OT: League Table

In the past I have noticed many replies from the MCNGP (whatever that
means!) members. Most of these replies are complete dribble, insulting or
just plain irrelevant in regards to Microsoft's premier IT certification.
So, I have drawn up a league table of the usefulness of the posters based on
their replies, which is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10
being the highest.



7 Ben Smith

6 The Rev [MCT]

5 Neil

2 Catwoman

2 Mike T

1 CBIC

1 Kendal Emery

1 Consultant

1 Rowdy Yates

1 JaR

1 T-Bone

0 Keyboard Cowboy

0 Frisbee®

0 Kline Sphere

-1 Briscobar

Simpson

"Simpson" <'> wrote

> In the past I have noticed many replies from the MCNGP (whatever that
> means!) members.
www.mcngp.com, look it up.

> Most of these replies are complete dribble, insulting or
> just plain irrelevant in regards to Microsoft's premier IT certification.

If you look closely, you'll notice that so are the posts to which said
replies were made.

> So, I have drawn up a league table of the usefulness of the posters based
on
> their replies, which is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10
> being the highest.

Hey, cool I'm number one! Probably the only time I'll ever be on equal
ranking with consultant. Oops, then again this post will change my ranking,
won't it?

--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL

T-Bone

Simpson <'> rambled:
>
> -1 Briscobar

I am honored, sir, to be the lowest ranking MCNGP member, with respect to
your completely arbitrary and wholly unimportant list.

If you'd be so kind, please create a new list, but include all MCNGP
members. I'd like to see where I rank amongst my peers in the mind of
someone with nothing better to do than make stuff up.

--
KB

MCNGP #-26

Briscobar

I'll reserve judgement until we get the marks from the East German judges.

MCNGP - "We're here to help!"

--
Mike T.
MCNGP #XLI

Mike T.

In article <>, '
says...
> Subject: OT: League Table
> From: Simpson <'>
> Newsgroups: microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
> In the past I have noticed many replies from the MCNGP (whatever that
> means!) members. Most of these replies are complete dribble, insulting or
> just plain irrelevant in regards to Microsoft's premier IT certification.
> So, I have drawn up a league table of the usefulness of the posters based on
> their replies, which is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10
> being the highest.
>
>
>
> 7 Ben Smith
>

If I wasn't first on this list....I shutter to think....

Ben Smith

The irony of this should be readily apparent, but of course, someone has to
state the obvious:

Simpson's post has nothing whatsoever to do with any Microsoft IT
certification.

Should I ever actually accomplish the feat of joining the ranks of the
MCNGP, I will aspire to best Briscobar by winding up further into negative
numbers... I'd like a negative 10 myself.

Simpson, would you care to bust open Excel and make a bar chart?



"Simpson" <'> wrote in message
news:...
> In the past I have noticed many replies from the MCNGP (whatever that
> means!) members. Most of these replies are complete dribble, insulting or
> just plain irrelevant in regards to Microsoft's premier IT certification.
> So, I have drawn up a league table of the usefulness of the posters based
> on their replies, which is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10,
> 10 being the highest.
>
>
>
> 7 Ben Smith
>
> 6 The Rev [MCT]
>
> 5 Neil
>
> 2 Catwoman
>
> 2 Mike T
>
> 1 CBIC
>
> 1 Kendal Emery
>
> 1 Consultant
>
> 1 Rowdy Yates
>
> 1 JaR
>
> 1 T-Bone
>
> 0 Keyboard Cowboy
>
> 0 Frisbee®
>
> 0 Kline Sphere
>
> -1 Briscobar
>
>

Kaptain Kerp // you don't ask dumb question /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */

"Simpson" <'> prattled ceaslessly in
news::

>
> 2 Catwoman


Catwoman?? Can no one get my name right?

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA, MCSE
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

catwalker63

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96AAAC87EB4B3catwalker63athotmail@216.196. 97.136...

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>> 2 Catwoman
>
>
> Catwoman?? Can no one get my name right?
>

You're not kidding. Batman references aside, Catwoman is a bit too close to
"Cat Lady" for my comfort. The woman living next door to my in-laws is a
perfect candidate for "Cat Lady" status. My in-laws heard her through the
bathroom wall having a conversation with her 4 cats. She also doesn't own a
TV.

--
Mike T.
MCNGP #XLI

Mike T.

did you hear "Simpson" <'> say in
news::

> 5 Neil

since I love being in the top of the lists I will repeat the correct
letters until you improve my numbers:

DNS
AD
GPO
L2TP
IPSEC
DHCP
DNS
AD
GPO
L2TP
IPSEC
DHCP
DNS
AD
GPO
L2TP
IPSEC
DHCP
DNS
AD
GPO
L2TP
IPSEC
DHCP

ok, up my mark. I must be a 5.5 by now....

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Women are like watches: The finer the movement, the better the time.

Neil

Neil,

While the Simpsons may not approve of your technical content, I most certainly do. I have an as yet unnamed communications protocol which I will name NEIL, acronym to be disclosed at a later date, therefore all posts including the name NEIL will actually refer to a legitimate protocol and you will automatically have to be bumped up to a 5.1!

Microcephalic S. Bob


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns96ABDFB7B42AEneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.1 6...
> did you hear "Simpson" <'> say in
> news::
>
>> 5 Neil
>
> since I love being in the top of the lists I will repeat the correct
> letters until you improve my numbers:
>
> DNS
> AD
> GPO
> L2TP
> IPSEC
> DHCP
> DNS
> AD
> GPO
> L2TP
> IPSEC
> DHCP
> DNS
> AD
> GPO
> L2TP
> IPSEC
> DHCP
> DNS
> AD
> GPO
> L2TP
> IPSEC
> DHCP
>
> ok, up my mark. I must be a 5.5 by now....
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP#30
>
> - Women are like watches: The finer the movement, the better the time.

Microcephalic S. Bob /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */