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Fulfilling my duties as diligent IT slave I subscribe to MS security
bulletins (yes and the Debian and OpenBSD ones too).

This latest monthly roundup of fixes I hear about on the web doesn't seem
to have turned up in my email, and as far as I can tell the spam filter
didn't eat it either.

Out of curiosity has anyone else missed out? Or does MS hate me?

Cheers
Anton

On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 14:28:08 +1300, "AD." <> provided
this moment of wisdom:

>Fulfilling my duties as diligent IT slave I subscribe to MS security
>bulletins (yes and the Debian and OpenBSD ones too).
>
>This latest monthly roundup of fixes I hear about on the web doesn't seem
>to have turned up in my email, and as far as I can tell the spam filter
>didn't eat it either.
>
>Out of curiosity has anyone else missed out? Or does MS hate me?
>
>Cheers
>Anton

Yep, same here. I didn't get my usual monthly email. Fortuneately, I
diarised "Black Wednesday" - so I was ready

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"AD." <> wrote in message
news...
> Fulfilling my duties as diligent IT slave I subscribe to MS security
> bulletins (yes and the Debian and OpenBSD ones too).
>
> This latest monthly roundup of fixes I hear about on the web doesn't seem
> to have turned up in my email, and as far as I can tell the spam filter
> didn't eat it either.
>
> Out of curiosity has anyone else missed out? Or does MS hate me?
>
> Cheers
> Anton

Yes Anton, unfortunately your unwise association with Linux has lead to your
inclusion on the MS erasure list.

They've completed the removal of your notification subscriptions, and are
about to move onto your bank accounts and credit cards.

It's been nice knowing you.

"JohnO" <> wrote in message
news:lz%ad.12941$...
>
> "AD." <> wrote in message
> news...
> > Fulfilling my duties as diligent IT slave I subscribe to MS security
> > bulletins (yes and the Debian and OpenBSD ones too).
> >
> > This latest monthly roundup of fixes I hear about on the web doesn't
seem
> > to have turned up in my email, and as far as I can tell the spam filter
> > didn't eat it either.
> >
> > Out of curiosity has anyone else missed out? Or does MS hate me?
> >
> > Cheers
> > Anton
>
> Yes Anton, unfortunately your unwise association with Linux has lead to
your
> inclusion on the MS erasure list.
>
> They've completed the removal of your notification subscriptions, and are
> about to move onto your bank accounts and credit cards.
>
> It's been nice knowing you.
>
>
>
>

You too, Jacobs.

"AD." <> wrote in message
news...
> Fulfilling my duties as diligent IT slave I subscribe to MS security
> bulletins (yes and the Debian and OpenBSD ones too).
>
> This latest monthly roundup of fixes I hear about on the web doesn't seem
> to have turned up in my email, and as far as I can tell the spam filter
> didn't eat it either.
>
> Out of curiosity has anyone else missed out? Or does MS hate me?
>
> Cheers
> Anton

Hi Anton - can you please let me know if this has since turned up ? If not
I'll chase the people in the US who push the Great Big Security Email Button
and find out what went wrong

thanks .............. Brett

On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 14:31:24 +1300, "JohnO" <> provided
this moment of wisdom:

>
>"JohnO" <> wrote in message
>news:lz%ad.12941$...
>>
>> "AD." <> wrote in message
>> news...
>> > Fulfilling my duties as diligent IT slave I subscribe to MS security
>> > bulletins (yes and the Debian and OpenBSD ones too).
>> >
>> > This latest monthly roundup of fixes I hear about on the web doesn't
>seem
>> > to have turned up in my email, and as far as I can tell the spam filter
>> > didn't eat it either.
>> >
>> > Out of curiosity has anyone else missed out? Or does MS hate me?
>> >
>> > Cheers
>> > Anton
>>
>> Yes Anton, unfortunately your unwise association with Linux has lead to
>your
>> inclusion on the MS erasure list.
>>
>> They've completed the removal of your notification subscriptions, and are
>> about to move onto your bank accounts and credit cards.
>>
>> It's been nice knowing you.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>You too, Jacobs.
>

Hey!

I don't have an unwise association with Linux. My only unwise
association is with MS

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On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 14:34:16 +1300, Brett Roberts wrote:

> Hi Anton - can you please let me know if this has since turned up ? If not
> I'll chase the people in the US who push the Great Big Security Email
> Button and find out what went wrong

Thanks for the reply Brett, nope it hasn't turned up yet.

Cheers
Anton

On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 14:30:46 +1300, JohnO wrote:

> Yes Anton, unfortunately your unwise association with Linux has lead to
> your inclusion on the MS erasure list.
>
> They've completed the removal of your notification subscriptions, and are
> about to move onto your bank accounts and credit cards.
>
> It's been nice knowing you.

uh oh, the men in the white coats from the Lunix asylum are here already!

<runs for the fire exit>

"Ryan_Jacobs" <> wrote in message
news:...
> On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 14:31:24 +1300, "JohnO" <> provided
> this moment of wisdom:
>
> >
> >"JohnO" <> wrote in message
> >news:lz%ad.12941$...
> >>
> >> "AD." <> wrote in message
> >> news...
> >> > Fulfilling my duties as diligent IT slave I subscribe to MS security
> >> > bulletins (yes and the Debian and OpenBSD ones too).
> >> >
> >> > This latest monthly roundup of fixes I hear about on the web doesn't
> >seem
> >> > to have turned up in my email, and as far as I can tell the spam
filter
> >> > didn't eat it either.
> >> >
> >> > Out of curiosity has anyone else missed out? Or does MS hate me?
> >> >
> >> > Cheers
> >> > Anton
> >>
> >> Yes Anton, unfortunately your unwise association with Linux has lead to
> >your
> >> inclusion on the MS erasure list.
> >>
> >> They've completed the removal of your notification subscriptions, and
are
> >> about to move onto your bank accounts and credit cards.
> >>
> >> It's been nice knowing you.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >You too, Jacobs.
> >
>
> Hey!
>
> I don't have an unwise association with Linux. My only unwise
> association is with MS
>

Unfortunately a buffer overrun on the erasure selection program caused your
name to go on the list instead of Steve Withers. That bug has been corrected
now - you may have noticed that Withers hasn't posted recently....

"AD." <> wrote in message
news...
> On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 14:34:16 +1300, Brett Roberts wrote:
>
>> Hi Anton - can you please let me know if this has since turned up ? If
>> not
>> I'll chase the people in the US who push the Great Big Security Email
>> Button and find out what went wrong
>
> Thanks for the reply Brett, nope it hasn't turned up yet.
>
> Cheers
> Anton

Just as I posted the message above I realised that mine hadn't arrived
either however it's just turned up in the last 60 seconds. My guess is that
your's will also surface soon. I know that the number of people in the email
database is literally a 7 digit number so there is a finite lag between the
GBSEB being pushed and the email being processed and arriving in your inbox

Brett