OT: Happy Christmas to you MCNGP'ers

Seasons greetings to all you kick a$$ MCNGP members out there - you are the
best!!!!

Bob The Builder Man

"Bob The Builder Man" <> wrote in message
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> Seasons greetings to all you kick a$$ MCNGP members out there - you are
> the best!!!!

I am offended by your reference to "Happy Christmas" and "Season's
Greetings."

The rest of your message holds much truth, however.

Personally, I will be celebrating my un-birthday between now and December
28th.

Oh, and my kids love you. They want you to tell Lofty to grow a spine or
something. And Wendy's hawt! DYGA?

--
Fris "Mad Hatter" bee®, MCNGP #13

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Frisbee®

Bob The Builder Man <> said something like

> Seasons greetings to all you kick a$$ MCNGP members out
> there - you are the best!!!!

Wait just a minute there mister.

You wish all the kick a$$ MCNGP members a Seasons
greetings, but what about the kick groin MCNGP members?

Groinaphob.

kpg

kpg

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether:

>
> You wish all the kick a$$ MCNGP members a Seasons
> greetings, but what about the kick groin MCNGP members?
>

Splitter!

We punch-inna-snoot MCNGP members object to the above wishing of seasonal
greetings on the grounds that it discriminates against those that refrain
from hitting below the belt.

Further, we feel that the wishing of greetings should not be restricted to
a particular season, and that greetings should be wished without regard to
race, creed, colo(u)r, or portion of the anatomy that the wishee feels it
neccessary to kick, punch, slap, bite, or lick!(NOT THAT THERE"S ANYTHING
WRONG WITH THAT!)

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot

JaR

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns97337D7F85487ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1.. .
> Bob The Builder Man <> said something like
>
>> Seasons greetings to all you kick a$$ MCNGP members out
>> there - you are the best!!!!
>
> Wait just a minute there mister.
>
> You wish all the kick a$$ MCNGP members a Seasons
> greetings, but what about the kick groin MCNGP members?
>
> Groinaphob.
>
I didn't know we differentiated like that. I don't think I want to be among
kick groin members.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
NTSFG www.mcngp.com

LRM

LRM <> rambled:
>
>> You wish all the kick a$$ MCNGP members a Seasons
>> greetings, but what about the kick groin MCNGP members?
>>
>> Groinaphob.
>>
> I didn't know we differentiated like that. I don't think I want to be
> among kick groin members.

Yeah, that was Neil's doing. He was unhappy with our @ss-kicking ways, and
he recruited a couple of the others (namely JaR, Fris, and CBIC [who was
Doom at the time]) and created a sub-faction of the MCNGP devoted to
groin-kicking. This splinter cell has been at odds with the original group
for about one thousand years, with each insisting it is the rightful heir to
the MCNGP kingdom.

While things have not escalated to a physical nature yet, there has been
tension of late (specifically, the last half hour), and it appears that it
is only a matter of time before the MCNGP undergoes its first Civil War.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com is best for all new updates than
www.groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp.

Briscobar

did you hear JaR <> say in
news:Xns97336BFC0EFB9Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether:
>
>>
>> You wish all the kick a$$ MCNGP members a Seasons
>> greetings, but what about the kick groin MCNGP members?
>>
>
> Splitter!
>
> We punch-inna-snoot MCNGP members object to the above wishing of
> seasonal greetings on the grounds that it discriminates against those
> that refrain from hitting below the belt.
>
> Further, we feel that the wishing of greetings should not be
> restricted to a particular season, and that greetings should be wished
> without regard to race, creed, colo(u)r, or portion of the anatomy
> that the wishee feels it neccessary to kick, punch, slap, bite, or
> lick!(NOT THAT THERE"S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!)
>

WHY I OTTAH! Listen those of MCNGPers who are shin-kickers are offended
that we have been ignored, YET AGAIN! It's not enough that NO ONE has
wished me a "happy chrismahahakwanzakah", but they have ignored my
faction completely even for "Christmas" and "Sneezing greetings"

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Hey! Don't shoot that postal worker <BANG!> NO CARRIER

Neil

did you hear "LRM" <> say in news:uEcTb2lBGHA.344
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> I don't think I want to be among
> kick groin members.
>

would you like to be amoung the kiss groin members?

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?

Neil

"Briscobar" <> wrote in message
news:%...
> LRM <> rambled:
>>
>>> You wish all the kick a$$ MCNGP members a Seasons
>>> greetings, but what about the kick groin MCNGP members?
>>>
>>> Groinaphob.
>>>
>> I didn't know we differentiated like that. I don't think I want to be
>> among kick groin members.
>
> Yeah, that was Neil's doing. He was unhappy with our @ss-kicking ways, and
> he recruited a couple of the others (namely JaR, Fris, and CBIC [who was
> Doom at the time]) and created a sub-faction of the MCNGP devoted to
> groin-kicking. This splinter cell has been at odds with the original group
> for about one thousand years, with each insisting it is the rightful heir
> to
> the MCNGP kingdom.
>
> While things have not escalated to a physical nature yet, there has been
> tension of late (specifically, the last half hour), and it appears that it
> is only a matter of time before the MCNGP undergoes its first Civil War.
>
Looks like those of us who are among the @ss-kicking persuasion out number
those others, are we properly armed? Can we take 'em? I need the facts! Get
HQ on the horn dammit!

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com undergoing transformation

LRM

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\181953.htm (12/21/2005
> 12:53:54 PM) # did you hear "LRM" <> say in
> news:uEcTb2lBGHA.344 @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>> I don't think I want to be among
>> kick groin members.
>>
>
> would you like to be amoung the kiss groin members?



I'm Telling.

kpg