MCSE - OT: departing for interview

08-25-2005, 11:16 AM

Thanks m0rk.

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> "/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Two Fisted MCN" wrote:
>> wish me luck. thanks.
>
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> m0rk the j0bby
> p.s. You inspired me to update my old CV too.
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/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */

08-25-2005, 11:17 AM

"CBIC" <> wrote in message
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> /* Microcephalic S. Bob [Two Fisted MCNGP #46] */ wrote:
>> wish me luck. thanks.
>
> You don't need luck. Just tell them you're MCNGP and they'll be begging
> you to work there. Membership has its privileges.

I drew the sacred symbol into the air and they understood.

It went well, I expect to hear Friday that there will be a second interview.

MCSB

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */

08-25-2005, 11:26 AM

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote
> Just remember...short, to the point answers...
> and sit up straight...
> and smile...

As I said elsewhere, it went well...

I converted it from a Q & A session to a demonstration of my previous
successes at doing what they were looking for. I think that worked. Always
better to take charge and tell them what you do and why you're qualified.
They don't want to work to hire me. Make it a show.

I also showed them the company newsletter from my last job, which calls my
efforts on a particular website 'herculean'. She wanted a photocopy of that
one and my last employee evaluation. Both of which are located here:
http://www.roblindman.com/awards.php

She was also giddy that I actually look like the picture on my website,
which someone suggested looks like Dr. Strangelove.

> and for heaven's sake don't tell them any of
> your MS conspiracy theories....

I knew by the goat leggings she was wearing and the cut of her jib that she
was already wearing goat leggings and had a cut jib. This was evidence
enough that Ben Smith had already gotten to her, and implanted the obedience
device at the base of her snargles.

> GOOD LUCK IN PRIS^h^h^h^h THE
> INTERVIEW^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^hFREE BEER AT MY PLACE WHEN YOU
> GET THE JOB. LIBERTIES WITH THE MISSES MAY BE TAKEN.

IFYPFY

MCSB

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */

08-25-2005, 01:39 PM

"/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */" <@> wrote in message
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>
> She was also giddy that I actually look like the picture on my website,
> which someone suggested looks like Dr. Strangelove.

Oh, wow... I can't believe that you look almost exactly like I imagined.
Yes, you do bear a strange resemblance to Peter Sellers.

Does your dog bite?

Frisbee®

08-25-2005, 01:43 PM

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */ wrote:
> "CBIC" <> wrote in message
> news:FdKdnfe4uLOPNJHeRVn-...
>> /* Microcephalic S. Bob [Two Fisted MCNGP #46] */ wrote:
>>> wish me luck. thanks.
>>
>> You don't need luck. Just tell them you're MCNGP and they'll be
>> begging you to work there. Membership has its privileges.
>
> I drew the sacred symbol into the air and they understood.
>
Did you use the handshake, man? No one can resist the secret handshake.

> It went well, I expect to hear Friday that there will be a second
> interview.
Awesome. I bet you nailed it.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Some people are like a Slinky.
Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs.

CBIC

08-25-2005, 01:45 PM

> I knew by the goat leggings she was wearing and the cut of her jib
> that she was already wearing goat leggings and had a cut jib. This
> was evidence enough that Ben Smith had already gotten to her, and
> implanted the obedience device at the base of her snargles.

Did you get a chance to discuss men who looked like Kenny Roger's man boobs
that look like Dave Mustaine and think that Motley Crue sucks?
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Some people are like a Slinky.
Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs.

CBIC

08-25-2005, 02:02 PM

Frisbee® <> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\170479.htm (8/25/2005
> 8:00:26 AM) # "/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */" <@>
> wrote in message news:Om%...
>>
>> She was also giddy that I actually look like the picture on my
>> website, which someone suggested looks like Dr. Strangelove.
>
> Oh, wow... I can't believe that you look almost exactly like I
> imagined. Yes, you do bear a strange resemblance to Peter Sellers.
>
> Does your dog bite?

No.

<growl, snap!>

I thought you said you're dog didn't bite.

It's not my dog.

kp "I have a bimp on my head" g

kpg

08-25-2005, 02:04 PM

> I converted it from a Q & A session to a demonstration of my previous
> successes at doing what they were looking for. I think that worked.
> Always better to take charge and tell them what you do and why you're
> qualified. They don't want to work to hire me. Make it a show.

Exactly correct.

> She was also giddy that I actually look like the picture on my
> website, which someone suggested looks like Dr. Strangelove.

That was me, and I stand by it. Sans wheelchair.

> I knew by the goat leggings she was wearing and the cut of her jib
> that she was already wearing goat leggings and had a cut jib. This was
> evidence enough that Ben Smith had already gotten to her, and
> implanted the obedience device at the base of her snargles.

I knew it!

Sounds like they liked you. Stay close to the phone.

kpg

kpg

08-25-2005, 02:46 PM

Rev,

Criminals or slaves. I'll give slavery one last chance.

MCSB

"The Rev [MCT]" <> wrote in message
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> Good luck man
>
> --
> rev
>
> MCT/MCNGP #44
> .
> "/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Two Fisted MCNGP #46] */" <@> wrote in message
> news:...
>> wish me luck. thanks.
>>
>

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */

08-25-2005, 02:53 PM

"CBIC" <> wrote in message
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> Did you get a chance to discuss men who looked like Kenny Roger's man
> boobs that look like Dave Mustaine and think that Motley Crue sucks?

This, plus the Doctor Strangelove thing, I'm going to have to use an
animated GIF for my member photo, aren't I?

MCSB MCNGP #46 | http://www.mcngp.com/ - yep.

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */

08-25-2005, 11:17 AM	#12
/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */ Posts: n/a	Re: departing for interview "CBIC" <> wrote in message news:FdKdnfe4uLOPNJHeRVn-... > /* Microcephalic S. Bob [Two Fisted MCNGP #46] / wrote: >> wish me luck. thanks. > > You don't need luck. Just tell them you're MCNGP and they'll be begging > you to work there. Membership has its privileges. I drew the sacred symbol into the air and they understood. It went well, I expect to hear Friday that there will be a second interview. MCSB / Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */

08-25-2005, 11:26 AM	#13
/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */ Posts: n/a	Re: OT: departing for interview "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote > Just remember...short, to the point answers... > and sit up straight... > and smile... As I said elsewhere, it went well... I converted it from a Q & A session to a demonstration of my previous successes at doing what they were looking for. I think that worked. Always better to take charge and tell them what you do and why you're qualified. They don't want to work to hire me. Make it a show. I also showed them the company newsletter from my last job, which calls my efforts on a particular website 'herculean'. She wanted a photocopy of that one and my last employee evaluation. Both of which are located here: http://www.roblindman.com/awards.php She was also giddy that I actually look like the picture on my website, which someone suggested looks like Dr. Strangelove. > and for heaven's sake don't tell them any of > your MS conspiracy theories.... I knew by the goat leggings she was wearing and the cut of her jib that she was already wearing goat leggings and had a cut jib. This was evidence enough that Ben Smith had already gotten to her, and implanted the obedience device at the base of her snargles. > GOOD LUCK IN PRIS^h^h^h^h THE > INTERVIEW^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^hFREE BEER AT MY PLACE WHEN YOU > GET THE JOB. LIBERTIES WITH THE MISSES MAY BE TAKEN. IFYPFY MCSB /* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */

08-25-2005, 01:39 PM	#14
Frisbee® Posts: n/a	Re: OT: departing for interview "/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */" <@> wrote in message news:Om%... > > She was also giddy that I actually look like the picture on my website, > which someone suggested looks like Dr. Strangelove. Oh, wow... I can't believe that you look almost exactly like I imagined. Yes, you do bear a strange resemblance to Peter Sellers. Does your dog bite? Frisbee®

08-25-2005, 01:43 PM	#15
CBIC Posts: n/a	Re: departing for interview /* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] / wrote: > "CBIC" <> wrote in message > news:FdKdnfe4uLOPNJHeRVn-... >> / Microcephalic S. Bob [Two Fisted MCNGP #46] */ wrote: >>> wish me luck. thanks. >> >> You don't need luck. Just tell them you're MCNGP and they'll be >> begging you to work there. Membership has its privileges. > > I drew the sacred symbol into the air and they understood. > Did you use the handshake, man? No one can resist the secret handshake. > It went well, I expect to hear Friday that there will be a second > interview. Awesome. I bet you nailed it. -- aka Doom MCNGP #38 Some people are like a Slinky. Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs. CBIC

08-25-2005, 01:45 PM	#16
CBIC Posts: n/a	Re: OT: departing for interview > I knew by the goat leggings she was wearing and the cut of her jib > that she was already wearing goat leggings and had a cut jib. This > was evidence enough that Ben Smith had already gotten to her, and > implanted the obedience device at the base of her snargles. Did you get a chance to discuss men who looked like Kenny Roger's man boobs that look like Dave Mustaine and think that Motley Crue sucks? -- aka Doom MCNGP #38 Some people are like a Slinky. Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs. CBIC

08-25-2005, 11:16 AM	#11
	Re: OT: departing for interview Thanks m0rk. "m0rk" <> wrote in message news:CA3C1324-A065-48EE-A4B5-... > "/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Two Fisted MCN" wrote: >> wish me luck. thanks. > > Wishing you all the luck in the world mate! Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck > Luck Luck Luck Luck Luck. > > and one for good measure... LUCK > > m0rk the j0bby > p.s. You inspired me to update my old CV too. > /* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */

08-25-2005, 02:02 PM	#17
kpg Posts: n/a	Re: OT: departing for interview Frisbee® <> said something like > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\170479.htm (8/25/2005 > 8:00:26 AM) # "/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */" <@> > wrote in message news:Om%... >> >> She was also giddy that I actually look like the picture on my >> website, which someone suggested looks like Dr. Strangelove. > > Oh, wow... I can't believe that you look almost exactly like I > imagined. Yes, you do bear a strange resemblance to Peter Sellers. > > Does your dog bite? No. <growl, snap!> I thought you said you're dog didn't bite. It's not my dog. kp "I have a bimp on my head" g kpg

08-25-2005, 02:04 PM	#18
kpg Posts: n/a	Re: OT: departing for interview > I converted it from a Q & A session to a demonstration of my previous > successes at doing what they were looking for. I think that worked. > Always better to take charge and tell them what you do and why you're > qualified. They don't want to work to hire me. Make it a show. Exactly correct. > She was also giddy that I actually look like the picture on my > website, which someone suggested looks like Dr. Strangelove. That was me, and I stand by it. Sans wheelchair. > I knew by the goat leggings she was wearing and the cut of her jib > that she was already wearing goat leggings and had a cut jib. This was > evidence enough that Ben Smith had already gotten to her, and > implanted the obedience device at the base of her snargles. I knew it! Sounds like they liked you. Stay close to the phone. kpg kpg

08-25-2005, 02:46 PM	#19
/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */ Posts: n/a	Re: departing for interview Rev, Criminals or slaves. I'll give slavery one last chance. MCSB "The Rev [MCT]" <> wrote in message news:e$... > Good luck man > > -- > rev > > MCT/MCNGP #44 > . > "/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Two Fisted MCNGP #46] /" <@> wrote in message > news:... >> wish me luck. thanks. >> > / Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */

08-25-2005, 02:53 PM	#20
/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */ Posts: n/a	Re: OT: departing for interview "CBIC" <> wrote in message news:gMGdncC_GbDqIJDeRVn-... > Did you get a chance to discuss men who looked like Kenny Roger's man > boobs that look like Dave Mustaine and think that Motley Crue sucks? This, plus the Doctor Strangelove thing, I'm going to have to use an animated GIF for my member photo, aren't I? MCSB MCNGP #46 \| http://www.mcngp.com/ - yep. /* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */

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