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And still no MCNGP has their MCSE 2003.


"Death from Above" <> wrote in message
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> I find numbers pretty interesting. Enjoy.
>
>
> Death from Above
>
>
> MCSE 2003
> -------------
> Jun 2005: 27,510
> Mar 2006: 40,985
> Increase: 13,475
> % Increase: 49%
> Increase per month: 1,497
>
> MCSA 2003
> -------------
> Jun 2005: 43,249
> Mar 2006: 62,155
> Increase: 18,906
> % Increase: 44%
> Increase per month: 2,101
>
> MCSE 2000
> -------------
> Jun 2005: 272,406
> Mar 2006: 275,358
> Increase: 2952
> % Increase: 1%
> Increase per month: 328
>
> MCSA 2000
> -------------
> Jun 2005: 153,755
> Mar 2006: 137,873
> Increase: -15,882
> % Increase: -10%
> Increase per month: -1,764
>
> MCDST
> -------------
> Jun 2005: 7,077
> Mar 2006: 13,583
> Increase: 6506
> % Increase: 92%
> Increase per month: 542
>
> MCDBA 2000
> -------------
> Jun 2005: 132,574
> Mar 2006: 138,485
> Increase: 5,911
> % Increase: 4%
> Increase per month: 657
>
> MCSD .NET
> -------------
> Jun 2005: 15,463
> Mar 2006: 20,582
> Increase: 5,119
> % Increase: 33%
> Increase per month: 569
>
> MCAD
> -------------
> Jun 2005: 33,298
> Mar 2006: 45,917
> Increase: 12,619
> % Increase: 38%
> Increase per month: 1,402
>
>

Doubt if its a tyop. He probably just spelled it wrong.

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"JaR" <> wrote in message
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> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
> plaintive wail of Briscobar:
>
>> How did the number of MCSA's decrease?
>
> Gotta be a tyop.
>
> --
> JaR
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"lowdes" <> wrote

> And still no MCNGP has their MCSE 2003.

And still lowdes has no wit, insight, purpose, or reason to live.

But plenty of drool!

did you hear "Verbal Funderburk" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say
in news:#$$:

> "lowdes" <> wrote
>
>> And still no MCNGP has their MCSE 2003.
>
> And still lowdes has no wit, insight, purpose, or reason to live.
>
> But plenty of drool!
>
>
>

and I know that at least 4 of us have the MCSE on 2003....AND some
drool...

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- MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts.

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Verbal Funderburk:

>> And still no MCNGP has their MCSE 2003.

Pssst! There's somebody at the the drive-up window, don't let the boss
catch you fscking with the office computer again.

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Remove hat to reply
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Macs would give you food poisoning -- and the response would be, "We're
sorry, here's a coupon for two more". ~Mark Minasi

did you hear JaR <> say in
news:Xns977E555A2A3B0Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Verbal Funderburk:
>
>>> And still no MCNGP has their MCSE 2003.
>
> Pssst! There's somebody at the the drive-up window, don't let the boss
> catch you fscking with the office computer again.
>

DING! FRIES ARE DOOOOOOOOOONE!

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- Short Cut: The longest distance between two points.

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> did you hear "Verbal Funderburk" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say
> in news:#$$:
>
>> "lowdes" <> wrote
>>
>>> And still no MCNGP has their MCSE 2003.
>>
>> And still lowdes has no wit, insight, purpose, or reason to live.
>>
>> But plenty of drool!
>>
>>
>>
>
> and I know that at least 4 of us have the MCSE on 2003....AND some
> drool...

Can I borrow some drool, please?

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did you hear "Verbal Funderburk" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
news::

> Can I borrow some drool, please?

parade LRM in a meat-kini in front of me and I should have plenty to
spare...

--
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