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On 9/24/2010 11:07 AM Just to please that super-ego, Meat Plow wrote the
following tidbit of information: > A man owned a small ranch near Marfa . The Texas Labor Department got a > tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an > investigator out to interview him. > > "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them, " demanded > the investigator. "Well," replied the rancher, > "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a > week plus free room and board. > > The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus > free room and board. > > Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does > about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, > pays his own room and board. But, I buy > him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also > sleeps **with my wife occasionally." > > "That's the guy I want to talk to ... > the half-wit," says the investigator. > > "That would be me," replied the rancher. > > > > Now that's funny.  -- OldGringo38 Just West Of Nowhere Enjoy Life And Live It To Its Fullest Support Bacteria: They're the only culture some people have. |
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On 9/24/2010 9:26 PM Just to please that super-ego, philo wrote the
following tidbit of information: > On 09/24/2010 11:14 AM, OldGringo38 wrote: >> On 9/24/2010 11:07 AM Just to please that super-ego, Meat Plow wrote the >> following tidbit of information: >>> A man owned a small ranch near Marfa . The Texas Labor Department got a >>> tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an >>> investigator out to interview him. >>> >>> "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them, " demanded >>> the investigator. "Well," replied the rancher, >>> "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a >>> week plus free room and board. >>> >>> The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus >>> free room and board. >>> >>> Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does >>> about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, >>> pays his own room and board. But, I buy >>> him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also >>> sleeps **with my wife occasionally." >>> >>> "That's the guy I want to talk to ... >>> the half-wit," says the investigator. >>> >>> "That would be me," replied the rancher. >>> >>> >>> >>> >> Now that's funny. >> > > > > I hope he was not talking about you though Well he placed the rancher in Marfa, so who knows. LOL -- OldGringo38 Just West Of Nowhere Enjoy Life And Live It To Its Fullest Support Bacteria: They're the only culture some people have. |
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