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Old 04-03-2006, 08:01 PM   #1
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I just received a book from Microsoft. Inside is a declaration signed by
the person who put the book in the book that the shipment caontained no
"unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous materials".

Sheesh. Like someone who was going to plant something in a package would
say there was?

Forget the unauthorized stuff. Watch out for those authorized
explosives....

Hey, why is my 297 book ticking?

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Old 04-03-2006, 08:18 PM   #2
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time sensitive material?

> Hey, why is my 297 book ticking?
>
> --
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Old 04-03-2006, 08:38 PM   #3
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That just tells how idiots deal with security these days

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"TBone" wrote:

> I just received a book from Microsoft. Inside is a declaration signed by
> the person who put the book in the book that the shipment caontained no
> "unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous materials".
>
> Sheesh. Like someone who was going to plant something in a package would
> say there was?
>
> Forget the unauthorized stuff. Watch out for those authorized
> explosives....
>
> Hey, why is my 297 book ticking?
>
> --
> T-Bone
> MCNGP XL
>



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Old 04-03-2006, 10:09 PM   #4
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did you hear TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> say in
news:Xns979A98BDD184Areplyhere@207.46.248.16:

> "unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous materials".


what category does Anthrax fall under?

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Old 04-04-2006, 06:38 AM   #5
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**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>

>
> what category does Anthrax fall under?
>

I believe they were categorized as Thrash Metal
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Old 04-04-2006, 06:05 PM   #6
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Neil wrote:
> did you hear TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> say in
> news:Xns979A98BDD184Areplyhere@207.46.248.16:
>
>> "unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous
>> materials".

>
> what category does Anthrax fall under?


awful awful music.




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Old 04-04-2006, 06:18 PM   #7
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>> what category does Anthrax fall under?
>
> awful awful music.


How can you say that about the band that gave us "Startin up a posse"?
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Old 04-05-2006, 06:33 AM   #8
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**CBIC's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
>>> what category does Anthrax fall under?

>>
>> awful awful music.

>
> How can you say that about the band that gave us "Startin up a posse"?
>

Right....Anthrax fsukin rocked back then. Admitted, I would never listen to
that cr@p now, but back then it was awesome.

~shakes head~ What was I thinking back then?

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Old 04-05-2006, 06:35 AM   #9
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**Robert Moir's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> Neil wrote:
>> did you hear TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> say in
>> news:Xns979A98BDD184Areplyhere@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>> "unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous
>>> materials".

>>
>> what category does Anthrax fall under?

>
> awful awful music.
>

And just what did you grow up listening to?

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Old 04-05-2006, 01:21 PM   #10
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"Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:%...

> ~shakes head~ What was I thinking back then?


You'd still love it if you listened to it *chemically enhanced*

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