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I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the
shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear
of my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching
drivers.

To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men
which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their
horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper
pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he
was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,

'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'


Stolen from another source.


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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:59:55 -0800, wrote:

> I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the
> shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
> trunk.
>
> I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear
> of my car facing oncoming traffic.
>
> They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
> They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching
> drivers.
>
> To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men
> which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
>
> And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their
> horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper
> pulls up behind me.
>
> He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he
> was not a happy camper!
>
> 'What's going on here?'
>
> 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
>
> 'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
>
> I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,
>
> 'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
>
>
> Stolen from another source.

No doubt one of the models was evan platt.

On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:40:23 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:

> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:28:52 -0700, richard <>
> wrote:
>
>>No doubt one of the models was evan platt.
>
> If that was intended as in insult, it failed. Notice the drivers were
> honking and waving.
>
> Had it been you, people would have been gauging out their own eyes and
> setting themselves on fire.
>
> Now go hide, idiot. Drop from this thread, like you always do.

Ooooh. Lame spelling flame time.

G O U G I N G

doo dah!

"Evan Platt" <evan@*******************************> wrote in message
news:...
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:52:50 -0700, richard <>
> wrote:
>
>>Ooooh. Lame spelling flame time.
>>
>>G O U G I N G
>>
>>doo dah!
>
> Congratulations, that's one for richard. You have to look that one up?
>
> See, if I were richard, I'd just drop from the thread.
>
> Here's where richard drops from the thread:
>
> What's the difference in number of ribs and Adams Apple on men vs
> women?
>
> buh bye.

Richard also drops from a thread when his questions about Muslims in the US
Army fighting in the Vietnam war are answered with actual names of some of
those who died there.
He doesn't like to be confused by facts.
His positions are remarkably consistent, though ---- he almost always
presents himself as the type of person I was raised to instantly despise . .
..

On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:15:48 -0800, alan wrote:

> "Evan Platt" <evan@*******************************> wrote in message
> news:...
>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:52:50 -0700, richard <>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Ooooh. Lame spelling flame time.
>>>
>>>G O U G I N G
>>>
>>>doo dah!
>>
>> Congratulations, that's one for richard. You have to look that one up?
>>
>> See, if I were richard, I'd just drop from the thread.
>>
>> Here's where richard drops from the thread:
>>
>> What's the difference in number of ribs and Adams Apple on men vs
>> women?
>>
>> buh bye.
>
> Richard also drops from a thread when his questions about Muslims in the US
> Army fighting in the Vietnam war are answered with actual names of some of
> those who died there.
> He doesn't like to be confused by facts.
> His positions are remarkably consistent, though ---- he almost always
> presents himself as the type of person I was raised to instantly despise . .
> .

Not to long ago there was a guy who went around putting people in
concentrate camps simply because their last name was "Jewish".

Sur names do not equate to a religous belief.

"richard" <> wrote in message
news:lhi3ydj80jo2$.1ive5zm9k072k$... .
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:15:48 -0800, alan wrote:
>
>> "Evan Platt" <evan@*******************************> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:52:50 -0700, richard <>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Ooooh. Lame spelling flame time.
>>>>
>>>>G O U G I N G
>>>>
>>>>doo dah!
>>>
>>> Congratulations, that's one for richard. You have to look that one up?
>>>
>>> See, if I were richard, I'd just drop from the thread.
>>>
>>> Here's where richard drops from the thread:
>>>
>>> What's the difference in number of ribs and Adams Apple on men vs
>>> women?
>>>
>>> buh bye.
>>
>> Richard also drops from a thread when his questions about Muslims in the
>> US
>> Army fighting in the Vietnam war are answered with actual names of some
>> of
>> those who died there.
>> He doesn't like to be confused by facts.
>> His positions are remarkably consistent, though ---- he almost always
>> presents himself as the type of person I was raised to instantly despise
>> . .
>> .
>
> Not to long ago there was a guy who went around putting people in
> concentrate camps simply because their last name was "Jewish".
>
> Sur names do not equate to a religous belief.

But you must admit that they ARE indicative . . .

"richard" <> wrote in message
news:lhi3ydj80jo2$.1ive5zm9k072k$... .
> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:15:48 -0800, alan wrote:
>
>> "Evan Platt" <evan@*******************************> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:52:50 -0700, richard <>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Ooooh. Lame spelling flame time.
>>>>
>>>>G O U G I N G
>>>>
>>>>doo dah!
>>>
>>> Congratulations, that's one for richard. You have to look that one up?
>>>
>>> See, if I were richard, I'd just drop from the thread.
>>>
>>> Here's where richard drops from the thread:
>>>
>>> What's the difference in number of ribs and Adams Apple on men vs
>>> women?
>>>
>>> buh bye.
>>
>> Richard also drops from a thread when his questions about Muslims in the
>> US
>> Army fighting in the Vietnam war are answered with actual names of some
>> of
>> those who died there.
>> He doesn't like to be confused by facts.
>> His positions are remarkably consistent, though ---- he almost always
>> presents himself as the type of person I was raised to instantly despise
>> . .
>> .
>
> Not to long ago there was a guy who went around putting people in
> concentrate camps simply because their last name was "Jewish".
>
> Sur names do not equate to a religous belief.

Educate yourself: http://docudharma.com/diary/17216/am...uslim-veterans

On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:06:45 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:

> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:52:50 -0700, richard <>
> wrote:
>
>>Ooooh. Lame spelling flame time.
>>
>>G O U G I N G
>>
>>doo dah!
>
> Congratulations, that's one for richard. You have to look that one up?
>
> See, if I were richard, I'd just drop from the thread.
>
> Here's where richard drops from the thread:
>
> What's the difference in number of ribs and Adams Apple on men vs
> women?
>
> buh bye.

Zero.
However, the difference is in the fact that a woman's ribs are farther
apart.

On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:48:31 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:

> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:24:05 -0700, richard <>
> wrote:
>
>>Not to long ago
>
> *lame spelling flame time*: "too"
>
>>there was a guy who went around putting people in
>>concentrate camps
>
> *lame spelling flame time*: concentration. Maybe you should read up on
> it. Might be a section or two in the history books from when you
> dropped out of school.
>
>>Sur names do not equate to a religous belief.
>
> You should look up Malcolm X. Muslim guy. May have even been drafted.
> But then again, what do I know?

Yeah you should look him up. Then you'll know that the true muslims
wouldn't take his black ass. Which is why he and his radical buddy James
Ferrikahn started the "black muslim" religion.
Ever hear of a black boxer by the name of "Cassius Clay"? He changed his
name to Muhammed Ali. But that didn't keep him from getting drafted either.

If I'm not mistaken, I believe X was a convicted felon before the draft so
that kept his black ass out.

On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:40:32 -0500, WeReo_ScoTTy wrote:

> "richard" <> wrote in message
> news:h10sj17yao66$....
>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:59:55 -0800, wrote:
>>
>>> I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the
>>> shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
>>> trunk.
>>>
>>> I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear
>>> of my car facing oncoming traffic.
>>>
>>> They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench
>>> coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
>>>
>>> To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men
>>> which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
>>>
>>> And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their
>>> horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper
>>> pulls up behind me.
>>>
>>> He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he
>>> was not a happy camper!
>>>
>>> 'What's going on here?'
>>>
>>> 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
>>>
>>> 'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
>>>
>>> I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,
>>>
>>> 'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
>>>
>>>
>>> Stolen from another source.
>>
>> No doubt one of the models was evan platt.
> You should've stowed a can of Flat-Fix.

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