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Dan C "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
> On Sat, 01 Jan 2011 20:06:14 -0500, responder wrote:
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>> I have been on this newsgroup since inception and am absolutely
>> disgusted with the few idiots who post their drivel over and over.
>>
>> This used to be a handy group for discussing and helping people with
>> problems, but now it is beyond hope.
>>
>> To those who intend to flame me for my observations, save your
>> bandwidth, as I am unsubscribing. To those rational beings who choose
to
>> remain, all the best...and A Happy New Year.
>
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
> say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
> printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather
> kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in
> the Islets of Langerhans.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
> worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
> cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
> weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
> a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
> species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
> the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
> Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
> a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.
> And did I mention that you smell?
>
> You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe
> player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
> that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
> either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
> as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
> at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
> to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
>
> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
> to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
> nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
> to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude
> oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
>
> You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
> you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
> of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
> chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God
> created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,
> slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his
> standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are
> Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the
> slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You
> are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred
> trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
> nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
> ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
> you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
> a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup
> doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
> You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
>
> Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
> read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
> tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
> worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
> W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
> trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
> to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
> normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
> sewers in search of your git.
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
> loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make
> Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0
> mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
> around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think
> that HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is the name of a
> rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who
> ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry
> Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns
> all day if the other inmates would let you.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
> deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
> wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
> Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you.
> Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source
> of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
> May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous
> galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
> opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your
> way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs
> out from under the porch and bites you.
>
> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
> boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
> gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole
> ponce. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting naff. You cockered
> bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
> dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your
> spouse be blessed with many bastards.
>
> You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself
> in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny
> clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a
> clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature;
> _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.
>
> You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You
> are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
> You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
> are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
> you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
> away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
> it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
> became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.
>
> It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
> that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
> far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
> Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to
> a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
> Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
> Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
> minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot
> be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid.
> This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure
> extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws
> of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of
> stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while.
> I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
> opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other
> drivel. Duh.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
> really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
> pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
> load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
> you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
> success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
> people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
> But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
> world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
> was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
> what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
> parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
> emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
> demand on you.
>
> P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
> cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
> belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
> fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
> brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
> self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
> libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid,
> illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking,
> devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
> fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased,
> suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim,
> crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
> unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
> mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
> abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.
>
> I hope this helps...
>
>
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