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Old 11-07-2009, 04:52 AM   #1
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If it is zero degrees outside now...
....and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow

....how cold will it be
grasshopper...







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Old 11-07-2009, 05:42 AM   #2
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On Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:52:13 -0600, G. Morgan wrote:

> If it is zero degrees outside now...
> ...and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow
>
> ...how cold will it be
> grasshopper...


This is a question that requires the serious application of quantum physics
and einsteins theory on the relativity of the universe to the atom. With
the inclusion of a giant 200 gigawatt telsa coil with a flux capacitor
attached.


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Old 11-07-2009, 10:29 AM   #3
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"G. Morgan" <> schreef in bericht
news:...
> If it is zero degrees outside now...
> ...and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow
>
> ...how cold will it be
> grasshopper...
>

How many degrees was it yesterday?
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:17 PM   #4
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On 2009-11-07, G Morgan <> wrote:
> If it is zero degrees outside now...
> ...and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow
>
> ...how cold will it be
> grasshopper...


<grasshopper sleeps>

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Old 11-07-2009, 01:50 PM   #5
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G. Morgan wrote:
> If it is zero degrees outside now...
> ...and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow
>
> ...how cold will it be
> grasshopper...
>
>


I am surprised nobody has asked how you would define twice as cold?


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Old 11-07-2009, 01:58 PM   #6
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Chuck why don't you just post as Chuckcar? Were you out shoverling snow
this past month? You know what they say in Ottawa? The Autowa-nkers are
out in full force tonight in Ottawa.

"G. Morgan" wrote:

> If it is zero degrees outside now...
> ...and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow
>
> ...how cold will it be
> grasshopper...


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Old 11-07-2009, 02:02 PM   #7
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On Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:52:13 -0600, G. Morgan wrote:

> If it is zero degrees outside now...
> ...and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow
>
> ...how cold will it be
> grasshopper...


-137.575 degrees Celsius.

That's quite chilly.



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Old 11-07-2009, 02:04 PM   #8
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On Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:02:19 +0000, Aardvark wrote:

> On Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:52:13 -0600, G. Morgan wrote:
>
>> If it is zero degrees outside now...
>> ...and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow
>>
>> ...how cold will it be
>> grasshopper...

>
> -137.575 degrees Celsius.
>
> That's quite chilly.


Oopsie! A case of fat finger on the keyboard.

That should be minus 136.575 degrees Celsius.

Marginally warmer.



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Old 11-07-2009, 02:36 PM   #9
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philo wrote:
> Oldus Fartus wrote:
>> G. Morgan wrote:
>>> If it is zero degrees outside now...
>>> ...and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow
>>>
>>> ...how cold will it be
>>> grasshopper...
>>>
>>>

>>
>> I am surprised nobody has asked how you would define twice as cold?
>>
>>

>
>
> not empirically "twice as cold"
>
> but mathematically
>


No it isn't. "Cold" or "Hot" is not mathematical at all.

>
> such as 30 degrees F is twice as cold as 60 degrees F


And again, no it is not. "Cold" or "Hot" are not absolute terms.

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Old 11-07-2009, 02:43 PM   #10
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> If it is zero degrees outside now...


On what temperature scale?

> ...and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow


Don't you mean half as warm?

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