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richard
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      04-15-2009
Sheesh. While the USA has warships right off their coast line, these
damned crazed Somalian pirates are pushing the limits. Right on the
heels of one warship, the damned fools attempt to hijack yet another
USA ship.

I think the US should park a dozen warships off the somalian coast and
fire at any boat seen leaving the coast. Board the vessel and check it
for any weapons. If weapons are found, sink the damn boat and let the
fools swim back to shore.

 
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Centre Parting
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      04-15-2009
I think you missed your vocation.
You should have been in the Diplomatic Corps.

Either that or you missed your time : c. 1900 - the era of gunboat
diplomacy.

richard wrote:
> Sheesh. While the USA has warships right off their coast line, these
> damned crazed Somalian pirates are pushing the limits. Right on the
> heels of one warship, the damned fools attempt to hijack yet another
> USA ship.
>
> I think the US should park a dozen warships off the somalian coast and
> fire at any boat seen leaving the coast. Board the vessel and check it
> for any weapons. If weapons are found, sink the damn boat and let the
> fools swim back to shore.



 
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Bucky Breeder
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      04-15-2009
Yes. We should worship them like the Aztecs did the Spantards,
and just hand them over all our gold and white wimmins...

Cume bye ya, give piece a chance - and buy a Lotto ticket.


"Centre Parting" <> promulgated
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> I think you missed your vocation.
> You should have been in the Diplomatic Corps.
>
> Either that or you missed your time : c. 1900 - the era of gunboat
> diplomacy.
>
> richard wrote:
>> Sheesh. While the USA has warships right off their coast line, these
>> damned crazed Somalian pirates are pushing the limits. Right on the
>> heels of one warship, the damned fools attempt to hijack yet another
>> USA ship.
>>
>> I think the US should park a dozen warships off the somalian coast and
>> fire at any boat seen leaving the coast. Board the vessel and check it
>> for any weapons. If weapons are found, sink the damn boat and let the
>> fools swim back to shore.


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Bert Hyman
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      04-15-2009
In news: "Centre Parting"
<> wrote:

> I think you missed your vocation.
> You should have been in the Diplomatic Corps.
>
> Either that or you missed your time : c. 1900 - the era of gunboat
> diplomacy.


What role does diplomacy have when dealing with thieves and kidnappers?

> richard wrote:
>> Sheesh. While the USA has warships right off their coast line, these
>> damned crazed Somalian pirates are pushing the limits. Right on the
>> heels of one warship, the damned fools attempt to hijack yet another
>> USA ship.
>>
>> I think the US should park a dozen warships off the somalian coast
>> and fire at any boat seen leaving the coast. Board the vessel and
>> check it for any weapons. If weapons are found, sink the damn boat
>> and let the fools swim back to shore.


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Whiskers
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      04-15-2009
On 2009-04-15, richard <> wrote:
> Sheesh. While the USA has warships right off their coast line, these
> damned crazed Somalian pirates are pushing the limits. Right on the
> heels of one warship, the damned fools attempt to hijack yet another
> USA ship.
>
> I think the US should park a dozen warships off the somalian coast and
> fire at any boat seen leaving the coast. Board the vessel and check it
> for any weapons. If weapons are found, sink the damn boat and let the
> fools swim back to shore.


Now learn what's really going on
<http://uk.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUKTRE53A0OC20090411> "Q&A - Who
are the Somali pirates?" Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:29am BST, By Andrew Cawthorne

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      04-15-2009


"richard" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Sheesh. While the USA has warships right off their coast line, these
> damned crazed Somalian pirates are pushing the limits. Right on the
> heels of one warship, the damned fools attempt to hijack yet another
> USA ship.
>
> I think the US should park a dozen warships off the somalian coast and
> fire at any boat seen leaving the coast. Board the vessel and check it
> for any weapons. If weapons are found, sink the damn boat and let the
> fools swim back to shore.
>


When I think of pirates Johnny Depp comes to mind brandishing a cutlass, I
cant ever recall him using a rocket launcher, do we think we ought to stop
calling them pirates as it might confuse the children watching the news, not
to mention people from Alabama

 
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      04-15-2009
richard <> wrote in
news::

> Sheesh. While the USA has warships right off their coast line, these
> damned crazed Somalian pirates are pushing the limits. Right on the
> heels of one warship, the damned fools attempt to hijack yet another
> USA ship.
>

How else are they going to get money? They have no government, nobody
want's to spend money in their excuse for a country and they live in a
desert.

> I think the US should park a dozen warships off the somalian coast and


It's Somali actually.

> fire at any boat seen leaving the coast. Board the vessel and check it
> for any weapons. If weapons are found, sink the damn boat and let the
> fools swim back to shore.
>

I think we should just load up all the muslims build a *real* big wall
around Somalia, dump them all inside and wait until the noise stops. Just
today I was reading the paper - some 80+ year old lady was knocked down
and robbed. At 9:30 in the morning. A somali. You learn what you live. We
get maybe 10 of those a year total in our city.

Alternatively, move all the troops from Iraq into there. Moving them out
was just a kneejerk reaction in the first place. And then there's the
machette attacks that I'm sure you've all heard about as well.

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Evan Platt
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      04-15-2009
On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:48:16 +0000 (UTC), chuckcar <>
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>It's Somali actually.


This from the idiot that tells people to 'learn english'??? Wow.

>I think we should just load up all the muslims


It's Muslims actually.

>build a *real* big wall around Somalia, dump them all inside and wait until the noise stops.


As long as you're in there, sure.

>Just today I was reading the paper


Don't lie. We all know you can't read.

>- some 80+ year old lady was knocked down and robbed. At 9:30 in the morning.


Never too early to rob someone. What makes you think people wait until
a certain time?

>A somali.


"It's Somali actually."

>You learn what you live. We get maybe 10 of those a year total in our city.


Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
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      04-15-2009
Whiskers spilled the beans:
> On 2009-04-15, richard <> wrote:
>> Sheesh. While the USA has warships right off their coast line, these
>> damned crazed Somalian pirates are pushing the limits. Right on the
>> heels of one warship, the damned fools attempt to hijack yet another
>> USA ship.
>>
>> I think the US should park a dozen warships off the somalian coast and
>> fire at any boat seen leaving the coast. Board the vessel and check it
>> for any weapons. If weapons are found, sink the damn boat and let the
>> fools swim back to shore.

>
> Now learn what's really going on
> <http://uk.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUKTRE53A0OC20090411> "Q&A - Who
> are the Somali pirates?" Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:29am BST, By Andrew Cawthorne
>

Feckin java required site...Not that anyone wants to know the facts.
They started in response to ocean dumping in their waters IIRC.
Go figure: they want to protect their fishing grounds.
Horrors!


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      04-15-2009
On 2009-04-15, §ñühw¤£f <> wrote:
> Whiskers spilled the beans:
>> On 2009-04-15, richard <> wrote:
>>> Sheesh. While the USA has warships right off their coast line, these
>>> damned crazed Somalian pirates are pushing the limits. Right on the
>>> heels of one warship, the damned fools attempt to hijack yet another
>>> USA ship.
>>>
>>> I think the US should park a dozen warships off the somalian coast and
>>> fire at any boat seen leaving the coast. Board the vessel and check it
>>> for any weapons. If weapons are found, sink the damn boat and let the
>>> fools swim back to shore.

>>
>> Now learn what's really going on
>> <http://uk.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUKTRE53A0OC20090411> "Q&A - Who
>> are the Somali pirates?" Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:29am BST, By Andrew Cawthorne
>>

> Feckin java required site...Not that anyone wants to know the facts.
> They started in response to ocean dumping in their waters IIRC.
> Go figure: they want to protect their fishing grounds.
> Horrors!


It wants 'javascript' - nothing to do with Java. I agree that's not
ideal.

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