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Some further clarification on the concept of bad/painful things happening
to someone else being humorous. From another froup:

>>> Has anyone in this august group any experience with the method of
>>> grinding up the medicine, mixing it with butter and smearing it on
>>> their paws for them to lick off?
>
>>All you'll have there is an angry greased cat. About the only thing
>>that'll make more mess is half an angry greased cat.

>You think? - Try closing all the doors in a room & prodding the cat with
>a running hair dryer or vaccum cleaner nozzle[0]. I hadn't previously
>known that a sufficiently upset cat is capable of running /up/ walls, &
>can do that spinning-at-a-blur trick used by the Tasmanian Devil
>character from the Bugs Bunny cartoons - while simultaneously voiding
>its bladder.

>[0] I was young & stupid, & thought it'd be funny. This turned out to be
>only partially true, in that while it can be hilariously funny to look
>at a dazed person who's covered in torn clothes, cat scratches, blood, &
>cat****, but it's not at all funny to /be/ that person.

*$.02 and a Hatlo Hat Tip to Lionel & Co.

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JaR <> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\188379.htm (1/27/2006
> 12:48:25 PM) # Some further clarification on the concept of
> bad/painful things happening to someone else being humorous. From
> another froup:
>
>>>> Has anyone in this august group any experience with the method of
>>>> grinding up the medicine, mixing it with butter and smearing it on
>>>> their paws for them to lick off?
>>
>>>All you'll have there is an angry greased cat. About the only thing
>>>that'll make more mess is half an angry greased cat.
>
>>You think? - Try closing all the doors in a room & prodding the cat
>>with a running hair dryer or vaccum cleaner nozzle[0]. I hadn't
>>previously known that a sufficiently upset cat is capable of running
>>/up/ walls, & can do that spinning-at-a-blur trick used by the
>>Tasmanian Devil character from the Bugs Bunny cartoons - while
>>simultaneously voiding its bladder.
>
>>[0] I was young & stupid, & thought it'd be funny. This turned out to
>>be only partially true, in that while it can be hilariously funny to
>>look at a dazed person who's covered in torn clothes, cat scratches,
>>blood, & cat****, but it's not at all funny to /be/ that person.
>
> *$.02 and a Hatlo Hat Tip to Lionel & Co.


The two of you have a strange relationship.

"JaR" <> wrote in message
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> Some further clarification on the concept of bad/painful things happening
> to someone else being humorous. From another froup:
>
>>>> Has anyone in this august group any experience with the method of
>>>> grinding up the medicine, mixing it with butter and smearing it on
>>>> their paws for them to lick off?
>>
>>>All you'll have there is an angry greased cat. About the only thing
>>>that'll make more mess is half an angry greased cat.
>
>>You think? - Try closing all the doors in a room & prodding the cat with
>>a running hair dryer or vaccum cleaner nozzle[0]. I hadn't previously
>>known that a sufficiently upset cat is capable of running /up/ walls, &
>>can do that spinning-at-a-blur trick used by the Tasmanian Devil
>>character from the Bugs Bunny cartoons - while simultaneously voiding
>>its bladder.
>
>>[0] I was young & stupid, & thought it'd be funny. This turned out to be
>>only partially true, in that while it can be hilariously funny to look
>>at a dazed person who's covered in torn clothes, cat scratches, blood, &
>>cat****, but it's not at all funny to /be/ that person.
>
> *$.02 and a Hatlo Hat Tip to Lionel & Co.
>
Fabulous! I completely understand that. Thanks JaR for stickin' by me on
this. I spose I'm a slow learner in these areas.

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On Jan 27, 2006 at 1:29pm "JaR" blathered:

> Some further clarification on the concept of bad/painful things
> happening to someone else being humorous. From another froup:
>
>>>> Has anyone in this august group any experience with the method of
>>>> grinding up the medicine, mixing it with butter and smearing it on
>>>> their paws for them to lick off?
>>
>>>All you'll have there is an angry greased cat. About the only thing
>>>that'll make more mess is half an angry greased cat.
>
>>You think? - Try closing all the doors in a room & prodding the cat with
>>a running hair dryer or vaccum cleaner nozzle[0]. I hadn't previously
>>known that a sufficiently upset cat is capable of running /up/ walls, &
>>can do that spinning-at-a-blur trick used by the Tasmanian Devil
>>character from the Bugs Bunny cartoons - while simultaneously voiding
>>its bladder.
>
>>[0] I was young & stupid, & thought it'd be funny. This turned out to be
>>only partially true, in that while it can be hilariously funny to look
>>at a dazed person who's covered in torn clothes, cat scratches, blood, &
>>cat****, but it's not at all funny to /be/ that person.
>
> *$.02 and a Hatlo Hat Tip to Lionel & Co.

TMMLSHIC

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On Jan 27, 2006 at 2:58pm "LRM" blathered:

> Fabulous! I completely understand that. Thanks JaR for stickin' by me on
> this. I spose I'm a slow learner in these areas.

Now that you grew a set of testicles, be careful of that cancer

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"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Jan 27, 2006 at 2:58pm "LRM" blathered:
>
>> Fabulous! I completely understand that. Thanks JaR for stickin' by me on
>> this. I spose I'm a slow learner in these areas.
>
> Now that you grew a set of testicles, be careful of that cancer
>
I refuse to grow testicles.

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"LRM" <> wrote in message
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> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9758BEDCC562Ctgp@127.0.0.1...
>> On Jan 27, 2006 at 2:58pm "LRM" blathered:
>>
>>> Fabulous! I completely understand that. Thanks JaR for stickin' by me on
>>> this. I spose I'm a slow learner in these areas.
>>
>> Now that you grew a set of testicles, be careful of that cancer
>>
> I refuse to grow testicles.

That's good, because I refuse to grow ovaries.

"Frisbee®" <> wrote in message
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> "LRM" <> wrote in message

>> I refuse to grow testicles.
>
> That's good, because I refuse to grow ovaries.
>
>
Fine it's settled! But I think Neil is willing to wear a dress. Does that
come into play here?

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did you hear "LRM" <> say in news:#rhCksHJGHA.216
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> But I think Neil is willing to wear a dress.

IT'S A KILT, DAMNIT!

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"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> did you hear "LRM" <> say in news:#rhCksHJGHA.216
> @TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>> But I think Neil is willing to wear a dress.
>
> IT'S A KILT, DAMNIT!
>
Ok, let's see if you're a real Scotsman then eh. Lift it.

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