Ferd Berfle <> via
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> "Old Gringo38" <> wrote in message
> news:1g005pi1ohm6t$.yt99cor5nbt$....
>> On Mon, 15 Nov 2010 10:58:13 -0500, joevan wrote:
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>>> What is biggest a big, huge or a big, large?
>>> Someone on CNN was talking about a big huge something or other this
>>> morning. What do you think of double adjectives?
>>> How about huge, whopping?
>>
>> This thing was so big it was actually humongous. This thing was not
>> only big, it was gigantic. A whopping huge big as life ball of dried
>> snot. NO!
>>
>
> bushcricketballs!
>
> Scientists have found a bushcricket species with testicles that account
> for up to 14% of its body weight.
>
> It is the animal with the biggest testicles in relation to its body
> weight, they write in Biology Letters.
>
> more/source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11718029
On a remote mission to a remote area of a remote country in a remote
river, I once was taking a remote bath, strickly according to the 'Remote
Bathing Field Manual' (RBFM), issued to all military on remote assignments,
when I heard a remote noise, so I spun around so fast that my male-genitals
swung around with such speed, momentum and force that my penis squashed an
entire colonly of bushcricketballs to death; and I was almost brought up on
charges and courts-marshalled by the civilian liberals and powers-that-be,
under the incessant lobbying of PETA and other communist groups, for the
near extinction of that colony of bushcricketballs, under the charge of
"involuntary genocide".
Had a *good* lawyer to get out of *that* one...
From then on, I was required to post highly visable "Warning" signs in the
native language(s) when I'm remote nekkid bathing in remote rivers of
remote areas on remote missions.
So, the moral of the story is : You may *think* you, or something else, is
very big, but if you don't read and heed the "Warning" signs, you may get
squashed and exterminated by Bucky's big swinging dick.
HTH.
--
I AM Bucky Breeder, (*(^;
and on the 'AWESOMENESS METER',
I am about two clicks better than 'TOTALLY'!
You should not view the world in terms
of things which you do - or do not - "like";
rather, you should view the world in terms
of how things "actually are", recognizing
and finding acceptance of them as such.
This would immeasurably bring *much* more
stability, peace and tranquility into your life.
I could help you with that... but...
I really just don't like you that much.
Repent! The end is near.... Or, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
And... good luck if there's an apocalypse.
(Me? I don't go anywhere without a shotgun and package of beef jerky!)
(And some breath-freshening gum... just in case I run into any pretty
white ladies who wanna have some fun before I throw them out as bait
to the flesh-eating zombies so I can escape quietly yet very quickly.)
(And some condoms... because I wouldn't want to be the first guy who
survives the apocolypse on Murray Povich staring at DNA child support.)
Repent! The end is near! Or, smoke 'em if you got 'em...
an-nnnn-dh... *good* "luck" - if there's an apocalypse.