The Value of Microsoft Training and Certification

"Ben Smith" <> wrote

> Here is the article about certification I wrote in Jan 05 on the topic.
> It is subscriber only, but I am pretty sure you will get your money out
> of it if you don't already get the magazine.

Quote: "At its core, psychometrically validated certification exams..."

Sure... Just knowing that anyone with an MCSE is psychometrically
validated.... That alone is worth the price of the magazine.

There's your bumper sticker, and the key performance measure that every CEO,
CFO, IT Manager, and homeopathic remedy specialist needs to perform beyond
everyone's greatest expectations. "MCSE: Psychometric Validation At It's
Finest".

The value of all of this? Well, how many psychometrically validated
employees does it take to plug in a light bulb?

Why do people prescribe such poisonous, overcomplicated, contrived nonsense?

We need to hire a new guy. Can the guy plug in a light bulb or can't he?

When can we expect simple solutions to simple problems? Never. Human beings
are b*llsh&t factories. This proves it.

http://www.endocrine-abstracts.org/e...ea0009p151.htm

Psychometrically Immeasurable Microcephalic "Perp" S. Bob

Psychometrically Validated

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of Gorm Braarvig:

>
> some times I read things that makes me warm inside
>
> some times I get an undescribable urge
>
> some times I feel unexplainable desire
>
> some times I just feel a warm sensation spread through my body
>
> some times I listen to music I forget where I am and feel pure romance
>
>
>
> I never thought a hawt frisbee could destroy all that.

Priceless! PotD.

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JaR

On Feb 13, 2006 at 2:32am "Psychometrically Validated" blathered:

> http://www.endocrine-abstracts.org/e...ea0009p151.htm

My brain hurts.

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On Feb 10, 2006 at 11:47am "Frisbee®" blathered:

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>> Lucas Group is an Executive Search Firm in partnership with The Wall
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>> Journal and has been in business over 35 years. I am a Senior Executive
>> Recruiter specializing in the IT/Technology sector and have many
>> clients who
>> are seeking MSCE's with 4+ years of networking experience. If you are
>> seeking
>> a new position or know of someone who would be qualified, please
>> forward me a
>> copy of your resume.
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>
> R U Hawt, Kelli?
>
> I might have a position 4 U

TMML

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On Feb 10, 2006 at 1:03pm "Bill McPherson" blathered:

> I wear my lapel pin every day!

I had my testicles pierced so I could wear it down there.

Drives the girls crazy.

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"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Feb 10, 2006 at 1:03pm "Bill McPherson" blathered:
>
>> I wear my lapel pin every day!
>
> I had my testicles pierced so I could wear it down there.
>
> Drives the girls crazy.
>
Um, yuck

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