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DLU
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      12-22-2008
Neredbojias wrote:
> On 21 Dec 2008, BessieBee <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO

>> So, would my PhD in Female Executive Secretary Sciences price me out
>> of the competition?

>
> Nah. First place, women's wages are traditionally discounted because
> they're just not as good as men, and who would pay anything for advice
> on something called "Female Executive Secretary Sciences", anyway?
>

This post is a scam. They did not give any corporate email address, or
show a company website. What they do is ask for personal information in
order to check you out. Your bank information and of course your SS# in
order to make sure you are a citizen. Then steal your identity.

Check out:
http://www.fraudwatchinternational.com

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      12-22-2008
Neredbojias wrote:
> On 21 Dec 2008, BessieBee <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO

>> So, would my PhD in Female Executive Secretary Sciences price me out
>> of the competition?

>
> Nah. First place, women's wages are traditionally discounted because
> they're just not as good as men, and who would pay anything for advice
> on something called "Female Executive Secretary Sciences", anyway?
>

Fake Jobs:
http://www.fraudwatchinternational.com/fake-jobs/

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Tim Greer
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      12-22-2008
DLU wrote:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>> On 21 Dec 2008, BessieBee <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>>
>>>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO
>>> So, would my PhD in Female Executive Secretary Sciences price me out
>>> of the competition?

>>
>> Nah. First place, women's wages are traditionally discounted because
>> they're just not as good as men, and who would pay anything for
>> advice on something called "Female Executive Secretary Sciences",
>> anyway?
>>

> This post is a scam. They did not give any corporate email address,
> or
> show a company website.


....

Of course it's a scam. You can tell by about two dozen problems with
their posting people were replying to. I think people replied to poke
fun at it, knowing it's not a real job offer and the discussion just
took off from there.
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      12-22-2008
Neredbojias wrote:
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>
> On 21 Dec 2008, houghi <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>
>> Blue Pikes wrote:
>>> D) Office Staff
>>> ---------------------
>>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO

>>
>> In Belgium this is called discrimination.
>>
>> We all came out to Montreux Frank Zappa and the Mothers
>> On the Lake Geneva shoreline Were at the best place around
>> To make records with a mobile But some stupid with a flare gun
>> We didn't have much time Burned the place to the ground

>
> "Smoked Covered Water" - Deep Purple


"Smoke on the Water" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_on_the_Water

The current signature is made by looking at what music I am currently
listening to.

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Neredbojias
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      12-23-2008
On 22 Dec 2008, DLU <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>> On 21 Dec 2008, BessieBee <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>>
>>>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO
>>> So, would my PhD in Female Executive Secretary Sciences price me
>>> out of the competition?

>>
>> Nah. First place, women's wages are traditionally discounted
>> because they're just not as good as men, and who would pay anything
>> for advice on something called "Female Executive Secretary
>> Sciences", anyway?
>>

> This post is a scam. They did not give any corporate email address,
> or show a company website. What they do is ask for personal
> information in order to check you out. Your bank information and of
> course your SS# in order to make sure you are a citizen. Then steal
> your identity.
>
> Check out:
> http://www.fraudwatchinternational.com


Too bad. I was looking forward to the pleasure I would have gotten
from an indignant "BessieBee".

Anyway, local and not-so-local authorities are starting to crackdown on
bank scams so let the scammers beware. I've even heard that if you're
caught doing it in Nigeria, they make you work on a Mac for a year!

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Neredbojias
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      12-23-2008
On 22 Dec 2008, houghi <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>>
>>
>> On 21 Dec 2008, houghi <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:
>>
>>> Blue Pikes wrote:
>>>> D) Office Staff
>>>> ---------------------
>>>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO
>>>
>>> In Belgium this is called discrimination.
>>>
>>> We all came out to Montreux Frank Zappa and the Mothers
>>> On the Lake Geneva shoreline Were at the best place
>>> around To make records with a mobile But some stupid with
>>> a flare gun
>>> We didn't have much time Burned the place to the
>>> ground

>>
>> "Smoked Covered Water" - Deep Purple

>
> "Smoke on the Water" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_on_the_Water
>
> The current signature is made by looking at what music I am currently
> listening to.


Yes, I believe you have the correct title but I still think at least
once in the song they say "smoke-covered water". Anyway, I used to
have the original vinyl album (Machine Head) which I purchased way back
when Blinky was just a sardine.

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houghi
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      12-23-2008
Neredbojias wrote:
> Yes, I believe you have the correct title but I still think at least
> once in the song they say "smoke-covered water". Anyway, I used to
> have the original vinyl album (Machine Head) which I purchased way back
> when Blinky was just a sardine.


The following is the result of a bash script:
#!/bin/bash
# set -x
AMA="dcop amarok player"
TITLE () {
echo " Artist : `$AMA artist`
Song : `$AMA title`
Album : `$AMA album`
"
}
LYRICS () {
$AMA lyrics|\
sed "s/&apos;/'/g" | \
sed "s/&quot;/\"/g" | \
sed "s/<\/lyrics>//g"|\
sed -e :a -e 's/<[^>]*>//g;/</N;//ba'
}
HELP () {
echo "
Usage : -t to get the title
-h to get help
-l to get the lyrics
-a to get all"
exit 1
}

if [ "$1" == "" ]
then
LYRICS
else
while getopts "thla" OPTION
do
case ${OPTION} in
t) TITLE ;;
l) LYRICS;;
a) TITLE; LYRICS;;
*) HELP ;;
esac
done
fi

We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didn't have much time

Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground

Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Smoke on the water

They burned down the gambling house
It died with an awful sound
Funky Claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out the ground

When it all was over
We had to find another place
But Swiss time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race

Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Smoke on the water

We ended up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty, cold and bare
But with the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
Making our music there

With a few red lights and a few old beds
We made a place to sweat
No matter what we get out of this
I know, I know we'll never forget

Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Smoke on the water


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| Song : Bleke Lena
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Neredbojias
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      12-24-2008
On 23 Dec 2008, houghi <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>> Yes, I believe you have the correct title but I still think at least
>> once in the song they say "smoke-covered water". Anyway, I used to
>> have the original vinyl album (Machine Head) which I purchased way
>> back when Blinky was just a sardine.


> We all came out to Montreux
> On the Lake Geneva shoreline
> To make records with a mobile
> We didn't have much time
>
> Frank Zappa and the Mothers
> Were at the best place around
> But some stupid with a flare gun
> Burned the place to the ground
>
> Smoke on the water
> A fire in the sky
> Smoke on the water
>
> They burned down the gambling house
> It died with an awful sound
> Funky Claude was running in and out
> Pulling kids out the ground
>
> When it all was over
> We had to find another place
> But Swiss time was running out
> It seemed that we would lose the race
>
> Smoke on the water
> A fire in the sky
> Smoke on the water
>
> We ended up at the Grand Hotel
> It was empty, cold and bare
> But with the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
> Making our music there
>
> With a few red lights and a few old beds
> We made a place to sweat
> No matter what we get out of this
> I know, I know we'll never forget
>
> Smoke on the water
> A fire in the sky
> Smoke on the water


Yeah, yeah, but the blokes don't always _sing_ exactly what's wrote
down, either. Anyway, my fav song off that album is actually "Pictures
Of Home" which in my area at least got like zippo radio time.

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      12-24-2008
Neredbojias wrote:

> Yes, I believe you have the correct title but I still think at least once
> in the song they say "smoke-covered water". Anyway, I used to have the
> original vinyl album (Machine Head) which I purchased way back when Blinky
> was just a sardine.


Heck, when that charted in the spring of 1973 I was 25, verily even past
my yoot stage, much less sardinehood.


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      12-25-2008
On 24 Dec 2008, Blinky the Shark <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>
>> Yes, I believe you have the correct title but I still think at least
>> once in the song they say "smoke-covered water". Anyway, I used to
>> have the original vinyl album (Machine Head) which I purchased way
>> back when Blinky was just a sardine.

>
> Heck, when that charted in the spring of 1973 I was 25, verily even
> past my yoot stage, much less sardinehood.


What's a "yoot"? Gosh, I hope you didn't typo "root" and were over the
hill in 1973 that way.


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