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In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, PC LOAD LETTER spewed across the
ether:

> Perhaps someone else in the studio audience can chime in and tell me
> what else is involved in advancing this experiment...
>

Pork.

Big ol' luscious pork chops, and pork shoulder(BBQ'd of course) and ribs.

And bacon, lotsa bacon. And don't forget a couple, three hams.

Yeah, man, I love pork.

If y'all gone have an experiment, you gotta have pork.

Then you gonna want to get a buncha them fancy glass doohickeys with
bubbles and smoke comin' outta them, like in the movies. Everbody knows you
cain't have no experiment without them glass doohickeys.

And some pork sausage. Mmmmm...make some biscuits an' gravy.

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JaR
MCNGP 10110
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On Nov 23, 2005 at 7:10am "PC LOAD LETTER" blathered:

>
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns971724009EA5Ctgp@127.0.0.1...
>> On Nov 22, 2005 at 11:09pm "Slarty Bartfast" blathered:
>>
>>> So... it was safe to drink 'before' Automatic Toilet Cleaner was
>>> installed?
>>
>> The package did not say.
>
> Ah. Troubled by the quandry of whether the blue toilet water is safe to
> drink. We have all probably wondered this at one point or another. Some
> of us, more than others, but it is a question that has plagued mankind
> since the advent of blue toilet water.
>
> Well... that's EXACTLY why you need ghinknee pigs to test it out on!
>
> Here's what I recommend... First, relax, this is for the betterment of
> humanity, because having the answers to these questions is, well, better
> than NOT having the answers -- largely because I said so. Remember, this
> is for SCIENCE, and you might eventually make MONEY, so don't let the
> word ETHICS or the word FEELINGS trouble you or hold you back -- those
> words are for wimps.
>
> So to get started now... Have some kids, quickly; OR... find a few
> spares somewhere -- there seem to be a lot of extras around. You're
> going to need a number of them, for the purposes of your investigation.
> Always keep in mind... children are replacable, but nothing in the world
> is more important than SCIENCE and MONEY. Well, except SEX, but we'll
> leave that out of it for now, because once you have SCIENCE and MONEY,
> you can have all of the SEX you want, am I right or am I right? ;D
>
> Let's see, where were we? Oh! Of course. If the option of having kids or
> borrowing some isn't available, grow a batch in your humanifier. I'm
> sure you could find some in their larval state ready for
> experimentation, just add water. If not, you might have to build some
> from scratch, and that's O.K. One guy around these parts, Neil, well,
> Neil may be willing to contribute his part of the key ingredients --
> we've ALL heard that Neil has an excess of these particular
> 'ingredients' (good luck, Neil, we're all counting on you!). And because
> these children will be created solely for the purpose of research, the
> substandard nature of what Neil has to offer really shouldn't represent
> a problem. For the other half of the ingredients, you don't really need
> anything too high quality either, so any human woman will do. Because of
> the genetics involved, though, and to ensure the success of the
> experiment, we'll need to isolate on human women with MOUTHS, though,
> obviously if the children are to drink the blue toilet water they will
> need some form of orafice in order to imbibe the fluid.
>
> Perhaps someone else in the studio audience can chime in and tell me
> what else is involved in advancing this experiment...

Good Ghod, you're even more bored than I am. PotD

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TGP MCNGP #100100
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I just spent four hours burying the cat.
.... it wouldn't keep still.

did you hear "PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
news:#:

> . One guy around these parts, Neil, well, Neil may be willing to
> contribute his part of the key ingredients -- we've ALL heard that
> Neil has an excess of these particular 'ingredients' (good luck, Neil,
> we're all counting on you!). And because these children will be
> created solely for the purpose of research, the substandard nature of
> what Neil has to offer really shouldn't represent a problem. For the
> other half of the ingredients, you don't really need anything too high
> quality either, so any human woman will do.

ahem...when I first read this post I noticed that is was another
prototypical M.S.B. diatribe and promptly fell asleep after teh first
dozen paragraphs or so. Then I noticed that my name was mentioned....

You sir have besmirched my character. I think...NO, I KNOW! I'm sure of
this...

Unless of course this particular "ingredient" is charm, good looks,
intellect, wit, personallity, and a complete lack of ability in the area
of spelling, in which case, I'm your man...well, not yours Bob...just a
figure of speach, back up a little will ya?

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Neil MCNGP#30

- Statistics are no substitute for judgment.