Re: OT: Too many posts

On Nov 18, 2005 at 5:19pm "Briscobar" blathered:

> TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled:
>>
>> On Nov 18, 2005 at 4:43pm "Briscobar" blathered:
>>
>>> Minimum security prison
>>
>> I had a client in there once. He said the trick is: kick someone's
>> a$$ the first day, or become somebody's b1tch. Then everything will
>> be alright.
>
> Good good. Only a couple words off. You may need a refresher course,
so
> I dug this up for you:
>
> http://blake.prohosting.com/bamzone/...ranscript.html
>
> I could spend all day every day reading it and playing the movie back
in
> my head.

I read through part of this page and I must say Bris 'ole buddy,
your script, she is poo.

Here's an example:

BOB SLYDELL
Believe me, this is hypocritical. But what if you were offered some
kind of stock option and equity sharing program?

IMDB's version:

Bob Slydell: What if - and believe me this is hypothetical - but what if
you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program.
Would
that do anything for you?

"Hypocritical"? C'mon. I mean really.

Or how about:

BOB SLYDELL
Uh, we should move on to a Peter Gibbons. I had a chance to meet this
young man and boy does he have Straight to Upper Management written all
over him.

IMDB's version:

Bob Slydell: I'd like to move us right to Peter Gibbons. We had a chance
to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with
upper
management written all over him.

Do I even need to comment on this one?

Last, but not least:

MILTON
Excuse me. Excuse me, Senor. May I speak to you please? I asked for a
mai tai, a margarita, and a pina colada. I asked for no salt, no salt
in the margarita. But it had salt in it. (the waiter leaves) If you do
that again, I won't be leaving a tip. I won't be putting one down. Sir?
I could check into a competing resort...

What happened to "big grains of salt"? Huh? Well?

Ohhh... here it is, in IMDB's version::

Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please?
I
asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no
salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of
salt,
floating in the glass...

So, um... yeah, if you could just go ahead and get your facts straight
the
next time you try to "call me out", that would be great. I'd hate for
rev
to have to burn this place down.

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Mr. Osborne, may I be excused? My brain is full.

Pedro Simoes