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richard
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      03-10-2009
While 90% of the street style brawling is staged, it's that other 10%
that is pure bullshit.
Last week on "WWE" we saw "legacy" kick Ed Mcmahon, the general
manager, right in the chops [high time somebody did], then, the
jackass attacks the wife of triple h, who had absolutely no business
being in the ring.

Then tripe h goes after legacy with a sledge hammer. Also obviously
staged.

So why do we have this garbage pit on tv?
Ever since "Rockin Rowdy Piper" came onto the scene, the ways of pro
wrestling were soon changed. What used to be fun to watch, is now
sickening.

The problem is, the kids get the idea that this is a fun thing to
mimmick. They do not understand it takes years of training before you
even step into the professional side. They do not understand that what
you see on camera is in no way the truth. Today's rings are twice as
big as they used to be and the mats ared designed to give on impact.

Some fool has been slapped around for 30 minutes, can just barely
stand up and he has the will to put his hand up in front of his face
to take the blow when he gets slammed up against the corner post?

He's down and out face down on the floor and suddenly comes back to
life with a vengance and destroys his opponent. That, we call
choreography.

This is one form of entertainment we do not need on tv. Period.

Ban it. Today.

 
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      03-10-2009
richard wrote:

<rant snipped, un-read>

>This is one form of entertainment we do not need on tv. Period.
>
>Ban it. Today.


No.


 
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Evan Platt
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      03-10-2009
On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:19:07 -0400, richard <>
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>While 90% of

<Snip endless drivel>

I know your shirnk said you should write your mindless blathering
down, but he didn't say to send it to Usenet did he?
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      03-10-2009
On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:19:07 -0400, richard wrote:

> This is one form of entertainment we do not need on tv. Period.
>
> Ban it. Today.


No. **** off and take your medicine.


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Evan Platt
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      03-10-2009
On Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:08:40 -0500, Lookout <>
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>Who's "we"?


The voices in RtS's head.

>Piper has been around for 25 years


More, if you count AWA - 1973.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowdy_Piper
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Stacey Chuffo
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      03-10-2009

"richard" <> wrote in message
news:...
> While 90% of the street style brawling is staged, it's that other 10%
> that is pure bullshit.
> Last week on "WWE" we saw "legacy" kick Ed Mcmahon, the general
> manager, right in the chops [high time somebody did], then, the
> jackass attacks the wife of triple h, who had absolutely no business
> being in the ring.
>


It's Vince McMahon, not Ed McMahon, st00pid.

> Then tripe h goes after legacy with a sledge hammer. Also obviously
> staged.
>

No ****. Remember DX when Triple H and Shawn Michaels used to **** with Mr.
McMahon?

> So why do we have this garbage pit on tv?
> Ever since "Rockin Rowdy Piper" came onto the scene, the ways of pro
> wrestling were soon changed. What used to be fun to watch, is now
> sickening.
>
> The problem is, the kids get the idea that this is a fun thing to
> mimmick. They do not understand it takes years of training before you
> even step into the professional side. They do not understand that what
> you see on camera is in no way the truth. Today's rings are twice as
> big as they used to be and the mats ared designed to give on impact.
>


The WWE warns kids not to do imitate stunts already, RtS.

> Some fool has been slapped around for 30 minutes, can just barely
> stand up and he has the will to put his hand up in front of his face
> to take the blow when he gets slammed up against the corner post?
>
> He's down and out face down on the floor and suddenly comes back to
> life with a vengance and destroys his opponent. That, we call
> choreography.
>
> This is one form of entertainment we do not need on tv. Period.
>
> Ban it. Today.
>


and what, replace it with kiddy p0rn, st00pid? WWE is very popular. It isn't
going anywhere.


 
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sittingduck
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      03-10-2009
Lookout wrote:

>>So why do we have this garbage pit on tv?


> Because idiots like you watch it.


Exactly. It helps the brainless stay that way.

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Keyser Söze
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      03-10-2009
richard <> wrote in message
news::

> While 90% of the street style brawling is staged, it's that other 10%
> that is pure bullshit.
> Last week on "WWE" we saw "legacy" kick Ed Mcmahon, the general
> manager, right in the chops [high time somebody did], then, the
> jackass attacks the wife of triple h, who had absolutely no business
> being in the ring.
>
> Then tripe h goes after legacy with a sledge hammer. Also obviously
> staged.
>
> So why do we have this garbage pit on tv?
> Ever since "Rockin Rowdy Piper" came onto the scene, the ways of pro
> wrestling were soon changed. What used to be fun to watch, is now
> sickening.
>
> The problem is, the kids get the idea that this is a fun thing to
> mimmick. They do not understand it takes years of training before you
> even step into the professional side. They do not understand that what
> you see on camera is in no way the truth. Today's rings are twice as
> big as they used to be and the mats ared designed to give on impact.
>
> Some fool has been slapped around for 30 minutes, can just barely
> stand up and he has the will to put his hand up in front of his face
> to take the blow when he gets slammed up against the corner post?
>
> He's down and out face down on the floor and suddenly comes back to
> life with a vengance and destroys his opponent. That, we call
> choreography.
>
> This is one form of entertainment we do not need on tv. Period.
>
> Ban it. Today.


Get turned on by it, do you?

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      03-10-2009
On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:05:15 -0400, WeReo_ScoTTy wrote:

> "Keyser Söze" < > wrote in
> message news:gp5bdc$hgd$...
>> richard <> wrote in message
>> news::
>>
>>> While 90% of the street style brawling is staged, it's that other 10%
>>> that is pure bullshit.
>>> Last week on "WWE" we saw "legacy" kick Ed Mcmahon, the general
>>> manager, right in the chops [high time somebody did], then, the
>>> jackass attacks the wife of triple h, who had absolutely no business
>>> being in the ring.
>>>
>>> Then tripe h goes after legacy with a sledge hammer. Also obviously
>>> staged.
>>>
>>> So why do we have this garbage pit on tv? Ever since "Rockin Rowdy
>>> Piper" came onto the scene, the ways of pro wrestling were soon
>>> changed. What used to be fun to watch, is now sickening.
>>>
>>> The problem is, the kids get the idea that this is a fun thing to
>>> mimmick. They do not understand it takes years of training before you
>>> even step into the professional side. They do not understand that what
>>> you see on camera is in no way the truth. Today's rings are twice as
>>> big as they used to be and the mats ared designed to give on impact.
>>>
>>> Some fool has been slapped around for 30 minutes, can just barely
>>> stand up and he has the will to put his hand up in front of his face
>>> to take the blow when he gets slammed up against the corner post?
>>>
>>> He's down and out face down on the floor and suddenly comes back to
>>> life with a vengance and destroys his opponent. That, we call
>>> choreography.
>>>
>>> This is one form of entertainment we do not need on tv. Period.
>>>
>>> Ban it. Today.

>>
>> Get turned on by it, do you?

> That Bruno thing was horrible.



Translation: ****, yeah!!!!


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iL_WeReo
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      03-10-2009
On Mar 10, 2:39*pm, Aardvark <aardv...@youllnever.know> wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:05:15 -0400, WeReo_ScoTTy wrote:
> > "Keyser Söze" <nonexistant.sp...@Sanguis.Bibimus.Corpus.edimus > wrote in
> > messagenews:gp5bdc$hgd$...
> >> richard <mem...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
> >>news: m:

>
> >>> While 90% of the street style brawling is staged, it's that other 10%
> >>> that is pure bullshit.
> >>> Last week on "WWE" we saw "legacy" kick Ed Mcmahon, the general
> >>> manager, right in the chops [high time somebody did], then, the
> >>> jackass attacks the wife of triple h, who had absolutely no business
> >>> being in the ring.

>
> >>> Then tripe h goes after legacy with a sledge hammer. Also obviously
> >>> staged.

>
> >>> So why do we have this garbage pit on tv? Ever since "Rockin Rowdy
> >>> Piper" came onto the scene, the ways of pro wrestling were soon
> >>> changed. What used to be fun to watch, is now sickening.

>
> >>> The problem is, the kids get the idea that this is a fun thing to
> >>> mimmick. They do not understand it takes years of training before you
> >>> even step into the professional side. They do not understand that what
> >>> you see on camera is in no way the truth. *Today's rings are twice as
> >>> big as they used to be and the mats ared designed to give on impact.

>
> >>> Some fool has been slapped around for 30 minutes, can just barely
> >>> stand up and he has the will to put his hand up in front of his face
> >>> to take the blow when he gets slammed up against the corner post?

>
> >>> He's down and out face down on the floor and suddenly comes back to
> >>> life with a vengance and destroys his opponent. That, we call
> >>> choreography.

>
> >>> This is one form of entertainment we do not need on tv. Period.

>
> >>> Ban it. Today.

>
> >> Get turned on by it, do you?

> > That Bruno thing was horrible.

>
> Translation: ****, yeah!!!! *
>
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