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On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:

> Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
> Is this true?
> A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste
> on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not
> make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving
> faster.
> Want to live longer? Take nap.

The smallest land mammal, the pygmy shrew, lives to be about fifteen
months old. The largest land mammal lives to an age in excess of one
hundred years. I read somewhere, many years ago, that the hearts of all
land mammals, if the animals are allowed to die of old age (not preyed
upon or shot by poachers or whatever) will have beaten the same number of
times (roughly) during its life.

After that, I gave up running.



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> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
>
>> Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
>> Is this true?
>> A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste
>> on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not
>> make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving
>> faster.
>> Want to live longer? Take nap.
>
> The smallest land mammal, the pygmy shrew, lives to be about fifteen
> months old. The largest land mammal lives to an age in excess of one
> hundred years. I read somewhere, many years ago, that the hearts of all
> land mammals, if the animals are allowed to die of old age (not preyed
> upon or shot by poachers or whatever) will have beaten the same number of
> times (roughly) during its life.
>

Let me guess. This was a "Fun Fact" from the cap of a bottle of
Snapple.

> After that, I gave up running.
>

If you want to live longer, get married.

Mike "it will only seem longer, but you won't care" Yetto
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In practice they are not.

On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:

> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
>>
>>> Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong
>>> life. Is this true?
>>> A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste
>>> on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not
>>> make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by
>>> driving faster.
>>> Want to live longer? Take nap.
>>
>> The smallest land mammal, the pygmy shrew, lives to be about fifteen
>> months old. The largest land mammal lives to an age in excess of one
>> hundred years. I read somewhere, many years ago, that the hearts of all
>> land mammals, if the animals are allowed to die of old age (not preyed
>> upon or shot by poachers or whatever) will have beaten the same number
>> of times (roughly) during its life.
>>
>>
> Let me guess. This was a "Fun Fact" from the cap of a bottle of
> Snapple.
>

****ed if I can remember, but it made an impression. It may have been a
David Attenborough documentary- in fact, I think it was. (BTW I have no
idea what 'Snapple' is)

>> After that, I gave up running.
>>
>>
> If you want to live longer, get married.
>

BTDT.

> Mike "it will only seem longer, but you won't care" Yetto

Suicide is painless.



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Aardvark wrote:
> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
>
>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>
>
> Suicide is painless.

Interesting: how do you figure that?

On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:23:53 +0100, Clot writ:

> Aardvark wrote:
>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
>>
>>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>> Suicide is painless.
>
> Interesting: how do you figure that?

I figure he's a Robert Altman admirer, like me. Or he just saw MASH.
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:23:53 +0100, Clot wrote:

> Aardvark wrote:
>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
>>
>>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>> Suicide is painless.
>
> Interesting: how do you figure that?

The theme song of M*A*S*H says so.

Dope.



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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 01:59:10 +0000, freemont wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:23:53 +0100, Clot writ:
>
>> Aardvark wrote:
>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
>>>
>>>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
>>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>> Suicide is painless.
>>
>> Interesting: how do you figure that?
>
> I figure he's a Robert Altman admirer, like me. Or he just saw MASH.

If you have to explain a joke, it's failed miserably.





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> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
>> Let me guess. This was a "Fun Fact" from the cap of a bottle of
>> Snapple.
>>
>
> ****ed if I can remember, but it made an impression. It may have been a
> David Attenborough documentary- in fact, I think it was. (BTW I have no
> idea what 'Snapple' is)
>

Snapple is the trade mark for a company that bottles blended
fruit juices. The inside of the bottle cap has pithy "Fun Facts"
such as "A duck's quack doesn't echo."

Mike "facts may be fun, but fact checking isn't" Yetto
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In practice they are not.

Clot <> writes and having writ moves on.
> Aardvark wrote:
>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
>>
>>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>
>>
>> Suicide is painless.
>
> Interesting: how do you figure that?
>

It brings on many changes.

Mike "duh" Yetto
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:21:31 +0000, Aardvark writ:

> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 01:59:10 +0000, freemont wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:23:53 +0100, Clot writ:
>>
>>> Aardvark wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:41:10 -0400, Mike Yetto wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
>>>>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:06:41 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>> Suicide is painless.
>>>
>>> Interesting: how do you figure that?
>>
>> I figure he's a Robert Altman admirer, like me. Or he just saw MASH.
>
> If you have to explain a joke, it's failed miserably.
>
>

Good thing it wasn't my joke.
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