richard <> via
news:1xvgmep70ogk1$.:
> http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/01/08...r/index.html?e
> ref=igoogle_cnn
>
> Passenger on hawaii bound plane first has words with a flight attendant
> about stowing his bag in the compartment. Shortly after he fills out a
> comment card, seals the envelope and hands it to the flight attendant.
>
> Nosy flight attendant decides to open the envelope and read the card.
> Hands card to pilot who decides to turn plane around.
>
> No sense of humor anywhere. Why? Because Mr. Bush believed every US
> citizen was a terrorist. On the heels of the failed so called bombing
> attempt on Christmas, the pilots are rightfully a little over reactive
> to such trivial matters.
>
> Not to mention that the plane got escorted by jet fighters back to
> portland. All because a nosy flight attendant opened a sealed envelope?
>
> Now the man is faced with bullshit charges of "disrupting the duties of
> a flight attendant".
>
> "So what are you in prison for?"
> "Writing a note."
> "Say what?"
> "I upset a flight attendant."
That's nothing! I had to submit to a strip-down/pat-down
at DEN... (Denver International Airport) AFTER proceeding
through the "RapiScan" (full body scanner they're trying out
on some sort of demo-consignment-marketing program.
The female TSA agents said they was truly a-sceered
that I was "smuggling a snake on the mutherf#%king plane."
Now, I'm on the "WHOAAAAA NO BULLSHIT" list.
--
I AM Bucky Breeder, (*(^; ;
and on the 'AWESOMENESS METER'
I am about two clicks better than 'TOTALLY'!
I want that Negro-insurrectionist Obama to create
a government agency to supervise petitions to the
Indian Casinos for me, my family and my peoples to
recover our rightly due and long withheld payments of
'Western Pioneer Reparations' - this income-tax year!
That would help the economy by keeping us from looting
stores and burning down old people's houses in the "hood".
You should not view the world in terms
of things which you do - or do not - "like";
rather, you should view the world in terms
of how things "actually are", recognizing
and finding acceptance of them as such.
This would immeasurably bring *much* more
stability, peace and tranquility into your life.
I could help you with that... but...
I really just don't like you that much.
Repent! The end is near.... So, smoke 'em if you got 'em.