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In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether:
> I'm so skilled, I put bugs into software and I don't even know > I'm doing it! And they are always the kind of bug that takes > hundreds of man-hours to find, thus ensuring full employment > for help desk employees for years to come. > > Oh yeah, I have achieved the pinnacle of my profession. Oh well done! Print yourself up a certificate[0] and sign Bill's[1] name on it. Maybe even make up a nice laminated, wallet-sized ice scraper to go with it. Maybe call yourself a CBSE[2] or something. Heck, we all need more letters to put after our names on our biz cards! [0]Suitable for framing, of course. [1]Any Bill will do. Bill Murray is good. [2]Certified Buggy Software Engineer -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them. Pedro Simoes |
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