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Old 12-25-2008, 12:37 PM   #21
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"John Holmes" <> schreef in bericht
news:...
> Rolf BillyBong "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>
>>
>> "John Holmes" <> wrote in message
>> news:...
>>> except Mike Easter, Evan Platt, Chaudry Nihhar, Graham and

> Buttplugged.
>>> They can FOAD.
>>>
>>> --
>>> <snip>
>>>
>>>

>>
>> You JH, are Dutch, fat and you are young with premature hairloss.
>> The Dutch let the Krauts march in during the war and steal all your
>> bycycles.
>> You belly dancing wobbler.
>> Can anyone think of anything worthwhile the dopey Dutch have ever
>> contributed to anything?
>>
>>

>
> Well, our cheese is not that bad. Did I mention our cannabis products?
>


And let's not forget our red light districts in every city, where the best
whores *ever*, even suck Rolf BillyBong's dick, if he has one worth sucking!






















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Old 12-25-2008, 01:00 PM   #22
John Holmes
 
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Rolf BillyBong "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

>
> "John Holmes" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Rolf BillyBong "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>
>>>
>>> "John Holmes" <> wrote in message
>>> news:...
>>>> except Mike Easter, Evan Platt, Chaudry Nihhar, Graham and

>> Buttplugged.
>>>> They can FOAD.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> You JH, are Dutch, fat and you are young with premature hairloss.
>>> The Dutch let the Krauts march in during the war and steal all your
>>> bycycles.
>>> You belly dancing wobbler.
>>> Can anyone think of anything worthwhile the dopey Dutch have ever
>>> contributed to anything?
>>>
>>>

>>
>> Well, our cheese is not that bad. Did I mention our cannabis products?
>>

>
> Cheese! You mean that poofy Edam, are you saying the Dutch introduced
> cheese to the World? All you nymbskulls managed is the wimpy Edam.
> And as for cannabis products, do you think anyone in San Francisco, LA,
> New York, London, Kingston et al, will be impressed with your claim!
> You wear clogs, and your country is flat. A bunch of sheep worriers are
> the Dutch...
>
>


Jealous, right?

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Old 12-25-2008, 01:01 PM   #23
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Clogwog "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

> "John Holmes" <> schreef in bericht
> news:...
>> Rolf BillyBong "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>
>>>
>>> "John Holmes" <> wrote in message
>>> news:...
>>>> except Mike Easter, Evan Platt, Chaudry Nihhar, Graham and

>> Buttplugged.
>>>> They can FOAD.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> You JH, are Dutch, fat and you are young with premature hairloss.
>>> The Dutch let the Krauts march in during the war and steal all your
>>> bycycles.
>>> You belly dancing wobbler.
>>> Can anyone think of anything worthwhile the dopey Dutch have ever
>>> contributed to anything?
>>>
>>>

>>
>> Well, our cheese is not that bad. Did I mention our cannabis
>> products?
>>

>
> And let's not forget our red light districts in every city, where the
> best whores *ever*, even suck Rolf BillyBong's dick, if he has one
> worth sucking!
>

I guess Rolf is Evan Platt in disguise.

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Old 12-25-2008, 01:10 PM   #24
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"Rolf BillyBong" <> schreef in bericht
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>
> "John Holmes" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> Rolf BillyBong "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>
>>>
>>> "John Holmes" <> wrote in message
>>> news:...
>>>> except Mike Easter, Evan Platt, Chaudry Nihhar, Graham and

>> Buttplugged.
>>>> They can FOAD.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> You JH, are Dutch, fat and you are young with premature hairloss.
>>> The Dutch let the Krauts march in during the war and steal all your
>>> bycycles.
>>> You belly dancing wobbler.
>>> Can anyone think of anything worthwhile the dopey Dutch have ever
>>> contributed to anything?
>>>
>>>

>>
>> Well, our cheese is not that bad. Did I mention our cannabis products?
>>

>
> Cheese! You mean that poofy Edam


Yummie!

> , are you saying the Dutch introduced
> cheese to the World? All you nymbskulls managed is the wimpy Edam.
> And as for cannabis products, do you think anyone in San Francisco, LA,
> New York, London, Kingston et al, will be impressed with your claim!


Yes, in fact they are, you ignorant ****!
http://maps.google.nl/maps?num=50&hl...&view=map&cd=1

> You wear clogs, and your country is flat.


So w.t.f. is wrong with that?

> A bunch of sheep worriers are
> the Dutch...


We sell sheep to muslims for their ceremonial offering and other
"ceremonies"!
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Old 12-25-2008, 01:19 PM   #25
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"John Holmes" <> schreef in bericht
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> Clogwog "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>
>> "John Holmes" <> schreef in bericht
>> news:...
>>> Rolf BillyBong "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "John Holmes" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:...
>>>>> except Mike Easter, Evan Platt, Chaudry Nihhar, Graham and
>>> Buttplugged.
>>>>> They can FOAD.
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You JH, are Dutch, fat and you are young with premature hairloss.
>>>> The Dutch let the Krauts march in during the war and steal all your
>>>> bycycles.
>>>> You belly dancing wobbler.
>>>> Can anyone think of anything worthwhile the dopey Dutch have ever
>>>> contributed to anything?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Well, our cheese is not that bad. Did I mention our cannabis
>>> products?
>>>

>>
>> And let's not forget our red light districts in every city, where the
>> best whores *ever*, even suck Rolf BillyBong's dick, if he has one
>> worth sucking!
>>

> I guess Rolf is Evan Platt in disguise.
>


O yes, 'it' is. A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees Rolf
BillyBong's wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas!

































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Old 12-25-2008, 01:47 PM   #26
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Hansen van der Piemelhoofdjes "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

> John Holmes regurgitated:
>
>> Keyser Söze "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>
>>> John Holmes <> wrote in message
>>> news::
>>>
>>>> except Mike Easter, Evan Platt, Chaudry Nihhar, Graham and
>>>> Buttplugged. They can FOAD.
>>>
>>> You can **** off, I wished you that three years ago.

>>
>> You're not Mike Easter, Evan Platt. Chaudry Nihhar, Graham or
>> Buttplugged. I've plunked them three years ago.

>
> TFFT
>
> Have a good one 13"!


You too, mate!

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Old 12-25-2008, 01:54 PM   #27
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Clogwog "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

> "John Holmes" <> schreef in bericht
> news:...
>> Clogwog "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>
>>> "John Holmes" <> schreef in bericht
>>> news:...
>>>> Rolf BillyBong "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "John Holmes" <> wrote in message
>>>>> news:...
>>>>>> except Mike Easter, Evan Platt, Chaudry Nihhar, Graham and
>>>> Buttplugged.
>>>>>> They can FOAD.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You JH, are Dutch, fat and you are young with premature hairloss.
>>>>> The Dutch let the Krauts march in during the war and steal all your
>>>>> bycycles.
>>>>> You belly dancing wobbler.
>>>>> Can anyone think of anything worthwhile the dopey Dutch have ever
>>>>> contributed to anything?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Well, our cheese is not that bad. Did I mention our cannabis
>>>> products?
>>>>
>>>
>>> And let's not forget our red light districts in every city, where the
>>> best whores *ever*, even suck Rolf BillyBong's dick, if he has one
>>> worth sucking!
>>>

>> I guess Rolf is Evan Platt in disguise.
>>

>
> O yes, 'it' is. A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees Rolf
> BillyBong's wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
> Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas!
>


LOL, hehehehehe!!!

BTW, YHGM.



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Old 12-26-2008, 02:06 AM   #28
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"chuckcar" <> wrote in message
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> "Centre Parting" <> wrote in
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>> John Holmes wrote:
>>> except Mike Easter, Evan Platt, Chaudry Nihhar, Graham and
>>> Buttplugged. They can FOAD.

>>
>> Where's your good will to all men ?
>>

> Up his tailpipe where he stores his appendage.
>
>
> --
> (setq (chuck nil) car(chuck) )



Come on Chuck whad ya get for Christmas? I promise i won't laugh.




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Old 12-26-2008, 05:46 PM   #29
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> "chuckcar" <> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B7E9AC9BFE65chucknilcar@127.0.0.1...
>> "Centre Parting" <> wrote in
>> news::
>>
>>> John Holmes wrote:
>>>> except Mike Easter, Evan Platt, Chaudry Nihhar, Graham and
>>>> Buttplugged. They can FOAD.
>>>
>>> Where's your good will to all men ?
>>>

>> Up his tailpipe where he stores his appendage.
>>
>>
>> --
>> (setq (chuck nil) car(chuck) )

>
>
> Come on Chuck whad ya get for Christmas? I promise i won't laugh.


Probably a dildo.


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