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      09-23-2010
Meat Plow wrote:
> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:44:23 +0000, Dan C wrote:
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>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:14:01 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 02:08:08 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 15:02:22 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 14:55:30 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 13:21:47 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>>>>>> I pray for a man who's not a creep.
>>>>>>> One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen
>>>>>>> long. One who thinks before he speaks.
>>>>>>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>>>>>>> I pray he's rich and self-employed,
>>>>>>> And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
>>>>>>> Will pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help
>>>>>>> me stand.
>>>>>>> Oh, send a king to make me queen.
>>>>>>> A man who loves to cook and clean.
>>>>>>> I pray this man will love no other.
>>>>>>> And relish visits with my mother.
>>>>>> Weak. An obvious cut-n-paste.
>>>>> No ****ing **** Sherlock. Jeezus ****ing christ you're a ****y little
>>>>> whiny-girl.
>>>> You[SLAP]
>>> **** off, troll.

>> Snipping

>
> **** off troll
>


Hows that working out for you?
Did you stamp your feet and make a face when you made your demand?

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      09-23-2010
On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:22:18 +0000, Dan C wrote:

> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 13:25:21 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:44:23 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:14:01 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 02:08:08 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 15:02:22 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 14:55:30 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 13:21:47 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>>>>>>> I pray for a man who's not a creep.
>>>>>>>> One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen
>>>>>>>> long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait
>>>>>>>> for weeks.
>>>>>>>> I pray he's rich and self-employed,
>>>>>>>> And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
>>>>>>>> Will pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help
>>>>>>>> me stand.
>>>>>>>> Oh, send a king to make me queen.
>>>>>>>> A man who loves to cook and clean.
>>>>>>>> I pray this man will love no other.
>>>>>>>> And relish visits with my mother.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Weak. An obvious cut-n-paste.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No ****ing **** Sherlock. Jeezus ****ing christ you're a ****y
>>>>>> little whiny-girl.
>>>>>
>>>>> You[SLAP]
>>>>
>>>> **** off, troll.
>>>
>>> Snipping

>>
>> **** off troll

>
> Ahhhhh


Open wide, here comes daddies dick again



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      09-23-2010
On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:25:27 -0600, §ñühw¤£f wrote:

> Meat Plow wrote:
>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:44:23 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:14:01 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 02:08:08 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 15:02:22 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 14:55:30 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 13:21:47 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>>>>>>> I pray for a man who's not a creep.
>>>>>>>> One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen
>>>>>>>> long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait
>>>>>>>> for weeks.
>>>>>>>> I pray he's rich and self-employed,
>>>>>>>> And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
>>>>>>>> Will pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help
>>>>>>>> me stand.
>>>>>>>> Oh, send a king to make me queen.
>>>>>>>> A man who loves to cook and clean.
>>>>>>>> I pray this man will love no other.
>>>>>>>> And relish visits with my mother.
>>>>>>> Weak. An obvious cut-n-paste.
>>>>>> No ****ing **** Sherlock. Jeezus ****ing christ you're a ****y
>>>>>> little whiny-girl.
>>>>> You[SLAP]
>>>> **** off, troll.
>>> Snipping

>>
>> **** off troll
>>
>>

> Hows


Hows it feel when you hump my posts in your quest to avenge the beat-down
I've been giving you? Just gives me more opportunity to slap you around.

Thanks





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      09-24-2010
Meat Plow wrote:
> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:25:27 -0600, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>
>> Meat Plow wrote:
>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:44:23 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:14:01 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 02:08:08 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 15:02:22 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 14:55:30 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 13:21:47 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>>>>>>>> I pray for a man who's not a creep.
>>>>>>>>> One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen
>>>>>>>>> long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait
>>>>>>>>> for weeks.
>>>>>>>>> I pray he's rich and self-employed,
>>>>>>>>> And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
>>>>>>>>> Will pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help
>>>>>>>>> me stand.
>>>>>>>>> Oh, send a king to make me queen.
>>>>>>>>> A man who loves to cook and clean.
>>>>>>>>> I pray this man will love no other.
>>>>>>>>> And relish visits with my mother.
>>>>>>>> Weak. An obvious cut-n-paste.
>>>>>>> No ****ing **** Sherlock. Jeezus ****ing christ you're a ****y
>>>>>>> little whiny-girl.
>>>>>> You[SLAP]
>>>>> **** off, troll.
>>>> Snipping
>>> **** off troll
>>>
>>>

>> Hows

>
> Hows it feel when you hump my posts in your quest to avenge the beat-down
> I've been giving you? Just gives me more opportunity to slap you around.
>
> Thanks
>


Your violent fantasy is noted, k00k.


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      09-24-2010
Meat Plow wrote:
> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:22:18 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 13:25:21 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:44:23 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:14:01 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 02:08:08 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 15:02:22 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 14:55:30 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 13:21:47 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>>>>>>>> I pray for a man who's not a creep.
>>>>>>>>> One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen
>>>>>>>>> long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait
>>>>>>>>> for weeks.
>>>>>>>>> I pray he's rich and self-employed,
>>>>>>>>> And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
>>>>>>>>> Will pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help
>>>>>>>>> me stand.
>>>>>>>>> Oh, send a king to make me queen.
>>>>>>>>> A man who loves to cook and clean.
>>>>>>>>> I pray this man will love no other.
>>>>>>>>> And relish visits with my mother.
>>>>>>>> Weak. An obvious cut-n-paste.
>>>>>>> No ****ing **** Sherlock. Jeezus ****ing christ you're a ****y
>>>>>>> little whiny-girl.
>>>>>> You[SLAP]
>>>>> **** off, troll.
>>>> Snipping
>>> **** off troll

>> Ahhhhh

>
> Open wide, here comes daddies dick again
>


Wow, I *did* call it: you're an actual victim of child abuse

Maybe I should request a Formosa for you.

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      09-24-2010
On Fri, 24 Sep 2010 08:36:39 -0600, §ñühw¤£f wrote:

>> Open wide, here comes daddies dick again
>>
>>

> Wow


Sorry, didn't mean to get your teeny little weenie all stiffy. Find
mommy's goat pr0n on the laptop and rub one out, you'll feel better.
Don't get any on the laptop, you might impregnate your own mom.



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      09-24-2010
On Fri, 24 Sep 2010 08:35:28 -0600, §ñühw¤£f wrote:

> Meat Plow wrote:
>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:25:27 -0600, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>
>>> Meat Plow wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:44:23 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 12:14:01 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 23 Sep 2010 02:08:08 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 15:02:22 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 14:55:30 +0000, Dan C wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2010 13:21:47 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>>>>>>>>> I pray for a man who's not a creep.
>>>>>>>>>> One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen
>>>>>>>>>> long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not
>>>>>>>>>> wait for weeks.
>>>>>>>>>> I pray he's rich and self-employed,
>>>>>>>>>> And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
>>>>>>>>>> Will pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and
>>>>>>>>>> help me stand.
>>>>>>>>>> Oh, send a king to make me queen.
>>>>>>>>>> A man who loves to cook and clean.
>>>>>>>>>> I pray this man will love no other.
>>>>>>>>>> And relish visits with my mother.
>>>>>>>>> Weak. An obvious cut-n-paste.
>>>>>>>> No ****ing **** Sherlock. Jeezus ****ing christ you're a ****y
>>>>>>>> little whiny-girl.
>>>>>>> You[SLAP]
>>>>>> **** off, troll.
>>>>> Snipping
>>>> **** off troll
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Hows

>>
>> Hows it feel when you hump my posts in your quest to avenge the
>> beat-down I've been giving you? Just gives me more opportunity to slap
>> you around.
>>
>> Thanks
>>
>>

> Your


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