I got VD

Last week I bought a DVD player/recorder. My dick started to burn the
next day. I went to the doctor today and was told that I have VD.
The doctor suggested that I was having sex with other women, when I
only do it with my wife. When I told the doctor that it started as
soon as I bought the DVD, he told me that is the reason and said DVD's
cause VD, which is why they were named as they are.

It looks like I will have to take penisillin for the next week and
toss the DVD machine in the garbage now. I dont mind the peniscillin
but throwing a $200 machine in the garbage upsets me.

From now on, I will stick to VHS.

Dick

dickcheney@usa.com

> From now on, I will stick to VHS.

From now on I'd suggest non porn DVD. Cheap porn especially homemade DVD
can give you VD

impmon

You know, you can keep bringing out this tired old troll every year
if you want to, but it's still never going to be funny. You'd think
after all this time you could get some new material.


--

Aaron J. Bossig

http://www.GodsLabRat.com

Aaron J. Bossig

Aaron J. Bossig wrote:
> You know, you can keep bringing out this tired old troll every year
> if you want to, but it's still never going to be funny. You'd think
> after all this time you could get some new material.

Actually, he's been bringing it out ever since the term "DVD" was first
coined--
And, with DVD celebrating its 10th Anniversary this year...

Derek Janssen (admiring the poster's longevity and stick-to-itiveness,
but not rushing to bake a cake)

Derek Janssen

Derek Janssen <> wrote in newsc2Si.3830$GM2.184
@trndny02:

>> You know, you can keep bringing out this tired old troll every year
>> if you want to, but it's still never going to be funny. You'd think
>> after all this time you could get some new material.
>
> Actually, he's been bringing it out ever since the term "DVD" was first
> coined--
> And, with DVD celebrating its 10th Anniversary this year...

Yeah, I'm just surprised he seems to keep to one-year intervals
in between trollings. It must be so hard to sit on a great act
like that for twelve months, just for a one-shot payoff. Maybe
that's what Santa feels like.

--

Aaron J. Bossig

http://www.GodsLabRat.com

Aaron J. Bossig

Aaron J. Bossig wrote:

> Derek Janssen <> wrote in newsc2Si.3830$GM2.184
> @trndny02:
>
>
>>>You know, you can keep bringing out this tired old troll every year
>>>if you want to, but it's still never going to be funny. You'd think
>>>after all this time you could get some new material.
>>
>>Actually, he's been bringing it out ever since the term "DVD" was first
>>coined--
>>And, with DVD celebrating its 10th Anniversary this year...
>
>
> Yeah, I'm just surprised he seems to keep to one-year intervals
> in between trollings. It must be so hard to sit on a great act
> like that for twelve months, just for a one-shot payoff. Maybe
> that's what Santa feels like.

Thing is, what's he going to do a year from now, when "DVD" isn't even
widely used anymore, and the gag becomes obsolete?

Yeah, we'll probably get a couple hopeful upgrade-spec spinoffs of "My
dick turned Blu!", but y'know, it...just doesn't have the same point,
really. :/

Derek Janssen (it's hard keeping up with a rapidly changing media industry)

Derek Janssen

On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:34:34 -0500, wrote:

>Dick


Hey, retard boy!

This stupid **** has NEVER been even the slightest bit funny.

What, are you only ten years old?

Yeah, idiot... VHS is about your speed.

You're so damned stupid, you probably cannot even set the clock on a
VCR.

ChairmanOfTheBored

<> wrote in message
news:...
> Last week I bought a DVD player/recorder. My dick started to burn the
> next day. I went to the doctor today and was told that I have VD.
> The doctor suggested that I was having sex with other women, when I
> only do it with my wife. When I told the doctor that it started as
> soon as I bought the DVD, he told me that is the reason and said DVD's
> cause VD, which is why they were named as they are.
>
> It looks like I will have to take penisillin for the next week and
> toss the DVD machine in the garbage now. I dont mind the peniscillin
> but throwing a $200 machine in the garbage upsets me.
>
> From now on, I will stick to VHS.
>
> Dick

You must have a pencil dick to get it through that little hole in the middle
of the DVD.

Andy

On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 20:15:13 +1000, "Andy" <> wrote:

>You must have a


You must have nearly no brain to play into the hands of retards like
that.

ChairmanOfTheBored

"ChairmanOfTheBored" <> wrote in message
news:...
>
> You're so damned stupid, you probably cannot even set the clock on a
> VCR.

====================
You need to set the clock on yours?

Mine are all self setting (as are the DVD-R, etc)

Richard C.