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Charles wrote:

> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:34:15 -0700, Blinky the Shark <>
> wrote:
>
>>Charles wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:23:35 +0200, Alfred Molon
>>> <> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article < .net>,
>>>>Blinky the Shark says...
>>>>
>>>>> "For hot three-way action, press...well, yeah...press '3'. Duh."
>>>>
>>>>What happens if you press '4' ?
>>>
>>> 4-play
>>
>>I doubt that anyone knows the old joke I'm thinking of, but if you do you
>>know what you get by pressing 3, 5, 3, 5.
>
> I, for one, don't.

I found one copy via Google.


NOT SAFE FOR WORK if you let people read over your shoulder and they're
all uptight. Or if you're all uptight.

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Subj: Teaching His Son How To Pee (DU)
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #212 on 97-11-27

A father sees his 4 year old son make a mess while taking a
pee and decides to teach him the right way to pee. He calls
his son aside and says, "Son, follow these steps when you go
to the toilet.
1) Open your zip.
2) Pull your tool out.
3) Pull back the foreskin.
4) Pee.
5) Push the skin back.
6) Zip up your pants."

The next day, father goes near the toilet, and hears his son
following the six steps, "one, two, three, four, five, six".

Eleven years later, the father, wondering if his son still
follows the six steps goes near the toilet. He hears his son
saying "one, two, three, five, three, five, three, five,
three, five, three, five, ...., three, five, three, aaahhhhh!!!,
four, five, six".

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I think I first heard this in the 1960s; I may not have heard it
*since*.


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"Blinky the Shark" <> wrote in message
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> Charles wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:34:15 -0700, Blinky the Shark
>> <>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Charles wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:23:35 +0200, Alfred Molon
>>>> <> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article < .net>,
>>>>>Blinky the Shark says...
>>>>>
>>>>>> "For hot three-way action, press...well, yeah...press '3'. Duh."
>>>>>
>>>>>What happens if you press '4' ?
>>>>
>>>> 4-play
>>>
>>>I doubt that anyone knows the old joke I'm thinking of, but if you do you
>>>know what you get by pressing 3, 5, 3, 5.
>>
>> I, for one, don't.
>
> I found one copy via Google.
>
>
> NOT SAFE FOR WORK if you let people read over your shoulder and they're
> all uptight. Or if you're all uptight.
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Subj: Teaching His Son How To Pee (DU)
> From: Bawdy.Net Collage #212 on 97-11-27
>
> A father sees his 4 year old son make a mess while taking a
> pee and decides to teach him the right way to pee. He calls
> his son aside and says, "Son, follow these steps when you go
> to the toilet.
> 1) Open your zip.
> 2) Pull your tool out.
> 3) Pull back the foreskin.
> 4) Pee.
> 5) Push the skin back.
> 6) Zip up your pants."
>
> The next day, father goes near the toilet, and hears his son
> following the six steps, "one, two, three, four, five, six".
>
> Eleven years later, the father, wondering if his son still
> follows the six steps goes near the toilet. He hears his son
> saying "one, two, three, five, three, five, three, five,
> three, five, three, five, ...., three, five, three, aaahhhhh!!!,
> four, five, six".
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------
>
> I think I first heard this in the 1960s; I may not have heard it
> *since*.
>
>
> --
> Blinky
> Killing all posts from Google Groups
> The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org
> Blinky: http://blinkynet.net
>

I am old enough to have heard it but never had, not bad though.

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Paul