OT Friday Humor

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and
say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows
her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which she replies "I think you?re
the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
and says, "My god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid
on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped
my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
She said, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."


C

Consultant

Consultant <> said something like

Funny, but there is a technical flaw in your story.

If it was his bachelor party then he wasn't married yet
therfore he wasn't being unfaithful.

HTH

kp "honest honey, I have never..." g

kpg

well, according to wives, he was unfaithful


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns96FD610A61686ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1.. .
> Consultant <> said something like
>
> Funny, but there is a technical flaw in your story.
>
> If it was his bachelor party then he wasn't married yet
> therfore he wasn't being unfaithful.
>
> HTH
>
> kp "honest honey, I have never..." g
>

Consultant