Semi-OT: I Say Bad Word

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Frisbee®

> August's sponsored tests include:
>
> * Accounts Payable Fundamentals
> * Automotive Industry Knowledge (U.S.)
> * Computer Fundamentals (Win XP)
> * Computer Technical Support
> * Data Entry
> * HTML
> * Human Resources Concepts (U.S.)
> * ICD-9 and CPT Coding
> * Linux Administration (General)
> * Math Fundamentals
> * Medical Terminology
> * MS Access 2000 Fundamentals
> * MS Commerce Server 2002
> * MS Server 2003 Administration
> * Network Security
> * Project Management (2000)
> * RDBMS Concepts
> * Typing Speed & Accuracy


I'll only do it if Sally Struthers begs me.

kpg

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns96B57E7E8FBA2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

>
> I'll only do it if Sally Struthers begs me.
>
>

It's now the same when it's not written on a match book

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue.

Neil

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\170001.htm (8/17/2005
> 1:28:25 PM) # did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
> news:Xns96B57E7E8FBA2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
>>
>> I'll only do it if Sally Struthers begs me.
>>
>>
>
> It's now the same when it's not written on a match book
>


It's not the same either.

kpg

>
> August's sponsored tests include:
>
> * Accounts Payable Fundamentals
> * Automotive Industry Knowledge (U.S.)
> * Computer Fundamentals (Win XP)
> * Computer Technical Support
> * Data Entry
> * HTML
> * Human Resources Concepts (U.S.)
> * ICD-9 and CPT Coding
> * Linux Administration (General)
> * Math Fundamentals
> * Medical Terminology
> * MS Access 2000 Fundamentals
> * MS Commerce Server 2002
> * MS Server 2003 Administration
> * Network Security
> * Project Management (2000)
> * RDBMS Concepts
> * Typing Speed & Accuracy
>

WHAT!!! No Home Inspection Certification!!!

How am I suppose to get my own show on HGTV?????

Ogre

"Ogre" <iaogreatgmaildot@com> wrote in message
news:...
>>
>> August's sponsored tests include:
>>
>> * Accounts Payable Fundamentals
>> * Automotive Industry Knowledge (U.S.)
>> * Computer Fundamentals (Win XP)
>> * Computer Technical Support
>> * Data Entry
>> * HTML
>> * Human Resources Concepts (U.S.)
>> * ICD-9 and CPT Coding
>> * Linux Administration (General)
>> * Math Fundamentals
>> * Medical Terminology
>> * MS Access 2000 Fundamentals
>> * MS Commerce Server 2002
>> * MS Server 2003 Administration
>> * Network Security
>> * Project Management (2000)
>> * RDBMS Concepts
>> * Typing Speed & Accuracy
>>
>
> WHAT!!! No Home Inspection Certification!!!
>
> How am I suppose to get my own show on HGTV?????

I'm sure they have that... it's probably just not free.

Frisbee®

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns96B589280F859ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> It's not the same either.

oy! I should try and get a refund on those ESL classes

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- A fool and his money... Hey! Where's my wallet?

Neil

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:Xns96B58B51CF05Cneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.1 6...
> did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
> news:Xns96B57E7E8FBA2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
>>
>> I'll only do it if Sally Struthers begs me.
>>
>>
>
> It's now the same when it's not written on a match book
>


How can you fit anything involving Sally Struthers on a matchbook?

--
Mike T.
MCNGP #XLI

Mike T.

did you hear "Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> say in news:u5j59t$oFHA.708
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> How can you fit anything involving Sally Struthers on a matchbook?

Industrial strngth matches

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- (((((This tagline in STEREO where available)))))

Neil

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96B67FBED9F58neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.1 6...
> Neil MCNGP#30
>
> - (((((This tagline in STEREO where available)))))

Dude, I so despise you right now. First, you ditched the use of "New Evil Is
Loading", which was the sole source of my happiness over these last few
weeks, and now, you come up with a tagline I desire to steal, but we would
have to go MONO .AU MONO over it.

Microcephalic "Surround Sound" Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - ((((turn down your lights))))

/* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */