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In article <433c7928$0$18563$>,
Mark C <> wrote:

>"Dave - Dave.net.nz" <> wrote in
>news::
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>> Who is Susan Woods?
>
>The presenter of TV1's CloseUp program, 7pm weekdays.

You mean Susan Wood?

In article <>,
Goalie <> wrote:

>Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue

Let me see if I can explain this hilariously popular joke.

Machine boots up without a functioning keyboard connected. The BIOS is
normally configured to treat this as an error. So it puts up a message
saying "no keyboard", and requests the pressing of a key to continue.
Naturally, this cannot be done without a functioning keyboard connected.

FIX: find and plug in a working keyboard. Press aforesaid key to confirm
to BIOS that keyboard is plugged in and working. Boot process continues,
and both machine and human are happy.

Very funny, no?

Gordon wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 12:07:30 +1200, Dave - Dave.net.nz wrote:
>
>
>>well done guys. not often you can get help from not one, but two MS
>>employees, in under 10 minutes no less.
>
>
> Get used to it the Penguin has made the playing field the ocean and MS has
> just decided to go for a swim/game.

Can you translate?