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> Not old enough.

Thank goodness.




Now I don't have to despise you.

Jtyc

MitchS <> rambled:
>
> longurl


That's what my friends call me - Long Earl. You spelled it wrong, but that's
OK.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
Is www.mcngp.com experienced? Well I am...

Briscobar

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */ <@> said
something like

> # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\170335.htm (8/22/2005 4:39:30 PM)
> # I realize I just got 'in', and it's probably too early to ask for
> anything, but necessity is the mother of invention...
>
> I just got an email and talked to a company that's fairly close by
> that is looking for a web developer that matches my qualifications.
>
> My problem is, I have no transportation to get to the interview, which
> is actually farther away than the job.
>
> I don't know many people around here, and the people I'm staying with
> aren't willing or are unable (can't tell) to help.
>
> Are there any MCNGP members in the Southern California area who might
> be able to help me with a ride or figure out some form of
> transportation?
>
> It's 100 miles roundtrip. I'm in Riverside, CA. Free website? Free
> agent character? Anything except ellicit acts on farm animals (this
> includes humans).


Well, If Neil hadn't drowned the Ferrari...

kpg

Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
all through their high school days.
Both members of the 4h club
both active in the FFA.
After graduatin Mary Anne went out
lookin' for a bright new world.
Wanda looked all around this town
and all she found was Earl.

Well,it wasn't two weeks
after she got married that
Wanda started gettin' abused.
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
and makeup to cover a bruise.
Well,she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
she let the law take it from there,
but Earl walked right through that restraining order
and put her in intensive care.Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
on a red eye midnight flight.
She held Wanda's hand as they
worked out a planand it didn't take 'em long to decide
that Earl had to die.

Goodbye Earl
Those black-eyed peas
they tasted all right to me Earl.
You're feelin' weak?
Why don't you lay down and sleep Earl.
Ain't it dark
wrapped up in that tarp Earl

The cops came by to bring Earl in
They searched the house
high and low.
Then they tipped their hats
and said "thank you ladies
if you hear from him let us know"

Well,the weeks went by and
spring turned to summer
and summer faded into fall.
And it turns out he was a missing person
who nobody missed at all.

So the girls bought some land
and a roadside stand out on Highway 109
They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam
and they don't lose any sleep at night

'Cause Earl had to die

Goodbye Earl
We need a break...
Lets go out to the lake Earl
We'll pack a lunch, and stuff you in the trunk, Earl
Is that alright? Good! Lets go for a ride, Earl. Hey!

Well, hey hey hey!
Aww hey hey hey!
Well, hey hey hey


--
Mitch S.
MCSA, A+, Net+, CCNA


"Briscobar" <> wrote in message
news:...
> MitchS <> rambled:
>>
>> longurl
>
>
> That's what my friends call me - Long Earl. You spelled it wrong, but
> that's
> OK.
>
> --
> KB
>
> MCNGP #26
> Is www.mcngp.com experienced? Well I am...
>
>

MitchS

Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men
Set in our backwoods ways
Both members of the huntin' club
Both active in the NRA
(National Redneck Association)
We scouted a location where we had no doubt
We'd kill the biggest buck in the world
(About a 34-pointer)
Harold waited in his tree stand
But all he seen was a squirrel
Dang near two weeks since the season started
And neither one of us was amused
(HA HA HA)
We had on real tree camo, high-powered ammo
But no big game to shoot
Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse
Harold had him in his crosshairs
(Shoot him!)
But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us
And landed in Harold's hair
(Dang, get it out! Dang!)
Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed
Like a wimp he laid there cryin
Till I climbed on down,
Picked him up off the ground
And it didn't take us long to decide,
That squirrel had to die
Goodbye squirrel
With black-eyed peas,
You're gonna taste good to me
Squirrel
It's you or me,
Come on out of that tree
Squirrel
Hey guess what,
You've eaten your last nut
Squirrel
Me and Harold went down to the surplus store
Bought a keg of dynamite
Two baseball bats and a case of M-80s
We were in for one heck of a fight
(We'll show you!)
When you're huntin' with dumb and dumber
Something's surely bound to go wrong
(Now be careful)
And when Harold lit that real short fuse
I knew it wouldn't be long
When the dynamite blew,
Harold's foot did too
And fingers began to fly
(Fly)
We were barely alive
When the game warden arrived
And much to our surprise,
That squirrel didn't die
(Gosh!)
Goodbye squirrel
Just one more shot,
You'll be in my crock pot
Squirrel
You'll make a lunch,
You overgrown chipmunk
Squirrel
I'll skin ya hide,
And make a hat when it's dry
Squirrel
(Deadgum Earl, Ronnie Milsap could shoot better than you
Gimme that, I said gimme that gun
Look out!
Look out, duck!
I think I killed somethin')

Jtyc

Bonus point to Jytc!

"Jtyc" <> wrote in message
news:...
>> We have a commuter train out here, I don't know what it's called or if it
>> will take me where I need to go. If I can find that out, it may just be a
>> matter of a few bucks to hop on the thing.
>
> Metrolink? That's the one I rode from LA to Santa Clarita.
>

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */

> Bonus point to Jytc!

Close enough, I'll take it.

Jtyc

Sorry, man. I've been in a hurry today.

Bonus point to JTYC!

Now all I need is $20 for the metrolink!

"Jtyc" <> wrote in message
news:%...
>> Bonus point to Jytc!
>
> Close enough, I'll take it.
>
>
>
>

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */

kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in news:Xns96BAA9F8BDEFAipostthereforeiam@
127.0.0.1:

> /* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */ <@> said

>
>
> Well, If Neil hadn't drowned the Ferrari...
>


DAMN! I was going to suggest we loan Micro Bob the "F" mobile but I hadn't
seen it is days. Now I know....
--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Rowdy Yates

"/* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */" <@> wrote
in news::

> Sorry, man. I've been in a hurry today.
>
> Bonus point to JTYC!
>
> Now all I need is $20 for the metrolink!
>
> "Jtyc" <> wrote in message
> news:%...
>>> Bonus point to Jytc!
>>
>> Close enough, I'll take it.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>

Micro Bob, perhaps you can try to HoBo it?


http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com...%20Page/dakin-
hobo.JPG

http://tinyurl.com/aefv4


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http://www.mcngp.com/
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Rowdy Yates