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I know it has little or nothing to do with 24hoursupport.helpdesk, but
I just want you to see this anyway:

Behold some samples of the world's top press I already receive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3MwXWv6VWM
The Film

"I got the biggest write-up in World History because I'm the
only one who brought a Pano to the massively behemoth 1974
California Jam. This should be the biggest thing since King
Tut" -Scott Lifshine, World's Filmmaker Extraordinaire

"The only music that matters" -theaquarian.com

"California Jam is the key" -Uncle John

"The new song for a new world!" -Customer

"He's the hottest act in America, in moviedom" -Byron, Niteshift Show,
WBAI

"We think of you often" -Bob Fass, WBAI-FM

"The Internet would be a very boring place without Scott
Lifshine" -Guest

"Will dwarf all previous forms of Show Business" -Joe Franklin,
Bloomberg Radio

"Scott Lifshine's the biggest movie star in the world" -Baird
Jones

"The Nuclear Warrior footage is the most shocking pieces of
footage ever shot." -Spike Feresten to Jerry Seinfeld on Talkshow

"The first thing you're going to need is a straight-jacket" -Harris
Allen

"you left them all speechless when you streamlined the media

with the
nuclear warrior on wvlp.

after all they are only mere mortals." -Romeo Rose

"YOU are the only one who matters" -Dr Walpurgis

"THE WORLD HEARD THE MESSAGE" -Renli

"You should organize the people" -Dr. Ron Daniels, WBAI-FM

"The New Song for a New World" -Celebrity fan

"Then on that fateful night in 1974, Scott was the only person
on the face of the earth who had the foresight to make a high
quality recording of the monumental California Jam." -VOR

"WOW!" -Internet Subscriber

"You know the legend that IS the Wereo, but do you know the
man?" -VOR on Youtube

"The Nuclear Warrior's command of the arpeggio and guitar tones are
majestic" -Mark Nahra. alt.guitar

"Great visionary, or delusional crackpot?" -David Kleiler,
Boston Film Critic on Judge Maria Lopez

"Don't be bloody stupid. Scott Lifshine is awl that matters on
this newsgroup. One day, I hope to wake up in the morning and
walk outside of my house, confronted with an azure sky of
deepest summer, people awl around me smiling knowingly, the
secret of all things dancing teasingly in their eyes; peace and
happiness on earth for one and for all, awl of mankind dancing
to the tune and harking unto the words of the Lifshine. " -
White Spirit

"The Scott Lifshine CalJam Wereo transcends all other festival
recordings." -White Spirit

"Scott Lifshine did away with classic rock. The New Intellect
is upon us now." -White Spirit

"Scott You Rock!" -J_Meoffer

"Scott Lifshine is among the golden dozen of all time in show
business" -Joe Franklin, Bloomberg Radio

"Mom and Pops Wereo had no idea the fruit of their loins would
one day become the man, nay the legend, known to the world as "The
Greatest Filmmaker Who Ever Lived." -VOR

"As if his groundbreaking recording of California Jam wasn't
enough to secure his place in WORLD history, lightening struck
twice in this man's life when he formed the internationally
renowned super group known as Nuclear Warrior." -VOR

"We love you, Mr. Wereo!" -Don E. Branker, Promoter and
Producer of California Jam for ABC/TV

"The world is a big place and
to encounter the 'worlds greatest' in so many different areas
on elance is
certainly a remarkable thing." -Stedman PR

"If the wereo fell from the sky then it would leave a huge
crater." -reborn rolla

"How'd you do this with zero technology?" -NNTP Subscriber

"Usenet was always a tough place to survive because it
was.....well......ungated anarchy, and even many of the
seemingly strong amongst us eventually broke down and couldn't take it
anymore (Sani, Tripps, Letters, occasionally Raddion, etc, etc). Of
course, sophisticated bot-driven commercial spam and The Wereo were
new life forms no one was prepared for. Some of us quickly learned
what others could not: a guy like Scott is a lot like a vicious black
bear: the sooner you play dead and stop wiggling, the sooner he loses
interest. I've barely read a post he's written in the last few years.

Unfortunately, some people just couldn't stop wiggling and it
drove them to madness." -Herr Krawdad

"Scott Lifshine is the world's greatest filmmaker" -Sony Pictures
Entertainment

"All hail "The Creator of the Wereo" he shall burn on long after the
Wereo has been forgotten. Oh great one who shall you
create next? Will the Wereo become but one of many?" -Green
(Cliff)

Nukey! Nukey! -Jim Gaffigan

"You recorded one festival in 1974 off the radio. You got lucky
they broadcast that sort of thing." -VDGG94ki on youtube

From the Tycobrahe Sound Engineer's Report:

In the early stages the Jam producers were estimating an
attendance of approximately 60,000, and the initial objective
was to provide coverage only to a distance of 1,000 feet from
the stage.

One of the first factors considered was the placement of the
staging area within the infield to take advantage of the
prevailing winds. The stage was set on the western quadrant of
the field so the prevailing westerly winds would carry the
sound eastward across the audience area.

"We were lucky," said Jim Gamble, Tycobrahe Vice President and
Director of Engineering, "The wind blew just the way it was
supposed to all day long. If it didn't, there would be nothing
we could have done to compensate . . nothing." -Wayne Sentis

"Some poor souls have devoted their worthless lives to stalking
Scott on the Internet. The very portal that injects the Wereo
into the masses also acts as the medium through which this
small cult of losers feeds off of Scott's irrefutable greatness." -VOR

"I've heard stories of all sorts from people with wrestling tapes, but
Scott yours are truly one-of-a-kind" -Tony Vellano, WWF HOF Museum,
Schenectady, NY

"Will end country-western and make Rock a memory" -Richard
Falk, General News Syndicate

What you ask is impossible! 150 words is not near enough to
describe all that is Wereo! -Philbert

"A nihilistic songwriter" -New York Magazine

"It's a fabulous guitar solo" -Mike O'Dell

"Record Sales" -New York Daily News

"NuclearWarrior.com, where the Fan Club of the +3 Billions
meets" -John King, Show Biz News

"That man's a legend!" -Brandon Steiner

"It's awl about you" -artcinco

"It's unbelievable" -Bob Dylan

"Five million people were there" -Aristedes DuVal

"You have not seen 10% of his talent yet" -Show Biz News

"He talks about amazing depth and instrument separation, but TV was
mono in 1974." -Youtuber

"Here he is Scott Lifshine, who's making the greatest show on
earth, Nuclear Warrior. This will be the only song permitted
throughout the United States, and maybe England and France." -General
News Syndicate

"Scott Lifshine will clean up, clear up, and clarify the music
industry" -Richard Roffmann, the Original Broadway Danny Rose
character on whom the Woody Allen film is based.

"The Devil's on his way OUT" -The greatest songwriter who ever lived,
the Pilar of Fire

That's what you cawl Unprecedented Press! Thank you awl. Let us behold
and embrace Nuclear Warrior and the Wereo, for there is no need for no
other.