Nobody wants to
> waste their time on fluff crap like making friends, building
> community, having fun, or discovering new ideas from off topic
> discussions. Nope, it's Ruby only 24/7.
>
> * ruby-smartass -- This list would basically just be me mouthing off
> to people who end up doing better than me and make me jealous. I'd
> write scathing reviews of their projects and insult them all since I
> don't like people anyway. I mean, I only donate my software to
> people so that I can spread bugs. Anyway, I'm smarter and sexier
> than the whole world so I need my own mailing list.
>
>
> If you haven't figured it out, this is a joke. Laugh, have a great
> weekend, and don't take things so seriously.
>
> Zed A. Shaw
> http://www.zedshaw.com/



 
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James Britt
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      02-04-2006
http://www.velocityreviews.com/forums/(E-Mail Removed) wrote:
> HeHe
> /me gets ready to pounce zedas on irc
>=20
> Tsume
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We also need

ruby-top-post-and-never-edit-the-quoted-material-that-follows






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Luke Duncalfe
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      02-04-2006
> If you haven't figured it out, this is a joke. Laugh, have a great
> weekend, and don't take things so seriously.


I was so disappointed when I read this last paragraph.

The Ruby-list to discuss Sailor Moon would have been especially good.

Now, comp.lang.ruby, just doesn't sound as topical as it used to.



 
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Robert Klemme
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      02-04-2006
2006/2/4, Zed Shaw <(E-Mail Removed)>:
> Hey,
>
> I've been watching some of the perma-threads on ruby-talk and I
> really think we need to establish some new mailing lists to handle
> the various constant subjects that come up. I'm sure this list is
> nowhere near complete, but here's what I thought up:


Well done, Zed! But I couldn't decide which list to be on. Could you
please also provide an easy multiple choice test that figures out? A
small Ruby app would be ok, too - but only with std libs!

Cheers

robert

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David Vallner
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      02-06-2006
I *so* want the sellouts list. One of these days, I'll get serious mental
problems from preaching the evil of AJAX and the upcoming Browser Wars 2.0
that I believe they'll bring, and then each day at noon... erm, I meant early
morning! I sit down at the computer and go on and design Yet Another
completely flaky and crufty browser-based widget toolkit with an AJAX-based
Client-Server event loop.

I'm also slowly running out of:

a) paranoid suspicions about the future of AJAX, and
b) buzzwords to tag to my code.

Any help is appreciated.

David Vallner


 
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