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      10-13-2007
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      10-15-2007
I'm laughing on the inside...
 
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      10-15-2007
SELECT * FROM users
WHERE clue > 0

--
..rev

"It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it"
~Aristotle
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      10-15-2007
> SELECT * FROM users
> WHERE clue > 0


Are you implying that I don't get it?
 
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The Rev [MCT]
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      10-15-2007
No, I was making my own SQL humor. If I was implying you didn't get it I'd
have written something like

SELECT ngID, ngName
FROM users
WHERE joke NOT IN ('gotit', 'getsit')
GO

UPDATE users
SET joke = 'gotit'
WHERE ngID = 'UPPER(jytc)



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      10-15-2007

INSERT INTO Existance (Life) VALUES ("getOne")

kp "it was funnier in my head" g
 
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      10-15-2007
"The Rev [MCT]" <(E-Mail Removed)> prattled ceaselessly in news:
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> SELECT * FROM users
> WHERE clue > 0
>


Returns 0 rows.

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"Definitely not wearing any underwear."
 
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The Rev [MCT]
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      10-15-2007
CREATE PROC up_stealidentity
WITH ENCRYPTION AS

--BEGIN PROC

DECLARE @hIdentity varchar(20)

USE TEMPDB
GO

CREATE TABLE #FakeIdentity
(fname varchar(50),
lname varchar,(50),
ssid int (9),
birthdate date)

INSERT INTO #FakeIdentity
VALUES ('Butt', 'Pirate', 123456789, '12-31-1999')
GO

USE Mankind
GO

SELECT * FROM RevLife
INTO RevLifeBackup
GO

TRUNCATE RevLife
GO

SELECT * FROM @hIdentity
INTO RevLife
GO

TRUNCATE @hIdentity
GO

INSERT INTO @hIdentity(fname,lname, ssid, birthdate)
SELECT fname, lname, ssid, birthdate
FROM #FakeIdentity
GO

USE TEMPDB
DROP #FakeIdentiyy
GO

--END PROC




EXEC up_stealidentity KGPLife
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      10-15-2007
Sounds about right.

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> "The Rev [MCT]" <(E-Mail Removed)> prattled ceaselessly in news:
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>> SELECT * FROM users
>> WHERE clue > 0
>>

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> Returns 0 rows.
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> www.mcngp.com
> "Definitely not wearing any underwear."


 
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