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Re: problem with code - added a limerick - and guess what?

 
 
MG
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      09-13-2010

"thedarkman" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> If anyone can give me a simple piece of code



Try this:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">

<html>
<head>
<title></title>
<meta name="description" content="LIMERICKS BY ALEXANDER BARON">
<meta name="keywords" content="XXXX">
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset='iso-8859-1'">


<style type="text/css">
body {text-align:center; background-color:white;}
h1 {color:red; font-style:italic; margin-bottom:0;}
p {color:black; margin-top:0;}
</style>

</head>

<body>

<h1>LIMERICKS<br>BY ALEXANDER BARON</h1>
<p>[This collection includes non-standard limericks: extended limericks and
limerick poems, etc].</p>

<h1>A Limerick For Everybody's Favourite Double Child Killer</h1>
<p>There once was a nonce name of <a href="marshall-images.html">Hunt-
<br>Ley</a> who said "I'm sure that knife is blunt",
<br>But alas, it was not,
<br>Now a scarred face he's got
<br>In Frankland gaol, the murdering ****.</p>

<h1>A Nice Pair</h1>
<p>There was once a young lady named Sam
<br>Who said: Brainless you may think I am,
<br>Just because I undress
<br>For the popular press,
<br>But I'm making a mint,
<br>(Not bad for a dumb bint),
<br>So I really could not give a damn.</p>

<h1>A Question Of Degree</h1>
<p>Poor old Thatcher, how sad she must be,
<br>For she's just been refused a degree:
<br>An honorary one,
<br>Guess that's one up the bum
<br>For the snatching old bitch - ha ha he!</p>

</body>
</html>


Now try adding some more of your own.

MG


 
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