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I just passed my last exam for MCSE 2000. I have a couple of question that I
didn't find any answer in Microsof website.

When they will send me information about the MCSE certification.

What they give you?

If anybody have any additional information will be appreciate.


RAFael

Rafael Tejera

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Rafael Tejera spewed across the
ether:

> I just passed my last exam for MCSE 2000. I have a couple of question
> that I didn't find any answer in Microsof website.
>
> When they will send me information about the MCSE certification.
>
> What they give you?
>
> If anybody have any additional information will be appreciate.
>
>
> RAFael
>
>
>

You get a Ferrari, use of one of the boats every other weekend, use of
the condos at Aspen and Bermuda, a lapel pin, several incredibly high-
paying job offers, the keys to the private john, a certificate stamped
with Bill Gates alleged signature, free first class airfare for two
anywhere in the world twice a year, and a corner office on the seventy
fifth floor office suite.

*eh?*

Oh, sorry! I thought you said MCNGP. For MCSE scratch everything but the
pin and certificate.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com Dept of Fantasy

JaR

JaR <> said something like

> You get a Ferrari, use of one of the boats every other weekend, use of
> the condos at Aspen and Bermuda, a lapel pin, several incredibly high-
> paying job offers, the keys to the private john, a certificate stamped
> with Bill Gates alleged signature, free first class airfare for two
> anywhere in the world twice a year, and a corner office on the seventy
> fifth floor office suite.
>
> *eh?*
>
> Oh, sorry! I thought you said MCNGP. For MCSE scratch everything but
> the pin and certificate.


I'm STILL waiting for my turn with the Ferrari.

Just thought you should know.

kpg

kpg

JaR <> wrote in news:Xns96B79039C1438Misanthrope@
207.46.248.16:

>
> You get a Ferrari, use of one of the boats every other weekend, use of
> the condos at Aspen and Bermuda, a lapel pin, several incredibly high-
> paying job offers, the keys to the private john, a certificate stamped
> with Bill Gates alleged signature, free first class airfare for two
> anywhere in the world twice a year, and a corner office on the seventy
> fifth floor office suite.
>
> *eh?*
>
> Oh, sorry! I thought you said MCNGP. For MCSE scratch everything but the
> pin and certificate.
>


you forgot to tell him able the groupie chicks!

http://www.liswa.wa.gov.au/piaf/images/blackchicks.jpg


--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Rowdy Yates

kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in news:Xns96B7A9B4B55B3ipostthereforeiam@
127.0.0.1:

> JaR <> said something like
>
>> You get a Ferrari, use of one of the boats every other weekend, use of
>> the condos at Aspen and Bermuda, a lapel pin, several incredibly high-
>> paying job offers, the keys to the private john, a certificate stamped
>> with Bill Gates alleged signature, free first class airfare for two
>> anywhere in the world twice a year, and a corner office on the seventy
>> fifth floor office suite.
>>
>> *eh?*
>>
>> Oh, sorry! I thought you said MCNGP. For MCSE scratch everything but
>> the pin and certificate.
>
>
> I'm STILL waiting for my turn with the Ferrari.
>
> Just thought you should know.
>
> kpg

i am next after him.

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Rowdy Yates

"Rowdy Yates" <> wrote in message
news:Xns96B7ED23D3EC3rowdyyates2124@207.46.248.16. ..
> you forgot to tell him able the groupie chicks!
>
> http://www.liswa.wa.gov.au/piaf/images/blackchicks.jpg

Those chicks are hawt, but they are only two inches tall!

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */

Sorry, but I smashed it

"Rowdy Yates" <> wrote in message
news:Xns96B7ED4A6A52Browdyyates2124@207.46.248.16. ..
> kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in news:Xns96B7A9B4B55B3ipostthereforeiam@
> 127.0.0.1:
>
>> JaR <> said something like
>>
>>> You get a Ferrari, use of one of the boats every other weekend, use of
>>> the condos at Aspen and Bermuda, a lapel pin, several incredibly high-
>>> paying job offers, the keys to the private john, a certificate stamped
>>> with Bill Gates alleged signature, free first class airfare for two
>>> anywhere in the world twice a year, and a corner office on the seventy
>>> fifth floor office suite.
>>>
>>> *eh?*
>>>
>>> Oh, sorry! I thought you said MCNGP. For MCSE scratch everything but
>>> the pin and certificate.
>>
>>
>> I'm STILL waiting for my turn with the Ferrari.
>>
>> Just thought you should know.
>>
>> kpg
>
> i am next after him.
>
> --
> Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
> http://www.mcngp.com/
> http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

lowdes

"/* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */" <@>a
made the preposterous proposal in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse that:

> So there are 45+ corners on the 75th floor of the MCNGP building, or
is
> everyone in the same corner office?
>

Now you're just being rediculous. Obviously, there are 87 floors in the
MCNGP building. We have only so far filled the offices on the top 11.

The top floor, of course is the MCNGP Restaurant and the fabled Burn Out
Lounge.

Furrfu.

--
JaR
LakaBux Computer Services
Remove hat to reply
*This Space for Rent*

JaR

"JaR" <> wrote in message
news:Xns96B96DAAC277Ajrtrilbylakabuxcom@207.46.248 .16...
> "/* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */" <@>a
> made the preposterous proposal in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse that:
>
>> So there are 45+ corners on the 75th floor of the MCNGP building, or
> is
>> everyone in the same corner office?
>>
>
> Now you're just being rediculous. Obviously, there are 87 floors in the
> MCNGP building. We have only so far filled the offices on the top 11.

That sucks. I'd like an office on the floor with 45 corners. Note that I
said corners, not coroners. You can have the office on that floor.

>
> The top floor, of course is the MCNGP Restaurant and the fabled Burn Out
> Lounge.

What do they serve at the mcngp restaurant?

> Furrfu.

Oh, ok. If Furrfu tasty, or have I misunderstood. It does seem as though it
could be a form of Puppy Martial Arts.

Microcephalic S. Bob

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */

did you hear "Rafael Tejera" <> say in
news::

> I just passed my last exam for MCSE 2000.

congrats

> I have a couple of question
> that I didn't find any answer in Microsof website.
>
> When they will send me information about the MCSE certification.

nope

>
> What they give you?
>

a debit on your bank account

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- I hate these stupid things!

Neil