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Old 11-24-2005, 07:18 PM   #1
Default Re: safe mode


In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether:

> I'm so skilled, I put bugs into software and I don't even know
> I'm doing it! And they are always the kind of bug that takes
> hundreds of man-hours to find, thus ensuring full employment
> for help desk employees for years to come.
>
> Oh yeah, I have achieved the pinnacle of my profession.


Oh well done! Print yourself up a certificate[0] and sign Bill's[1] name
on
it. Maybe even make up a nice laminated, wallet-sized ice scraper to go
with it. Maybe call yourself a CBSE[2] or something. Heck, we all need
more
letters to put after our names on our biz cards!

[0]Suitable for framing, of course.
[1]Any Bill will do. Bill Murray is good.
[2]Certified Buggy Software Engineer

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