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I am in college and need to post to this newsgroup as part of an assignment.
We are using the Microsoft Academic Course 70-272 text and lab along with
Mike Meyers Help Desk. Thanks for letting me take up some space.

"Tim" <> wrote in message
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>I am in college and need to post to this newsgroup as part of an
>assignment. We are using the Microsoft Academic Course 70-272 text and lab
>along with Mike Meyers Help Desk. Thanks for letting me take up some
>space.
>

Mike Meyers Help Desk? How does that work?

Mike: Thank you for calling the Mike Meyers Excellent Help Desk. What,
pray-tell, is your issue today?
Caller: I can't open Outlook
Mike: Shhhhhhyeaaaaaa, like, who would want to?
Caller: Well, I need my email
Mike: lamecallersayswhat
Caller: What?
Mike: Alright! <obligatory head-bob>
Caller: So, can you help me
Mike: Let me confer with my excellent associate Garth. Garth, what can this
gentlemen do to open Outlook?
Garth: Just like, you know, click on it and stuff
Mike: Have you tried clicking on the little picture thing?
Caller: Of course, it won't open
Mike: I'm sorry, our time is up for today. Thanks for calling.
Mike and Garth: Help Desk, Help Desk, Excellent, Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo

John R

TOO Funny! Thanks I need a laugh today.

No the text is really called Mike Meyers' Computer Skills Introduction to
Help Desk Concepts and Skills by it is written by Susan Sanderson. Go
figure.

Most Excellent response John R. I am not worthy, I am not worthy. Rock on
John R


"John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Tim" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>>I am in college and need to post to this newsgroup as part of an
>>assignment. We are using the Microsoft Academic Course 70-272 text and lab
>>along with Mike Meyers Help Desk. Thanks for letting me take up some
>>space.
>>
>
> Mike Meyers Help Desk? How does that work?
>
> Mike: Thank you for calling the Mike Meyers Excellent Help Desk. What,
> pray-tell, is your issue today?
> Caller: I can't open Outlook
> Mike: Shhhhhhyeaaaaaa, like, who would want to?
> Caller: Well, I need my email
> Mike: lamecallersayswhat
> Caller: What?
> Mike: Alright! <obligatory head-bob>
> Caller: So, can you help me
> Mike: Let me confer with my excellent associate Garth. Garth, what can
> this gentlemen do to open Outlook?
> Garth: Just like, you know, click on it and stuff
> Mike: Have you tried clicking on the little picture thing?
> Caller: Of course, it won't open
> Mike: I'm sorry, our time is up for today. Thanks for calling.
> Mike and Garth: Help Desk, Help Desk, Excellent, Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo
>
> John R

And on the eigth day "Tim" <> did cause the electrons to
come together and form the following words:

> I am in college and need to post to this newsgroup as part of an
> assignment. We are using the Microsoft Academic Course 70-272 text and
> lab along with Mike Meyers Help Desk. Thanks for letting me take up
> some space.

Shyah, right.
No, its groovy baby, yeah!
You stupid irritating miniature beast of burden.
You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called F*** you.
It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on
the ground.
If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle
Jack off an elephant?

Did I miss any of the good ones?

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T-Bone
MCNGP XL