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What did y'all get?
I got myself a COOL Gators license plate to put on the front of our new(er) Trailblazer! I sat down in front of the tree and unwrapped the gift that I wrapped myself, and addressed To Dad From Santa, and tried to act shocked when I opened it! My wife said "Uh, duh, I TOLD you that the Trailblazer doesn't have a plate on the front." I said "Well, yeah, duh, that's why I bought it!" She said "Well DUH DUH DUH I meant that there's no place to MOUNT it on the front!" Dang, I can't even shop for myself. I am DEFINITELY off my Christmas list next year. Bill Hileman |
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On 12/25/2007, Bill Hileman had the unmitigated gall to claim:
> What did y'all get? > > I got myself a COOL Gators license plate to put on the front of our > new(er) Trailblazer! > > I sat down in front of the tree and unwrapped the gift that I wrapped > myself, and addressed To Dad From Santa, and tried to act shocked > when I opened it! My wife said "Uh, duh, I TOLD you that the > Trailblazer doesn't have a plate on the front." I said "Well, yeah, > duh, that's why I bought it!" She said "Well DUH DUH DUH I meant > that there's no place to MOUNT it on the front!" > > Dang, I can't even shop for myself. > > I am DEFINITELY off my Christmas list next year. No sweat, you can buy a lic plate bracket from your friendly local Chevy/GMC dealer cheap like borscht. Piece a cake to install. An I got a Jawbone, a t-shirt with Tux on it, anna bottle of Huckleberry Liqueur. -- JaR Now I'm hungry Remove hat to reply JaR |
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did you hear "JaR" <> say in news:uMmSws#RIHA.4152
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl: > An I got a Jawbone, a t-shirt with Tux on it, anna bottle of > Huckleberry Liqueur. > I got a trip to a carribean country americuns can't go to (I'll smoke a nice ceegar for ya), a phenominal increase in my debt load, and a personal thank you from the folks at Visa. -- The InterNeil "V2 w/tabbed browsing & decreased verbosity" MCNGP Triple X - Why prove a proof if a proof is already a proved proof? Neil |
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On 12/26/2007, Neil had the unmitigated gall to claim:
> I got a trip to a carribean country americuns can't go to (I'll smoke > a nice ceegar for ya), Say hi to all the Merkins you run into down there. Make mine a Punch por favor! > a phenominal increase in my debt load, and a > personal thank you from the folks at Visa. Ah, well, that's alright then P-) -- JaR When the very best is not nearly enough Remove hat to reply JaR |
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> I got a trip to a carribean country americuns can't go to (I'll smoke a
> nice ceegar for ya) I always knew you were a communist. Jtyc |
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did you hear "JaR" <> say in news:uBO4IZKSIHA.748
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl: > On 12/26/2007, Neil had the unmitigated gall to claim: > >> I got a trip to a carribean country americuns can't go to (I'll smoke >> a nice ceegar for ya), > > Say hi to all the Merkins you run into down there. Make mine a Punch > por favor! > I love the phrase all inclusive. I intend to drink enough until they have to break out the good stuff. I;ve indicated that they will need to put in a rum pipeline similar to the oil ones in Alaska. Should be getting a thank you from Bacardi too. > >> a phenominal increase in my debt load, and a >> personal thank you from the folks at Visa. > > Ah, well, that's alright then P-) > You must be a Visa rep. -- The InterNeil "V2 w/tabbed browsing & decreased verbosity" MCNGP Triple X - famous last words: .....Yes, I HAVE a complete backup! Neil |
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did you hear "Jtyc" <> say in news:
##: >> I got a trip to a carribean country americuns can't go to (I'll smoke a >> nice ceegar for ya) > > I always knew you were a communist. > I live in Canada. It's like second nature. Give teh gubermint all of your money and get health care in exchange. STUPID! I'm not sick enough to make this a worthwhile trade. I'd move south, but I hate those people...oops, sorry...how 'bout them vikings...oops again, sorry... -- The InterNeil "V2 w/tabbed browsing & decreased verbosity" MCNGP Triple X - Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence. Neil |
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"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns9A13B18CF22E5neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.1 6... I'd move south, but I hate those > people Racist. There's nothing wrong with Mexicans. ....oops, sorry...how 'bout them vikings...oops again, sorry... Now you're just being mean. CBIC |
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did you hear "CBIC" <> say in
news:: > I'd move south, but I hate those >> people > > Racist. There's nothing wrong with Mexicans. please, I hate all people equally. > > ...oops, sorry...how 'bout them vikings...oops again, sorry... > > Now you're just being mean. Why thank you. It's part of the MCNGP way. -- The InterNeil "V2 w/tabbed browsing & decreased verbosity" MCNGP Triple X - Cross this line, I dare you. Okay, cross THIS line. Er, uh... Neil |
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> how 'bout them vikings...oops again, sorry...
No need to apologize, I've been a Vikings fan for many many years, this let down was expected. Jtyc |
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