Re: OT: Too many posts

Hmm... haven't looked at IMDB in a while. Where are the scripts?


"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> I read through part of this page and I must say Bris 'ole buddy,
> your script, she is poo.
>
> Here's an example:
>
> BOB SLYDELL
> Believe me, this is hypocritical. But what if you were offered some
> kind of stock option and equity sharing program?
>
> IMDB's version:
>
> Bob Slydell: What if - and believe me this is hypothetical - but what
if
> you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program.
Would
> that do anything for you?
>
> "Hypocritical"? C'mon. I mean really.
>
> Or how about:
>
> BOB SLYDELL
> Uh, we should move on to a Peter Gibbons. I had a chance to meet this
> young man and boy does he have Straight to Upper Management written
all
> over him.
>
> IMDB's version:
>
> Bob Slydell: I'd like to move us right to Peter Gibbons. We had a
chance
> to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with
upper
> management written all over him.
>
> Do I even need to comment on this one?
>
> Last, but not least:
>
> MILTON
> Excuse me. Excuse me, Senor. May I speak to you please? I asked for a
> mai tai, a margarita, and a pina colada. I asked for no salt, no salt
> in the margarita. But it had salt in it. (the waiter leaves) If you do
> that again, I won't be leaving a tip. I won't be putting one down.
Sir?
> I could check into a competing resort...
>
> What happened to "big grains of salt"? Huh? Well?
>
> Ohhh... here it is, in IMDB's version::
>
> Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you
please? I
> asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no
> salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of
salt,
> floating in the glass...
>
> So, um... yeah, if you could just go ahead and get your facts straight
the
> next time you try to "call me out", that would be great. I'd hate for
rev
> to have to burn this place down.
>
> --
> TGP MCNGP #100100
> http://www.mcngp.com
> Mr. Osborne, may I be excused? My brain is full.

Pedro Simoes