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Mara <> wrote in
news::

> On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:16:20 -0500, The Old Sourdough
> <> wrote:
>
>>The Old Sourdough <> wrote in
>>news:Xns998A3FA1A4383beerisgood@216.196.97.131 :
>>snip
>>
>>Wrong group, dammit...
>
> Boy, are YOU in trouble, Mister. No BEER!!1!!!! for you for the next 8
> hours.
>

No BEER!!11!! That's cruel and inhuman punishment. Isn't there something in
the Constitution about that?

--
The Old Sourdough
BEER!!11!!, the whole grain diet...

The Old Sourdough <> wrote in
news:Xns998A5DFF5EC4Bbeerisgood@216.196.97.131:

> Mara <> wrote in
> news::
>
>> On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:16:20 -0500, The Old Sourdough
>> <> wrote:
>>
>>>The Old Sourdough <> wrote in
>>>news:Xns998A3FA1A4383beerisgood@216.196.97.13 1:
>>>snip
>>>
>>>Wrong group, dammit...
>>
>> Boy, are YOU in trouble, Mister. No BEER!!1!!!! for you for the next
>> 8 hours.
>>
>
> No BEER!!11!! That's cruel and inhuman punishment. Isn't there
> something in the Constitution about that?
>

I'm still attempting to parse the subject line. Google came up with
nothing, so my best guess is that toostingles are a new snackfood you're
developing to compliment beer. A cross between tostitos and pringles
perhaps?

On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:13:35 -0500, The Old Sourdough <> wrote:

>Mara <> wrote in
>news: :
>
>> On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:16:20 -0500, The Old Sourdough
>> <> wrote:
>>
>>>The Old Sourdough <> wrote in
>>>news:Xns998A3FA1A4383beerisgood@216.196.97.13 1:
>>>snip
>>>
>>>Wrong group, dammit...
>>
>> Boy, are YOU in trouble, Mister. No BEER!!1!!!! for you for the next 8
>> hours.
>>
>
>No BEER!!11!! That's cruel and inhuman punishment. Isn't there something in
>the Constitution about that?

Ok, 7 hours.

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Are you the police? . . . . No ma'am, we're sysadmins.

"Mara" <> wrote in message
news:...
> On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:13:35 -0500, The Old Sourdough <>
> wrote:
>
>>Mara <> wrote in
>>news: m:
>>
>>> On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:16:20 -0500, The Old Sourdough
>>> <> wrote:
>>>
>>>>The Old Sourdough <> wrote in
>>>>news:Xns998A3FA1A4383beerisgood@216.196.97.131 :
>>>>snip
>>>>
>>>>Wrong group, dammit...
>>>
>>> Boy, are YOU in trouble, Mister. No BEER!!1!!!! for you for the next 8
>>> hours.
>>>
>>
>>No BEER!!11!! That's cruel and inhuman punishment. Isn't there something
>>in
>>the Constitution about that?
>
> Ok, 7 hours.

THE BUFFALO THEORY -

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the
Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've evr heard the concept
explained any better than this ........

"Well you see Norm, it's like this. A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast
as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing
of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive alcohol kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers".

dfrog







>
> --
> Are you the police? . . . . No ma'am, we're sysadmins.

The Old Sourdough wrote:
> Rôgêr <> wrote in
> news om:
>
>> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>>> test
>> You douche bag, this isn't a test group. If you want to test, why don't
>> you ... errr ... ****, I forgot what I was going to say. Never mind.
>> Carry on.
>>
>
> C'mon, man, don't hold back. Let it out!

I want to apologize to all that I've offended, and to those I've not
offended yet, please be patient.

Rôgêr wrote:
> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>> Rôgêr <> wrote in
>> news om:
>>
>>> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>>>> test
>>> You douche bag, this isn't a test group. If you want to test, why
>>> don't you ... errr ... ****, I forgot what I was going to say. Never
>>> mind. Carry on.
>>>
>>
>> C'mon, man, don't hold back. Let it out!
>
> I want to apologize to all that I've offended, and to those I've not
> offended yet, please be patient.

Loved it! (

"Rôgêr" <> wrote in message
news: om...
> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>> Rôgêr <> wrote in
>> news om:
>>
>>> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>>>> test
>>> You douche bag, this isn't a test group. If you want to test, why don't
>>> you ... errr ... ****, I forgot what I was going to say. Never mind.
>>> Carry on.
>>>
>>
>> C'mon, man, don't hold back. Let it out!
>
> I want to apologize to all that I've offended, and to those I've not
> offended yet, please be patient.

appologies offend me

olfart wrote:
> "Rôgêr" <> wrote in message
> news: om...
>> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>>> Rôgêr <> wrote in
>>> news om:
>>>
>>>> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>>>>> test
>>>> You douche bag, this isn't a test group. If you want to test, why
>>>> don't you ... errr ... ****, I forgot what I was going to say.
>>>> Never mind. Carry on.
>>>>
>>>
>>> C'mon, man, don't hold back. Let it out!
>>
>> I want to apologize to all that I've offended, and to those I've not
>> offended yet, please be patient.
>
> appologies offend me

Bar Steward! I laughed at that! (

dfrog wrote:
> "Mara" <> wrote in message
> news:...
>> On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:13:35 -0500, The Old Sourdough <>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Mara <> wrote in
>>> news::
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:16:20 -0500, The Old Sourdough
>>>> <> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The Old Sourdough <> wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns998A3FA1A4383beerisgood@216.196.97.131:
>>>>> snip
>>>>>
>>>>> Wrong group, dammit...
>>>> Boy, are YOU in trouble, Mister. No BEER!!1!!!! for you for the next 8
>>>> hours.
>>>>
>>> No BEER!!11!! That's cruel and inhuman punishment. Isn't there something
>>> in
>>> the Constitution about that?
>> Ok, 7 hours.
>
> THE BUFFALO THEORY -
>
> In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the
> Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've evr heard the concept
> explained any better than this ........
>
> "Well you see Norm, it's like this. A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast
> as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
> weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
> This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
> speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing
> of the weakest members.
>
> In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
> slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive alcohol kills brain cells.
> But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
> way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
> the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
> And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers".

Not to mention, better looking.

On 2007-08-11, in 24hoursupport.helpdesk, olfart waxed eloquently:
>
> "Rôgêr" <> wrote in message
> news: om...
>> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>>> Rôgêr <> wrote in
>>> news om:
>>>
>>>> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>>>>> test
>>>> You douche bag, this isn't a test group. If you want to test, why don't
>>>> you ... errr ... ****, I forgot what I was going to say. Never mind.
>>>> Carry on.
>>>>
>>>
>>> C'mon, man, don't hold back. Let it out!
>>
>> I want to apologize to all that I've offended, and to those I've not
>> offended yet, please be patient.
>
> appologies offend me
>
>

People who are offended by apologies offend me.

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