MCSE and developer needed

A consulting firm in Boston MA is looking for senior/lead consultants.
- 5+ years of work experience
- MCSE certified, or expert in .NET, ASP, network security, web
development
- Experience with entire software development life cycle
- Ability to lead projects as well as act as a doer
- Currently reside in the U.S.
- Available to relocate to Boston MA

Interested and qualifed candidates, please send your resume to
. If you know of someone who might be, I would
really appreciate a referral.

Kind regards,
Sherry Liu

syl_08@yahoo.com

<> wrote in message
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>A consulting firm in Boston MA is looking for senior/lead consultants.

OH BOY OH BOY!

> - 5+ years of work experience

I HAVE 23+ YEARS OF WORK EXPERIENCE. 30+ IF YOU COUNT BURGER KING!

> - MCSE certified, or expert in .NET, ASP, network security, web
> development

I AM MCNGP CERTIFIED. THAT TRUMPS A MERE MCSE. I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
FISHING WITH NO .NET THOUGH. I'M ALSO AFRAID OF SNAKES, SO ASP IS OUT. IF
YOUR NETWORK IS INSECURE, I'LL STROKE ITS EGO, AND I CAN BRING SOME SPIDERS
TO HELP WITH YOUR WEB DEVELOPMENT.

> - Experience with entire software development life cycle

YOUR SOFTWARE IS ALIVE? WOW.

> - Ability to lead projects as well as act as a doer

WHERE EXACTLY TO I NEED TO LEAD THESE PROJECTS TO? I CAN ACT, I PLAYED
HAMLET IN 3RD GRADE. WHAT IS A DOER? IS THAT A FEMALE DEER?

> - Currently reside in the U.S.

I THINK FLORIDAR IS STILL PART OF THE U.S.

> - Available to relocate to Boston MA

BY FOOT? MAN THAT'S A LONG WALK, BUT OKAY. HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO PAY
ME?

> Interested and qualifed candidates, please send your resume to
> . If you know of someone who might be, I would
> really appreciate a referral.

HOW CAN I RESUME IF I HAVEN'T STARTED YET?

I COULD ALSO REFER MICROCEPHALLIC S. BOB. HE NEEDS A JOB TOO, OKAY BYE.

Frisbee®

In article <>,
says...
> Subject: Re: MCSE and developer needed
> From: Frisbee® <>
> Newsgroups: microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
> <> wrote in message
> news: oups.com...
> >A consulting firm in Boston MA is looking for senior/lead consultants.
>
> OH BOY OH BOY!
>

Be nice, they are just trying to replace Jonny Damon.

Ben Smith

"Frisbee®" <> wrote in message
news:...
> <> wrote in message
> news: oups.com...
>>A consulting firm in Boston MA is looking for senior/lead consultants.
>
> OH BOY OH BOY!
>
>> - 5+ years of work experience
>
> I HAVE 23+ YEARS OF WORK EXPERIENCE. 30+ IF YOU COUNT BURGER KING!
>
>> - MCSE certified, or expert in .NET, ASP, network security, web
>> development
>
> I AM MCNGP CERTIFIED. THAT TRUMPS A MERE MCSE. I DON'T KNOW NOTHING
> ABOUT FISHING WITH NO .NET THOUGH. I'M ALSO AFRAID OF SNAKES, SO ASP IS
> OUT. IF YOUR NETWORK IS INSECURE, I'LL STROKE ITS EGO, AND I CAN BRING
> SOME SPIDERS TO HELP WITH YOUR WEB DEVELOPMENT.
>
>> - Experience with entire software development life cycle
>
> YOUR SOFTWARE IS ALIVE? WOW.
>
>> - Ability to lead projects as well as act as a doer
>
> WHERE EXACTLY TO I NEED TO LEAD THESE PROJECTS TO? I CAN ACT, I PLAYED
> HAMLET IN 3RD GRADE. WHAT IS A DOER? IS THAT A FEMALE DEER?
>
>> - Currently reside in the U.S.
>
> I THINK FLORIDAR IS STILL PART OF THE U.S.
>
>> - Available to relocate to Boston MA
>
> BY FOOT? MAN THAT'S A LONG WALK, BUT OKAY. HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO PAY
> ME?
>
> > Interested and qualifed candidates, please send your resume to
>> . If you know of someone who might be, I would
>> really appreciate a referral.
>
> HOW CAN I RESUME IF I HAVEN'T STARTED YET?
>
> I COULD ALSO REFER MICROCEPHALLIC S. BOB. HE NEEDS A JOB TOO, OKAY BYE.
>
>
LMFAO!!!!!

LRM

Ben Smith <> rambled:
>>
>> OH BOY OH BOY!
>>
>
> Be nice, they are just trying to replace Jonny Damon.

Dude. A little greiving time before you start in with the jokes would be
appreciated.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com '08!

Briscobar

You forgot to add 45+ years of being dick, the only qualification required
to be a MCNGP groupie.

"Frisbee®" <> wrote in message
news:...
> <> wrote in message
> news: oups.com...
>>A consulting firm in Boston MA is looking for senior/lead consultants.
>
> OH BOY OH BOY!
>
>> - 5+ years of work experience
>
> I HAVE 23+ YEARS OF WORK EXPERIENCE. 30+ IF YOU COUNT BURGER KING!
>
>> - MCSE certified, or expert in .NET, ASP, network security, web
>> development
>
> I AM MCNGP CERTIFIED. THAT TRUMPS A MERE MCSE. I DON'T KNOW NOTHING
> ABOUT FISHING WITH NO .NET THOUGH. I'M ALSO AFRAID OF SNAKES, SO ASP IS
> OUT. IF YOUR NETWORK IS INSECURE, I'LL STROKE ITS EGO, AND I CAN BRING
> SOME SPIDERS TO HELP WITH YOUR WEB DEVELOPMENT.
>
>> - Experience with entire software development life cycle
>
> YOUR SOFTWARE IS ALIVE? WOW.
>
>> - Ability to lead projects as well as act as a doer
>
> WHERE EXACTLY TO I NEED TO LEAD THESE PROJECTS TO? I CAN ACT, I PLAYED
> HAMLET IN 3RD GRADE. WHAT IS A DOER? IS THAT A FEMALE DEER?
>
>> - Currently reside in the U.S.
>
> I THINK FLORIDAR IS STILL PART OF THE U.S.
>
>> - Available to relocate to Boston MA
>
> BY FOOT? MAN THAT'S A LONG WALK, BUT OKAY. HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO PAY
> ME?
>
> > Interested and qualifed candidates, please send your resume to
>> . If you know of someone who might be, I would
>> really appreciate a referral.
>
> HOW CAN I RESUME IF I HAVEN'T STARTED YET?
>
> I COULD ALSO REFER MICROCEPHALLIC S. BOB. HE NEEDS A JOB TOO, OKAY BYE.
>
>

Stan

did you hear "Stan" <> say in
news::

> You forgot to add 45+ years of being dick, the only qualification
> required to be a MCNGP groupie.

you are lowdes and I claim my two fiddy

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ

Neil

"Ben Smith" <> wrote in message
news: m...
In article <>,
says...
> Subject: Re: MCSE and developer needed
> From: Frisbee® <>
> Newsgroups: microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
> <> wrote in message
> news: oups.com...
> >A consulting firm in Boston MA is looking for senior/lead consultants.
>
> OH BOY OH BOY!
>
>
>Be nice, they are just trying to replace Jonny Damon.

Who's this Jonny? Never heard of him. Too annoyed to Google.

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"Stan" <> wrote in message
news:...
> You forgot to add 45+ years of being dick, the only qualification required
> to be a MCNGP groupie.

47 years, come Thursday of next week, and thank you.

Frisbee®

did you hear "Briscobar" <> say in news:O2CJ#
:

> Ben Smith <> rambled:
>>>
>>> OH BOY OH BOY!
>>>
>>
>> Be nice, they are just trying to replace Jonny Damon.
>
> Dude. A little greiving time before you start in with the jokes would
be
> appreciated.
>
> --
> KB
>
> MCNGP #26
> www.mcngp.com '08!
>
>

jesus has left Boston?

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Make something idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Neil