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This lucky guy now has the distinction of being on the registered sex
offenders list. Even though his crime was committed on a 21 year old, legal
consenting adult.

"So I understand you've been put the sex offenders list right? You know how
we just hate pedophiles don't you?"
"I didn't touch no kid. Never."
"Sure buddy, how else can you get on the list?"
"Buggery."

Uh yeppers. This guy was convicted for the act of sexually assaulting an
animal. And it ain't the first time he was convicted of it.

Evan Platt wrote:

> richard <> wrote:
>> Uh yeppers. This guy was convicted for the act of sexually assaulting
>> an animal. And it ain't the first time he was convicted of it.
>
> So richard, what makes you think that only crimes involving a minor
> can get you registered as a sex offender?
>
> Wait - don't think I want to know.

richard will be back to answer your question as soon as he kicks the
goats out of his motel room.

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On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:00:18 -0600, The Old Sourdough wrote:

> Evan Platt mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>> On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 17:49:19 -0500, "Beauregard T. Shagnasty"
>><> wrote:
>
>>>richard will be back to answer your question as soon as he kicks the
>>>goats out of his motel room.
>
>> Now why would he get rid of the goats?
>
>> So richard's standing by a bunch of goats. One of them is acting sort
>> of weird.
>
>> richard's parole officer comes up, and asks richard if he raped that
>> goat.
>
>> richard says no.
>
>> Parole officer asks if he's sure.
>
>> richard says "Of course. Of all them goats over there, why would I pick
>> the damn ugliest one? Sheesh, what kind of taste do you think I have?"
>
> He'd pick the youngest one....

Because he likes kids?



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Felix DeSouza: You can still go to France. It's full of pricks. They hate
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Aardvark wrote:
> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:00:18 -0600, The Old Sourdough wrote:
>
>> Evan Platt mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>> On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 17:49:19 -0500, "Beauregard T. Shagnasty"
>>> <> wrote:
>>
>>>> richard will be back to answer your question as soon as he kicks the
>>>> goats out of his motel room.
>>
>>> Now why would he get rid of the goats?
>>
>>> So richard's standing by a bunch of goats. One of them is acting sort
>>> of weird.
>>
>>> richard's parole officer comes up, and asks richard if he raped that
>>> goat.
>>
>>> richard says no.
>>
>>> Parole officer asks if he's sure.
>>
>>> richard says "Of course. Of all them goats over there, why would I pick
>>> the damn ugliest one? Sheesh, what kind of taste do you think I have?"
>>
>> He'd pick the youngest one....
>
> Because he likes kids?

Especially the ones named Billy.

--
Jordon

On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:08:06 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:

> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:44:05 GMT, Aardvark <>
> wrote:
>
>>> He'd pick the youngest one....
>>
>>Because he likes kids?
>
>
> Ewwww. Or is that ewe? (Get it?)

Hehe. Evan made an ovine reference.



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Elmo McElroy: If I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris
Felix DeSouza: You can still go to France. It's full of pricks. They hate
Yanks too. Do you fancy a bite, or what?
Elmo Mc Elroy: Yeah, all right.