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I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I
WATCHED MTV FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS THEN I GOT A BOWLING BALL AND THREW IT
THROUGH THE SCREEN AND TOOK THE BOWLING BALL AND BROKE THE CIRCUIT
BOARD AND BROKE THE CABINET. I CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY AND TOLD THEM
THAT I AM CANCELING SERVICE AND THEY ASKED ME WHY I AM CANCELLING AND
I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD BETTER NOT RECEIVE ANOTHER BILL FROM THEM. I
FILLED UP THE SPACE WHERE MY TV ONCE UP WITH OREOS AND TWINKIES.

THEN ONE DAY I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GALLON OF VANILLA ICE
CREAM AND I GOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I OPENED IT AND IT WAS A BUNCH
OF
TEENAGERS. I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MORMONS BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY
WERE FROM DISH NETWORK AND THEY WANTED TO OFFER ME SATELLITE TV.


I TOLD THEM TO HOLD ON A MINUTE WHILE I GET MY CHECKBOOK. I SHUT THE
DOOR AND TOOK A **** IN MY LEFT HAND AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND
PROPELLED A LOG OF DOOK IN ONE OF THE SALESMAN'S FACES AND I TOLD
THEM
THAT IF THEY CAME BACK I WAS GOING TO KICK THEIR ASSES.

"Sitre Magana" <> wrote in message
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>I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH

You don't have to SHOUT about it.

ALL CAPS is considered to be shouting - very rude. It is also MUCH harder to
read. Which is why I haven't a clue what you said. I'm not going to waste my
time giving myself a headache trying to muddle through the mess you posted.

"WhzzKdd" <frack_this@email_is.invalid> wrote in message
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> "Sitre Magana" <> wrote in message
> news: ups.com...
> >I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH
>
> You don't have to SHOUT about it.
>
> ALL CAPS is considered to be shouting - very rude. It is also MUCH harder
to
> read. Which is why I haven't a clue what you said. I'm not going to waste
my
> time giving myself a headache trying to muddle through the mess you
posted.
>
>
>
>


Getting rid of the teevee is worth shouting about.

I got rid of my teevee maybe 15 years ago and never missed it...
though I had a hard time cancelling the cable TV...
they *absolutely* did not believe me when I told them I got rid of it.

The only way I could get them to "shutup already" was to lie to them and
tell them I got divorced
and the "ex" took iit when she left.

The only time my GF and I will watch TV is if we go on a vacation and stay
at a hotel or motel...
we get sick of it real fast.


Without a TV it's amazing how much I can do and learn...




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"philo" <> wrote in message
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> "WhzzKdd" <frack_this@email_is.invalid> wrote in message
> news:...
>> "Sitre Magana" <> wrote in message
>> news: ups.com...
>> >I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH
>>
>> You don't have to SHOUT about it.
>>
>> ALL CAPS is considered to be shouting - very rude. It is also MUCH harder
> to
>> read. Which is why I haven't a clue what you said. I'm not going to waste
> my
>> time giving myself a headache trying to muddle through the mess you
> posted.
>>
>>
>>
> Getting rid of the teevee is worth shouting about.
>
> I got rid of my teevee maybe 15 years ago and never missed it...
> though I had a hard time cancelling the cable TV...
> they *absolutely* did not believe me when I told them I got rid of it.
>
> The only way I could get them to "shutup already" was to lie to them and
> tell them I got divorced
> and the "ex" took iit when she left.
>
> The only time my GF and I will watch TV is if we go on a vacation and stay
> at a hotel or motel...
> we get sick of it real fast.
>
> Without a TV it's amazing how much I can do and learn...
>
My TV is usually on if I'm home - since I'm single, it keeps me company <g>!
But I usually have it tuned to the History or Discovery channels. I did
recently switch to Dish Network from cable, and lost my National Geographic
channel, but I'm saving over $40 a month (between cable/Internet and
Dish/DSL).

WhzzKdd wrote:
> "Sitre Magana" <> wrote in message
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>>I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH
>
> You don't have to SHOUT about it.

Google Grouper. Type very slowly for it.


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"Blinky the Shark" <> wrote in message
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> WhzzKdd wrote:
>> "Sitre Magana" <> wrote in message
>> news: ups.com...
>>>I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH
>>
>> You don't have to SHOUT about it.
>
> Google Grouper. Type very slowly for it.
>
<g>! I doubt they will ever find their way back to read my response. So much
for the teacher in me...

> >>
> >>
> > Getting rid of the teevee is worth shouting about.
> >
> > I got rid of my teevee maybe 15 years ago and never missed it...
> > though I had a hard time cancelling the cable TV...
> > they *absolutely* did not believe me when I told them I got rid of it.
> >
> > The only way I could get them to "shutup already" was to lie to them and
> > tell them I got divorced
> > and the "ex" took iit when she left.
> >
> > The only time my GF and I will watch TV is if we go on a vacation and
stay
> > at a hotel or motel...
> > we get sick of it real fast.
> >
> > Without a TV it's amazing how much I can do and learn...
> >
> My TV is usually on if I'm home - since I'm single, it keeps me company
<g>!
> But I usually have it tuned to the History or Discovery channels. I did
> recently switch to Dish Network from cable, and lost my National
Geographic
> channel, but I'm saving over $40 a month (between cable/Internet and
> Dish/DSL).
>
>


Even though most of teevee is junk...there still is a lot of good stuff
too...
such as the History channel etc...

but i HAD to get rid of it because I was addicted!!!!


besides...the cable company kept adding a few $$$ on every few months!



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"philo" <> wrote in message
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>
> besides...the cable company kept adding a few $$$ on every few months!
>
Yeah - that's why I switched. I called three times in the last year to tell
them I had to find a way to cut the expenses, and they wouldn't work with
me. Then they were upset when I left, offering me a really great deal for
the next 12 months. Yeah, right. Why couldn't they do that BEFORE I left???
(Dumbshits...)

"WhzzKdd" <frack_this@email_is.invalid> wrote in
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> "Sitre Magana" <> wrote in message
> news: ups.com...
>>I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO
>>WATCH
>
> You don't have to SHOUT about it.
>
> ALL CAPS is considered to be shouting - very rude. It is
> also MUCH harder to read. Which is why I haven't a clue
> what you said. I'm not going to waste my time giving myself
> a headache trying to muddle through the mess you posted.

BIG MISTAKE. It's VERY entertaining.


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"thanatoid" <> wrote in message
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> "WhzzKdd" <frack_this@email_is.invalid> wrote in
> news::
>
>> "Sitre Magana" <> wrote in message
>> news: ups.com...
>>>I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO
>>>WATCH
>>
>> You don't have to SHOUT about it.
>>
>> ALL CAPS is considered to be shouting - very rude. It is
>> also MUCH harder to read. Which is why I haven't a clue
>> what you said. I'm not going to waste my time giving myself
>> a headache trying to muddle through the mess you posted.
>
> BIG MISTAKE. It's VERY entertaining.
>
<g> Yeah, I went back and read it. After I'd had time to unwind from 10
hours at the office