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IS THIS THE best place to post this?

if so great
if not
WHERE exactly is a good place to post this??

I would like to find someone to design, build, help write, upload a
new website

The website is for a company that offers business services.

The main purpose of the website is to attract customers.

I have already done alot of research and have many keywords, etc.

I have a good idea of what I want.

it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
skills

I want to do this for no investment so if it means finding someone
that needs to practice and / or build a portfolio that would be great

if your interested or know someone that would be good for this please
let me know

thanks Hal

In article
<9421aea4-1d56-4404-a04d-
m>,
Hal <> wrote:

> it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
> skills
>
> I want to do this for no investmen

O yeah? I admire your honesty. I think?

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dorayme

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:06:17 GMT
Hal scribed:

> I would like to find someone to design, build, help write, upload a
> new website
>
> The website is for a company that offers business services.
>
> The main purpose of the website is to attract customers.
>
> I have already done alot of research and have many keywords, etc.
>
> I have a good idea of what I want.
>
> it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
> skills
>
> I want to do this for no investment so if it means finding someone
> that needs to practice and / or build a portfolio that would be great
>
> if your interested or know someone that would be good for this please
> let me know
>
> thanks Hal

Were you the demented computer in that movie a few years ago about a few
years in the future?

--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:19:25 GMT
dorayme scribed:

> In article
> <9421aea4-1d56-4404-a04d-
> m>,
> Hal <> wrote:
>
>> it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
>> skills
>>
>> I want to do this for no investmen
>
> O yeah? I admire your honesty. I think?

Don't you admire his gaul as well?

Well, at least some of us can restrain our vitupretude non-commitally.

--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.

Bone Ur wrote:

> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:06:17 GMT
> Hal scribed:
>
>> I would like to find someone to design, build, help write, upload a
>> new website
>>
>> The website is for a company that offers business services.
>>
>> The main purpose of the website is to attract customers.
>>
>> I have already done alot of research and have many keywords, etc.
>>
>> I have a good idea of what I want.
>>
>> it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
>> skills
>>
>> I want to do this for no investment so if it means finding someone
>> that needs to practice and / or build a portfolio that would be great
>>
>> if your interested or know someone that would be good for this please
>> let me know
>>
>> thanks Hal
>
> Were you the demented computer in that movie a few years ago about a few
> years in the future?

I'm sorry, Bone. He can't answer that.

--
HAL 9000

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:11:43
GMT HAL 9000 scribed:

>>> thanks Hal
>>
>> Were you the demented computer in that movie a few years ago about a
>> few years in the future?
>
> I'm sorry, Bone. He can't answer that.

Ah hah! I knew it! Another sneaky, sinister cyborg strategm to snooker us
humans into lethargic complacency. Anyway, I hope he isn't your son and
that your smarter despite the handicap of a semi-conducting mind and a
voice which sounds like the result of waaaay too much valium.

--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.

On Nov 27, 2:06 am, Hal <h...@telenetsolutions.com> wrote:
> IS THIS THE best place to post this?

Not really, but lets continue

> I would like to find someone to design, build, help write, upload a
> new website

Great!

> The website is for a company that offers business services.

Good

> The main purpose of the website is to attract customers.

Pretty typical reason

> I have already done alot of research and have many keywords, etc.

Good start, this will help

> I have a good idea of what I want.

Awesome, it is always a good thing if you have a general idea of what
you want.

> it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
> skills

Plenty of people here like that

> I want to do this for no investment so if it means finding someone
> that needs to practice and / or build a portfolio that would be great

Damn, look at the time. I did not realize it was this late. Uh, I
have to get home. Good luck finding someone..

"Bone Ur" <> wrote in message
news:Xns99F51FC1A9F08boneurhyphe@85.214.90.236...
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:11:43
> GMT HAL 9000 scribed:
>
>>>> thanks Hal
>>>
>>> Were you the demented computer in that movie a few years ago about a
>>> few years in the future?
>>
>> I'm sorry, Bone. He can't answer that.
>
> Ah hah! I knew it! Another sneaky, sinister cyborg strategm to snooker
> us
> humans into lethargic complacency. Anyway, I hope he isn't your son and
> that your smarter despite the handicap of a semi-conducting mind and a
> voice which sounds like the result of waaaay too much valium.

Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by letter)?

--
Richard.

Hal <> wrote:

>IS THIS THE best place to post this?
>
>if so great
>if not
>WHERE exactly is a good place to post this??
>
>I would like to find someone to design, build, help write, upload a
>new website
>
>The website is for a company that offers business services.
>
>The main purpose of the website is to attract customers.
>
>I have already done alot of research and have many keywords, etc.
>
>I have a good idea of what I want.
>
>it would be great to find someone that can write well and has SEO
>skills
>
>I want to do this for no investment so if it means finding someone
>that needs to practice and / or build a portfolio that would be great
>
>if your interested or know someone that would be good for this please
>let me know
There is a great web site that provides free web page designs at
<http://www.oswd.org/>. There is an excellent, free web site
development program that includes a simple tool to upload your web
pages at <http://kompozer.sourceforge.net/>. You can even host your
web site without paying any more than the annual cost of registering
your domain name (see <http://www.profectus.com.au/ee_cheapweb.html>).
Alas, there is no tool that will write correct, convincing English
prose for you. If you don't have a literate friend or relative you
will have to pay someone.

While the city slept, rf () feverishly typed...

[HAL]
> Ah, but do you know that HAL is equal to IBM minus 1 (letter by
> letter)?

And... I had an interview at IBM in the year 2000... which is 2001 minus 1!


Cheers,
Nige

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