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11-07-2005, 08:57 PM
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OT: All I want for Christmas
Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the gift packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch again and find dumps to score better. http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/ -- Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." MitchS |
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11-07-2005, 09:39 PM
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Re: All I want for Christmas
Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today.
Coincidence, I think not! -- Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!" "MitchS" <> wrote in message news:%... > > Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the gift > packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch again and > find dumps to score better. > http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/ > > -- > Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. > MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) > "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. > Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." > > Bill McPherson |
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11-07-2005, 09:41 PM
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Re: All I want for Christmas
MitchS <> rambled:
> > Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the > gift packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta > watch again and find dumps to score better. > http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/ I'm very upset with myself. I did take the entire quiz, which was highly awesome, and I only scored 75%. I missed some arcane questions such as Peter's mother's name, where Lumbergh got his degree, what Peter's BS degree was in, how many times Michael punched the fax machine. And I didn't read the questions thoroughly enough, as I "jumped to conclusions" about what error message the fax machine gave Samir. I said "PC Loadletter", which is obviously wrong. It's Paper Jam. It gives Michael the PC Loadletter error. Oh well. It was a half hour spent laughing that I could have been writing stored procedures. Good find, Mitch. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com claims to have seen the Loch Ness monster on several occasions. Briscobar |
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11-07-2005, 09:44 PM
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Re: All I want for Christmas
can you post a pic of said hawt intern?
"Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message news:eZi44O%... > Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today. > Coincidence, I think not! > > -- > Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!" > > > "MitchS" <> wrote in message > news:%... >> >> Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the gift >> packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch again > and >> find dumps to score better. >> http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/ >> >> -- >> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. >> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) >> "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. >> Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." >> >> > > Consultant |
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11-07-2005, 10:00 PM
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Re: All I want for Christmas
sorry, but no.
"Consultant" <> wrote in message news:eBreBS%... > can you post a pic of said hawt intern? > > > "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message > news:eZi44O%... > > Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today. > > Coincidence, I think not! > > > > -- > > Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!" > > > > > > "MitchS" <> wrote in message > > news:%... > >> > >> Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the gift > >> packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch again > > and > >> find dumps to score better. > >> http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/ > >> > >> -- > >> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. > >> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) > >> "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. > >> Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." > >> > >> > > > > > > Bill McPherson |
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11-07-2005, 10:04 PM
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Re: All I want for Christmas
thats a shame
"Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message news:Om7d3a%... > sorry, but no. > > "Consultant" <> wrote in message > news:eBreBS%... >> can you post a pic of said hawt intern? >> >> >> "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message >> news:eZi44O%... >> > Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today. >> > Coincidence, I think not! >> > >> > -- >> > Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!" >> > >> > >> > "MitchS" <> wrote in message >> > news:%... >> >> >> >> Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the > gift >> >> packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch >> >> again >> > and >> >> find dumps to score better. >> >> http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/ >> >> >> >> -- >> >> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. >> >> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) >> >> "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. >> >> Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> > > Consultant |
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11-07-2005, 10:09 PM
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Re: All I want for Christmas
tis
-- Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!" "Consultant" <> wrote in message news:OwSCMd%... > thats a shame > > "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message > news:Om7d3a%... > > sorry, but no. > > > > "Consultant" <> wrote in message > > news:eBreBS%... > >> can you post a pic of said hawt intern? > >> > >> > >> "Bill McPherson" <> wrote in message > >> news:eZi44O%... > >> > Our hawt intern just complimented me on my red Swingline today. > >> > Coincidence, I think not! > >> > > >> > -- > >> > Famous last words: "Hey, check this out!" > >> > > >> > > >> > "MitchS" <> wrote in message > >> > news:%... > >> >> > >> >> Special promotional pricing on red Swingline's. Also check out the > > gift > >> >> packs and if you have hours to kill, take the quiz. I gotta watch > >> >> again > >> > and > >> >> find dumps to score better. > >> >> http://www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/ > >> >> > >> >> -- > >> >> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. > >> >> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) > >> >> "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. > >> >> Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." > >> >> > >> >> > >> > > >> > > >> > >> > > > > > > Bill McPherson |
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11-08-2005, 01:14 PM
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Re: All I want for Christmas
"Briscobar" <> wrote in message
news:OOVIvP%... > Oh well. It was a half hour spent laughing that I could have been writing > stored procedures. Good find, Mitch. I especially liked how it asked questions about license plate letters. I think they should give you a cert if you score over 700. With a lapel pin and a red Swingline. -- Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." - F. Leghorn MitchS |
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11-08-2005, 02:26 PM
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Re: All I want for Christmas
did you hear "MitchS" <> say in
news:#: > I especially liked how it asked questions about license plate letters. > I think they should give you a cert if you score over 700. With a > lapel pin and a red Swingline. sounds like a cert just one step below the MCNGP. Now if you will excuse me, I have to finish my studying for the JT5-562 Non-Microsoft Office Space exam.... -- Neil MCNGP#30 - You'll get what's coming to you... unless it's mailed. Neil |
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11-08-2005, 03:55 PM
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Re: All I want for Christmas
> sounds like a cert just one step below the MCNGP.
Maybe it should be a prerequisite. kpg |
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