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Bigus DiŠkus
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      03-01-2006
Hopefully this will give you a good morning laugh. I don't know why I
looked these up, but these were some of the best that I saw.

These are real names:

F. G. Vereneseneckockkrockoff
Humperdink Fangboner and Fanny Fangboner
Mark Clark Van Ark
Mary Louse Pantzaroff
Newton Hooton
Orange Marmalade Lemon
Preserved Fish, Jr.
Sugarporn Poopattana
Verbal Funderburk
Zezozose Zadfack
Anil G. Shitole
Cardiac Arrest da Silva, Municipal Tax Collector
Cheatham & Steele, Bankers
Cupid Rash, England
Ecstacy Goon
Felonious Fish
Ginger Screws Casanova, Eureka, California
Herman Sherman Berman
Hilarius Fuchs

Yes, this is his first name..
If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebones,
London, England

Iva Odor, Schoolteacher
Prof. J. C. Beaglehole
Mr. Joynt, Marijuana Analyst, Royal Canadian Mounted Police Crime Lab
Lovey Nookey Good, Texas State Health Department
Major Quaintance, U.S. Army
Needa Climax, Methodist Church Officer
Noble Puffer, Superintendent of Schools, Cook County, Illinois.
Pafia Pifia Pefia Pofia Pufia da Costa, Brazil
Rosey and Dewey Butt
Sara Struggles Nicely, Clearwater, Florida
Serious Misconduct, Welwyn, England.
Solomon Gemorah
T. Fud Pucker Tucker
Urinal McZeal
Kitty Peed
Vaseline Love


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Verbal Funderburk
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      03-01-2006

"Bigus DiŠkus" <BigusDiŠkus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> Hopefully this will give you a good morning laugh. I don't know why I
> looked these up, but these were some of the best that I saw.
>
> These are real names:
>
> F. G. Vereneseneckockkrockoff
> Humperdink Fangboner and Fanny Fangboner
> Mark Clark Van Ark
> Mary Louse Pantzaroff
> Newton Hooton
> Orange Marmalade Lemon
> Preserved Fish, Jr.
> Sugarporn Poopattana
> Verbal Funderburk
> Zezozose Zadfack
> Anil G. Shitole
> Cardiac Arrest da Silva, Municipal Tax Collector
> Cheatham & Steele, Bankers
> Cupid Rash, England
> Ecstacy Goon
> Felonious Fish
> Ginger Screws Casanova, Eureka, California
> Herman Sherman Berman
> Hilarius Fuchs
>
> Yes, this is his first name..
> If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebones,
> London, England
>
> Iva Odor, Schoolteacher
> Prof. J. C. Beaglehole
> Mr. Joynt, Marijuana Analyst, Royal Canadian Mounted Police Crime Lab
> Lovey Nookey Good, Texas State Health Department
> Major Quaintance, U.S. Army
> Needa Climax, Methodist Church Officer
> Noble Puffer, Superintendent of Schools, Cook County, Illinois.
> Pafia Pifia Pefia Pofia Pufia da Costa, Brazil
> Rosey and Dewey Butt
> Sara Struggles Nicely, Clearwater, Florida
> Serious Misconduct, Welwyn, England.
> Solomon Gemorah
> T. Fud Pucker Tucker
> Urinal McZeal
> Kitty Peed
> Vaseline Love


I cast my vote for Verbal Funderburk if it's a boy, and Sugarporn
Poopattana, if it's a girl.


 
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The Rev [MCT]
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      03-01-2006
I had a Dr. Akin once, we was an orthopedist. He did my shoulder surgery
several years ago. And my mother had a dentist named Dr. Molar.

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It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it.
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"Bigus DiŠkus" <BigusDiŠkus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> Hopefully this will give you a good morning laugh. I don't know why I
> looked these up, but these were some of the best that I saw.
>
> These are real names:
>
> F. G. Vereneseneckockkrockoff
> Humperdink Fangboner and Fanny Fangboner
> Mark Clark Van Ark
> Mary Louse Pantzaroff
> Newton Hooton
> Orange Marmalade Lemon
> Preserved Fish, Jr.
> Sugarporn Poopattana
> Verbal Funderburk
> Zezozose Zadfack
> Anil G. Shitole
> Cardiac Arrest da Silva, Municipal Tax Collector
> Cheatham & Steele, Bankers
> Cupid Rash, England
> Ecstacy Goon
> Felonious Fish
> Ginger Screws Casanova, Eureka, California
> Herman Sherman Berman
> Hilarius Fuchs
>
> Yes, this is his first name..
> If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebones,
> London, England
>
> Iva Odor, Schoolteacher
> Prof. J. C. Beaglehole
> Mr. Joynt, Marijuana Analyst, Royal Canadian Mounted Police Crime Lab
> Lovey Nookey Good, Texas State Health Department
> Major Quaintance, U.S. Army
> Needa Climax, Methodist Church Officer
> Noble Puffer, Superintendent of Schools, Cook County, Illinois.
> Pafia Pifia Pefia Pofia Pufia da Costa, Brazil
> Rosey and Dewey Butt
> Sara Struggles Nicely, Clearwater, Florida
> Serious Misconduct, Welwyn, England.
> Solomon Gemorah
> T. Fud Pucker Tucker
> Urinal McZeal
> Kitty Peed
> Vaseline Love
>
>
> --
> Bigus DiŠkus
> --Can I borrow your face for a few days while my a$$ is on vacation?
>



 
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      03-01-2006
"The Rev [MCT]" <> wrote in message
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>I had a Dr. Akin once, we was an orthopedist. He did my shoulder surgery
>several years ago. And my mother had a dentist named Dr. Molar.


My childhood dentist was Dr. Pepper.

An accounting firm that used to be next door to us was "Pettit and Lucky."


 
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Bigus DiŠkus
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      03-01-2006

"The Rev [MCT]" <> wrote in message
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>I had a Dr. Akin once, we was an orthopedist. He did my shoulder surgery
>several years ago. And my mother had a dentist named Dr. Molar.
>


Funny you mention that, one of the other names that I was going to put in
here was:

Dr. Zoltan Ovary, Gynecologist,

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Bigus DiŠkus
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      03-01-2006

>
> I cast my vote for Verbal Funderburk if it's a boy, and Sugarporn
> Poopattana, if it's a girl.
>

Ya know, when I read reading through those, I just knew that you would
*love* Verbal Funderburk. Kinda sounds like a British Faux-Pas.

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      03-01-2006
Bigus DiŠkus <BigusDiŠkus@127.0.0.1> rambled:
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>> I cast my vote for Verbal Funderburk if it's a boy, and Sugarporn
>> Poopattana, if it's a girl.
>>

> Ya know, when I read reading through those, I just knew that you would
> *love* Verbal Funderburk. Kinda sounds like a British Faux-Pas.


Sounds like The Usual Suspects, but remade by a bunch of Dutch people.

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The Rev [MCT]
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      03-01-2006
That's funny. Good list. My other favorite real name was a law office up in
Hershey, PA The name as it appeared on his office windows was: I. M. Long
Attorney at Law

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"Bigus DiŠkus" <BigusDiŠkus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> "The Rev [MCT]" <> wrote in message
> news:%...
>>I had a Dr. Akin once, we was an orthopedist. He did my shoulder surgery
>>several years ago. And my mother had a dentist named Dr. Molar.
>>

>
> Funny you mention that, one of the other names that I was going to put in
> here was:
>
> Dr. Zoltan Ovary, Gynecologist,
>
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> Bigus DiŠkus
> --Can I borrow your face for a few days while my a$$ is on vacation?
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Jtyc
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      03-01-2006
> My childhood dentist was Dr. Pepper.

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?



 
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Verbal Funderburk
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"Bigus DiŠkus" <BigusDiŠkus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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>> I cast my vote for Verbal Funderburk if it's a boy, and Sugarporn
>> Poopattana, if it's a girl.
>>

> Ya know, when I read reading through those, I just knew that you would
> *love* Verbal Funderburk. Kinda sounds like a British Faux-Pas.


Reminds me of something the Swedish Chef from the Muppets would say.


 
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