OT: It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel... bored.

Imagine a world where we have microchips that project holograms in 3
dimensions of Eric Estrada, injested by eating potato chips, so we have
microchips in potatochips that project the guy from CHiPs.

Imagine a world like that, and one where 62 year old ladies give birth to
children.

Where a woman carrying a human head can get through customs.

Where birds heads are found in beer cans, dead mice are found in soup, where
you can get surgery to look just your girlfriend, and where bats with larger
marbles get all the girls.

Hard to imagine? Hardly.

That's the world in which we live, and you can find out all about it at The
Daily Apocalypse.

The Daily Apocalypse. It's what the world is coming to.

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Psychometrically Validated

You should take your meds every day, not just
when you feel like it. Trust me on this.

kpg

kpg

"kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
news:Xns977097419A1D1ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1.. .
> You should take your meds every day, not just
> when you feel like it. Trust me on this.
>
> kpg

Ah. I see. Yes, your point is so well made. Let's analyze this, to see if
it's psychometrically validated.

The world comes up with a hispanic guy named Eric Estrada, hires him to
portray a happy go lucky patrol officer named PONCH, and >I'M< crazy. Uh
huh.

The world starts putting microchips into people, and >I'M< crazy. Yep.

A bird's head is found in a beer can, and >I'M< crazy. Right-O.

A guy tries to knock over a convenience store with a blowtorch, and >I'M<
crazy. Yeah, you got it.

The leader of italy says he's the 'Jesus Christ of politics', and >I'M<
crazy. Ok, sure.

Ben Smith comes up with an article about how the MCSE is psychometrically
validated, and >I'M< crazy. Of course, I'm freakin nuts!

I blow up a busload of schoolchildren for the Chia Cult, have a box full of
headless barbie dolls in my closet, clone myself by cross-pollinating
marshmallows and yak dna, and >I'M< crazy. Well, ok, I would be, cept, I
never did that.

Everyone ELSE is crazy. Eric Estrada is the only sane one left.

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Psychometrically Validated

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of Psychometrically Validated:

> Ah. I see. Yes, your point is so well made. Let's analyze this, to see
> if it's psychometrically validated.
>

Yippee! I love it when someone analyzes something for psychometric
validation.

> The world comes up with a hispanic guy named Eric Estrada, hires him
> to portray a happy go lucky patrol officer named PONCH, and >I'M<
> crazy. Uh huh.
>

That's not so crazy. Now the Mod Squad...that was pretty crazy. Have you
ever watched Monk? That guy is really a crazy. And he's a cop! Explain
this: How in the heck did Monk or Columbo ever gert to BE cops? Huh?
Neither one of them knows how to shoot a gun! Weren't they ever harness
bulls? HUH? Tell me about crazy!

> The world starts putting microchips into people, and >I'M< crazy. Yep.
>

That's not so bad. Here's crazy: All those people running around yelling
their heads off and burning sh1t because of a couple cartoons! Top THAT,
McBob! You want folks to think sumpin's crazy you gotta get on out there,
boy!

> A bird's head is found in a beer can, and >I'M< crazy. Right-O.
>

Piffle. A mere bagatelle. Now the eye-dot that tried to convince
everybody she found a finger in her chili, THAT was fscking crazy! How
did she ever think she'd get away with that? I'll tell ya; she didn't,
she was crazier than a sack full of wet tomcats!

> A guy tries to knock over a convenience store with a blowtorch, and
> >I'M< crazy. Yeah, you got it.
>

Nuthin' I tell ya! Howzbout the fsckstick that wrote a holdup note on the
back of one of his own deposit slips? At least the guy with the blowtorch
was technically still an armed robber.

> The leader of italy says he's the 'Jesus Christ of politics', and
> >I'M< crazy. Ok, sure.
>

Old news. The Beatles did it first. Maybe the Italian guy could call
himself the "Mohammed of Politics" Now THAT would be crazy!

> Ben Smith comes up with an article about how the MCSE is
> psychometrically validated, and >I'M< crazy. Of course, I'm freakin
> nuts!
>

C'mon. HR droids are crazy. If you want to speak to them you have to
sound like you're crazy, too. It's like a private language for insane
people. Take out your resume. Replace every other word with a bullsnit
word like "psychometric" or "validation", send it to ten HR depts, and
you'll get seven invitations for an interview. At least half of which
will be for management positions. Try it. I dare ya. Then tell me how
crazy the idea was.

> I blow up a busload of schoolchildren for the Chia Cult, have a box
> full of headless barbie dolls in my closet, clone myself by
> cross-pollinating marshmallows and yak dna, and >I'M< crazy. Well, ok,
> I would be, cept, I never did that.
>

That's pretty normal where I come from.

Well, to be fair, not the bit about the yak DNA, that's just sick.

> Everyone ELSE is crazy. Eric Estrada is the only sane one left.

I think you now see that you were wrong, so any further validation of the
stochastic mechanism would only serve to impose lateral supply-event
thinking to the informational matrix going forward.

HTH, HAND.

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

JaR

Heh. I see… Microsoft has outdone the psychic world once again!

Dude… u sound extremely paranoid, take a 6pack Dinkel Acker for e change.








"Psychometrically Validated" wrote:

> "kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
> news:Xns977097419A1D1ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1.. .
> > You should take your meds every day, not just
> > when you feel like it. Trust me on this.
> >
> > kpg
>
> Ah. I see. Yes, your point is so well made. Let's analyze this, to see if
> it's psychometrically validated.
>
> The world comes up with a hispanic guy named Eric Estrada, hires him to
> portray a happy go lucky patrol officer named PONCH, and >I'M< crazy. Uh
> huh.
>
> The world starts putting microchips into people, and >I'M< crazy. Yep.
>
> A bird's head is found in a beer can, and >I'M< crazy. Right-O.
>
> A guy tries to knock over a convenience store with a blowtorch, and >I'M<
> crazy. Yeah, you got it.
>
> The leader of italy says he's the 'Jesus Christ of politics', and >I'M<
> crazy. Ok, sure.
>
> Ben Smith comes up with an article about how the MCSE is psychometrically
> validated, and >I'M< crazy. Of course, I'm freakin nuts!
>
> I blow up a busload of schoolchildren for the Chia Cult, have a box full of
> headless barbie dolls in my closet, clone myself by cross-pollinating
> marshmallows and yak dna, and >I'M< crazy. Well, ok, I would be, cept, I
> never did that.
>
> Everyone ELSE is crazy. Eric Estrada is the only sane one left.
>
> http://dailyapocalypse.co.nr/ -> what the world is coming to
>
>
>

=?Utf-8?B?Z3RyaWdodA==?=

"Psychometrically Validated" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in
news::

> Everyone ELSE is crazy. Eric Estrada is the only sane one left.

PoTD.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Lasher

Psychometrically Validated <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> said
something like

> Ah. I see. Yes, your point is so well made. Let's analyze this, to see
> if it's psychometrically validated.

I think you missed my point. Or not. The point is, the world is making you
crazy, not the other way around, which would be that you are crazy and are
then making the world crazy, but that's just crazy. You're not crazy.
Well, you might be crazy, but the world is just what it is, which is crazy.
It's always been that way, because people are just, well, crazy. So crazy
is just the norm. So you're normal. So take your meds like a good little
boy and not only will you be normal, but you'll be happy too. And that is
all that really matters in this crazy world. Drug induced happiness. It's
not crazy, it's the law.


--
kpg
WwW.mCnGp.CoM 0x22

kpg

In news:Xns977179E9525BBipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1,
kpg <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> embarrassed himself by saying:
> Psychometrically Validated <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> said
> something like
>
>> Ah. I see. Yes, your point is so well made. Let's analyze this, to
>> see if it's psychometrically validated.
>
> I think you missed my point. Or not. The point is, the world is
> making you crazy, not the other way around, which would be that you
> are crazy and are then making the world crazy, but that's just crazy.
> You're not crazy. Well, you might be crazy, but the world is just
> what it is, which is crazy. It's always been that way, because people
> are just, well, crazy. So crazy is just the norm. So you're normal.
> So take your meds like a good little boy and not only will you be
> normal, but you'll be happy too. And that is all that really matters
> in this crazy world. Drug induced happiness. It's not crazy, it's
> the law.

You're crazy.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

CBIC

>
> You're crazy.
> --

Hello!!! Does anyone speak Braille?

--
Bigus Dickus
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Bigus Dickus

CBIC <> said something like

> You're crazy.

Which means I'm normal.

kpg