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"John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
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> "CBIC" <> wrote in message
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>> B-A-N-J-O
>> B-A-N-J-O
>> B-A-N-J-O
>> AND BANJO WAS HIS NAME-O
>> why is everyone looking at me like that?
>> Oh it's bingo-the h3ll you say.
>
> Thanks, now I'll have that stupid song in my head all day. You couldn't
> do something with 'Stairway to Heaven'?
>
> John R

There's a lady who's sure
She can pass the test like gold
But you know sometimes questions have two meanings

When she gets there she knows
If the sims crash and blow
With a brain-dump she can get-et what she ca-ame for

Ou-ou-ou-ou
And shes buy-uy-ing a vou-ou-cher, to pro-met-het-ric

(With appologies)

John R

Keep in mind that the Microsoft Certifications are "supposed" to be a
validation of one's experience and expertise with a given product, not proof
that you passed a test after cramming a bunch of information in your head.

Is your employer forcing you to become certified?

MG

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> No, I do not have any server experience but wha I am doing is taking some
> old
> pc and making it into a server but moreover some of the questions I saw
> really did not relate to any of the reading I have been doing and also I
> am
> taking a class to get some of the hand on experience. I saw alot of
> questions on SQL and also, I saw qestions about performance and counter
> but
> the way they were asked I was just doubtful and I was surpurise. On the
> 270
> I did really well so, I thought I would just follow the pace I had set.
> --
> cynthia
>
>
> "Michael D. Alligood [CertGuard, Inc.]" wrote:
>
>> "" <>
>> wrote in message
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>>
>> > Hello my name is Cynthia
>> > I took the 290 today and did horrible, I will try and retake it in
>> > about a
>> > week time is there any advice for preparation?
>> > --
>> > cynthia
>>
>> Not being smart Cynthia, but experience with the technology always
>> increases your chances. Do you have any Windows Server 2003 experience?
>> If you, why do you think you did so poorly on it? And will a week be
>> enough to overcome your weaknesses?
>> --
>> Michael D. Alligood, MCITP, MCTS, MCSA, MCDST
>> The I.T. Classroom - http://www.theitclassroom.com/
>> CertGuard, Inc. - http://www.certguard.com/
>>
>>
>>

"John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
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>
> There's a lady who's sure
> She can pass the test like gold
> But you know sometimes questions have two meanings
>
> When she gets there she knows
> If the sims crash and blow
> With a brain-dump she can get-et what she ca-ame for
>
> Ou-ou-ou-ou
> And shes buy-uy-ing a vou-ou-cher, to pro-met-het-ric
>
> (With appologies)
>
> John R
>

Take out the br@indump part and you've got yourself a PotD.

>>
>> There's a lady who's sure
>> She can pass the test like gold
>> But you know sometimes questions have two meanings
>>
>> When she gets there she knows
>> If the sims crash and blow
>> With her hawt-ness she can get-et what she ca-ame for
>>
>> Ou-ou-ou-ou
>> And shes buy-uy-ing a vou-ou-cher, to pro-met-het-ric
>>
>> (With appologies)

Better?

"John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
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>>>
>>> There's a lady who's sure
>>> She can pass the test like gold
>>> But you know sometimes questions have two meanings
>>>
>>> When she gets there she knows
>>> If the sims crash and blow
>>> With her hawt-ness she can get-et what she ca-ame for
>>>
>>> Ou-ou-ou-ou
>>> And shes buy-uy-ing a vou-ou-cher, to pro-met-het-ric
>>>
>>> (With appologies)
>
> Better?
>

I likes it
PotD

"John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
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> "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
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>> "CBIC" <> wrote in message
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>>>
>>> B-A-N-J-O
>>> B-A-N-J-O
>>> B-A-N-J-O
>>> AND BANJO WAS HIS NAME-O
>>> why is everyone looking at me like that?
>>> Oh it's bingo-the h3ll you say.
>>
>> Thanks, now I'll have that stupid song in my head all day. You couldn't
>> do something with 'Stairway to Heaven'?
>>
>> John R
>
> There's a lady who's sure
> She can pass the test like gold
> But you know sometimes questions have two meanings
>
> When she gets there she knows
> If the sims crash and blow
> With a brain-dump she can get-et what she ca-ame for
>
> Ou-ou-ou-ou
> And shes buy-uy-ing a vou-ou-cher, to pro-met-het-ric
>
> (With appologies)

PotD

Somebody nominate this guy.

did you hear "CBIC" <> say in news:
#:

>
> "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
> news:u%...
>>
>
>
>>
>> There's a lady who's sure
>> She can pass the test like gold
>> But you know sometimes questions have two meanings
>>
>> When she gets there she knows
>> If the sims crash and blow
>> With a brain-dump she can get-et what she ca-ame for
>>
>> Ou-ou-ou-ou
>> And shes buy-uy-ing a vou-ou-cher, to pro-met-het-ric
>>
>> (With appologies)
>>
>> John R
>>
>
> Take out the br@indump part and you've got yourself a PotD.
>
>
>

worthy at least of a golf clap

*clap*

--
The InterNeil "V2 w/tabbed browsing & decreased verbosity" MCNGP Triple X

- If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of
progress?

did you hear "Bill Hileman" <> say in
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> "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
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>> "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
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>>> "CBIC" <> wrote in message
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>>>>
>>>> B-A-N-J-O
>>>> B-A-N-J-O
>>>> B-A-N-J-O
>>>> AND BANJO WAS HIS NAME-O
>>>> why is everyone looking at me like that?
>>>> Oh it's bingo-the h3ll you say.
>>>
>>> Thanks, now I'll have that stupid song in my head all day. You
>>> couldn't do something with 'Stairway to Heaven'?
>>>
>>> John R
>>
>> There's a lady who's sure
>> She can pass the test like gold
>> But you know sometimes questions have two meanings
>>
>> When she gets there she knows
>> If the sims crash and blow
>> With a brain-dump she can get-et what she ca-ame for
>>
>> Ou-ou-ou-ou
>> And shes buy-uy-ing a vou-ou-cher, to pro-met-het-ric
>>
>> (With appologies)
>
> PotD
>
> Somebody nominate this guy.
>
>
>

seconded (even with the brane-dumpage

--
The InterNeil "V2 w/tabbed browsing & decreased verbosity" MCNGP Triple X

- If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of
progress?

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in
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> did you hear "Bill Hileman" <> say in
> news::
>
>> "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
>> news:u%...
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>>> "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
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>>>> "CBIC" <> wrote in message
>>>> news:...
>>>>>
>>>>> B-A-N-J-O
>>>>> B-A-N-J-O
>>>>> B-A-N-J-O
>>>>> AND BANJO WAS HIS NAME-O
>>>>> why is everyone looking at me like that?
>>>>> Oh it's bingo-the h3ll you say.
>>>>
>>>> Thanks, now I'll have that stupid song in my head all day. You
>>>> couldn't do something with 'Stairway to Heaven'?
>>>>
>>>> John R
>>>
>>> There's a lady who's sure
>>> She can pass the test like gold
>>> But you know sometimes questions have two meanings
>>>
>>> When she gets there she knows
>>> If the sims crash and blow
>>> With a brain-dump she can get-et what she ca-ame for
>>>
>>> Ou-ou-ou-ou
>>> And shes buy-uy-ing a vou-ou-cher, to pro-met-het-ric
>>>
>>> (With appologies)
>>
>> PotD
>>
>> Somebody nominate this guy.
>>
>>
>>
>
> seconded (even with the brane-dumpage
>

T-H-I-R-D-O

I love a good parody. oh.

"CBIC" <> wrote in message
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> "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
> news:%...
> >
> >>>
> >>> There's a lady who's sure
> >>> She can pass the test like gold
> >>> But you know sometimes questions have two meanings
> >>>
> >>> When she gets there she knows
> >>> If the sims crash and blow
> >>> With her hawt-ness she can get-et what she ca-ame for
> >>>
> >>> Ou-ou-ou-ou
> >>> And shes buy-uy-ing a vou-ou-cher, to pro-met-het-ric
> >>>
> >>> (With appologies)
> >
> > Better?
> >
>
> I likes it
> PotD

Congrats John, that was a long time coming! Please be sure to update
your resume to reflect your new achievement.

--
Michael D. Alligood, MCITP, MCTS, MCSA, MCDST
The I.T. Classroom - http://www.theitclassroom.com/
CertGuard, Inc. - http://www.certguard.com/