Need help finding wimmin

Some of you know of my dilemma in my quest for attracting a partner of the
opposite sex. In fact, I've been corresponding in private with some of you
and receiving sound advice for my online dating profile. In a nutshell, I
am in my late 30's and have been meeting the following types of women:

1) The clock ticking lone-wolf 'career' chick: Usually in her mid to late
30's, sometimes 40+. This person is usually established in their 'career'
and hears her biological clock ticking so she begins a frantic search for
Mr. Right. Many of them are desperate to get their hands on children.
Problem is, I do not desire children....when they indicate they have
aspirations to start a family, I not only RUN, but RUN FAR and RUN FAR FAST!
I'll let some other chivalrous male father her children and write the child
support checks out for the next 20 years when she files for divorce.

2) The lone wolf 'career' chick who's clock has exploded and can not
reproduce. By the time this occurs, they are old and washed up. The ones
who had beauty power in their younger years, STILL think they are desirable
and are too self-absorbed to realize mother nature has punished them for
ageing. I get a laugh when they say "I look young for my age". I've
attempted to pursue a few of these and have been rejected by most...well
actually all. Talk about a blow to your ego. This type usually has bought
into the feminist way of thinking and chased a 'career' and by the time they
came up for air, their reproductive years were behind them. They also tend
to be independent and have the financial wherewithal to live a reasonably
good life without a man. By the time their clock explodes, they are too set
in their ways to make a marriage work and usually have no interest in
marriage.

3). women with children... For me, assuming responsibility for another mans
offspring is not an attractive proposition. Others are comfortable with
this role, but I am not.

4) Prozac chick... They fall into one of the categories above with the
addition of being mentally unstable and medicated. Why do they tell me this
stuff over the phone even before I meet them. jeeeeeezzzzz. On the
upside, they tend to not have any inhibitions in bed.

I think the biggest problem for me is many of the women my age are very well
educated and have achieved financial freedom by eschewing having a family
and chasing the feminist dream by pursuing a 'career'. If they achieve a
certain level of success, they want a male even more successful, problem
for them is that the man they want is already taken or he is banging the
young 20 something...he isn't interested in a menopausing ocelot. Being
that mr right is not available to them, they refuse to lower their standard
and take me.... I hope they are happy being alone with their cats.


So guys, what are my options...how do I go about finding mrs right

Network Guru

"classic sociopath" , Your Honour.

"Network Guru" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Some of you know of my dilemma in my quest for attracting a partner of the
> opposite sex. In fact, I've been corresponding in private with some of
> you and receiving sound advice for my online dating profile. In a
> nutshell, I am in my late 30's and have been meeting the following types
> of women:
>
> 1) The clock ticking lone-wolf 'career' chick: Usually in her mid to
> late 30's, sometimes 40+. This person is usually established in their
> 'career' and hears her biological clock ticking so she begins a frantic
> search for Mr. Right. Many of them are desperate to get their hands on
> children. Problem is, I do not desire children....when they indicate they
> have aspirations to start a family, I not only RUN, but RUN FAR and RUN
> FAR FAST! I'll let some other chivalrous male father her children and
> write the child support checks out for the next 20 years when she files
> for divorce.
>
> 2) The lone wolf 'career' chick who's clock has exploded and can not
> reproduce. By the time this occurs, they are old and washed up. The ones
> who had beauty power in their younger years, STILL think they are
> desirable and are too self-absorbed to realize mother nature has punished
> them for ageing. I get a laugh when they say "I look young for my age".
> I've attempted to pursue a few of these and have been rejected by
> most...well actually all. Talk about a blow to your ego. This type
> usually has bought into the feminist way of thinking and chased a 'career'
> and by the time they came up for air, their reproductive years were behind
> them. They also tend to be independent and have the financial wherewithal
> to live a reasonably good life without a man. By the time their clock
> explodes, they are too set in their ways to make a marriage work and
> usually have no interest in marriage.
>
> 3). women with children... For me, assuming responsibility for another
> mans offspring is not an attractive proposition. Others are comfortable
> with this role, but I am not.
>
> 4) Prozac chick... They fall into one of the categories above with the
> addition of being mentally unstable and medicated. Why do they tell me
> this stuff over the phone even before I meet them. jeeeeeezzzzz. On the
> upside, they tend to not have any inhibitions in bed.
>
> I think the biggest problem for me is many of the women my age are very
> well educated and have achieved financial freedom by eschewing having a
> family and chasing the feminist dream by pursuing a 'career'. If they
> achieve a certain level of success, they want a male even more successful,
> problem for them is that the man they want is already taken or he is
> banging the young 20 something...he isn't interested in a menopausing
> ocelot. Being that mr right is not available to them, they refuse to
> lower their standard and take me.... I hope they are happy being alone
> with their cats.
>
>
> So guys, what are my options...how do I go about finding mrs right
>

Zed

In news:,
Network Guru <> rambled:
>
> 1) The clock ticking lone-wolf 'career' chick
>
> 2) The lone wolf 'career' chick
>
> 3). women with children
>
> 4) Prozac chick

NG, may I offer up another class of women you seem to have forgotten?

The Rebound Chick: These women come in many shapes, sizes, and ages. Also,
they have varying levels of financial and mental stability. This is truly a
cross-section of society. And society has dregs, for sure. However, should
you be able to find one of these women, you will be in for an easy time. The
Rebound Chick is open to suggestion, and the power of suggestion should not
be underrated. The Rebound Chick is giving, caring, nurturing, and overtly
sexual. This is due to the fact that they don't want to lose another man,
like they did last month when Steve came home one night with another woman,
told The Rebound Chick to get out and that she wasn't good enough for him.

The Rebound Chick may or may not have children, and sometimes it is
impossible to tell just by looking at them. Further study may be required.

The best way to find The Rebound Chick is to take a day off from work, head
over to a cafe or even the mall, and find a group of women. The one being
paid the most attention is The Rebound Chick. You see, she's so depressed
that she needs to take time off of work to spend with "the girls", and they
do what women do best - shop and talk. "The Girls" comfort The Rebound
Chick, so the one being fawned over is definitely her.

Good luck in your quest, NG.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your
face, you get www.mcngp.com.

Briscobar

You're forgetting the greatest chick magnet of all....get your coveted MCSE
and get that lapel pin on where the wimmin can see it. You won't have any
more problems...unless of course you get an IT job and have to PROVE you know
your stuff!!!

"Network Guru" wrote:

> Some of you know of my dilemma in my quest for attracting a partner of the
> opposite sex. In fact, I've been corresponding in private with some of you
> and receiving sound advice for my online dating profile. In a nutshell, I
> am in my late 30's and have been meeting the following types of women:
>
> 1) The clock ticking lone-wolf 'career' chick: Usually in her mid to late
> 30's, sometimes 40+. This person is usually established in their 'career'
> and hears her biological clock ticking so she begins a frantic search for
> Mr. Right. Many of them are desperate to get their hands on children.
> Problem is, I do not desire children....when they indicate they have
> aspirations to start a family, I not only RUN, but RUN FAR and RUN FAR FAST!
> I'll let some other chivalrous male father her children and write the child
> support checks out for the next 20 years when she files for divorce.
>
> 2) The lone wolf 'career' chick who's clock has exploded and can not
> reproduce. By the time this occurs, they are old and washed up. The ones
> who had beauty power in their younger years, STILL think they are desirable
> and are too self-absorbed to realize mother nature has punished them for
> ageing. I get a laugh when they say "I look young for my age". I've
> attempted to pursue a few of these and have been rejected by most...well
> actually all. Talk about a blow to your ego. This type usually has bought
> into the feminist way of thinking and chased a 'career' and by the time they
> came up for air, their reproductive years were behind them. They also tend
> to be independent and have the financial wherewithal to live a reasonably
> good life without a man. By the time their clock explodes, they are too set
> in their ways to make a marriage work and usually have no interest in
> marriage.
>
> 3). women with children... For me, assuming responsibility for another mans
> offspring is not an attractive proposition. Others are comfortable with
> this role, but I am not.
>
> 4) Prozac chick... They fall into one of the categories above with the
> addition of being mentally unstable and medicated. Why do they tell me this
> stuff over the phone even before I meet them. jeeeeeezzzzz. On the
> upside, they tend to not have any inhibitions in bed.
>
> I think the biggest problem for me is many of the women my age are very well
> educated and have achieved financial freedom by eschewing having a family
> and chasing the feminist dream by pursuing a 'career'. If they achieve a
> certain level of success, they want a male even more successful, problem
> for them is that the man they want is already taken or he is banging the
> young 20 something...he isn't interested in a menopausing ocelot. Being
> that mr right is not available to them, they refuse to lower their standard
> and take me.... I hope they are happy being alone with their cats.
>
>
> So guys, what are my options...how do I go about finding mrs right
>
>
>

=?Utf-8?B?Um9uYXRob3NwaWNl?=

Good advice mr B! I'm off today and will be heading to the coffee house
ISO of the rebound chick.



"Briscobar" <> wrote in message
news:%...
> In news:,
> Network Guru <> rambled:
>>
>> 1) The clock ticking lone-wolf 'career' chick
>>
>> 2) The lone wolf 'career' chick
>>
>> 3). women with children
>>
>> 4) Prozac chick
>
> NG, may I offer up another class of women you seem to have forgotten?
>
> The Rebound Chick: These women come in many shapes, sizes, and ages. Also,
> they have varying levels of financial and mental stability. This is truly
> a
> cross-section of society. And society has dregs, for sure. However, should
> you be able to find one of these women, you will be in for an easy time.
> The
> Rebound Chick is open to suggestion, and the power of suggestion should
> not
> be underrated. The Rebound Chick is giving, caring, nurturing, and overtly
> sexual. This is due to the fact that they don't want to lose another man,
> like they did last month when Steve came home one night with another
> woman,
> told The Rebound Chick to get out and that she wasn't good enough for him.
>
> The Rebound Chick may or may not have children, and sometimes it is
> impossible to tell just by looking at them. Further study may be required.
>
> The best way to find The Rebound Chick is to take a day off from work,
> head
> over to a cafe or even the mall, and find a group of women. The one being
> paid the most attention is The Rebound Chick. You see, she's so depressed
> that she needs to take time off of work to spend with "the girls", and
> they
> do what women do best - shop and talk. "The Girls" comfort The Rebound
> Chick, so the one being fawned over is definitely her.
>
> Good luck in your quest, NG.
>
> --
> KB
>
> MCNGP #26
> When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your
> face, you get www.mcngp.com.
>
>

Network Guru

"Briscobar" <> wrote in message
news:%...
> In news:,
> Network Guru <> rambled:
>>
>> 1) The clock ticking lone-wolf 'career' chick
>>
>> 2) The lone wolf 'career' chick
>>
>> 3). women with children
>>
>> 4) Prozac chick
>
> NG, may I offer up another class of women you seem to have forgotten?
>
> The Rebound Chick: These women come in many shapes, sizes, and ages. Also,
> they have varying levels of financial and mental stability. This is truly
> a
> cross-section of society. And society has dregs, for sure. However, should
> you be able to find one of these women, you will be in for an easy time.
> The
> Rebound Chick is open to suggestion, and the power of suggestion should
> not
> be underrated. The Rebound Chick is giving, caring, nurturing, and overtly
> sexual. This is due to the fact that they don't want to lose another man,
> like they did last month when Steve came home one night with another
> woman,
> told The Rebound Chick to get out and that she wasn't good enough for him.
>
> The Rebound Chick may or may not have children, and sometimes it is
> impossible to tell just by looking at them. Further study may be required.
>
> The best way to find The Rebound Chick is to take a day off from work,
> head
> over to a cafe or even the mall, and find a group of women. The one being
> paid the most attention is The Rebound Chick. You see, she's so depressed
> that she needs to take time off of work to spend with "the girls", and
> they
> do what women do best - shop and talk. "The Girls" comfort The Rebound
> Chick, so the one being fawned over is definitely her.
>
> Good luck in your quest, NG.

To add to Ken's comments, why aren't you looking for younger wimmin?

College-age girls would be in awe of the fact that you already have your
degree and have been a working professional for a while. They're too young
to be worrying about their biological clock yet.

Also, there are some plusses to hitching up with single moms. Their ex is
paying the child support, so that's extra income. You'll also miss the
diaper/potty training years, and get the kids as tax deductions.

Note to googling wife: Don't take everything I post seriously.

Frisbee®

>
> So guys, what are my options...how do I go about finding mrs right

NG forget about dating and just frequent prostitutes. No hassles, just give
them some money, shoot your wad, kick them out of the car, go get a beer,
take a nap. To me that sounds like a perfect "date."
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Some people are like a Slinky.
Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs.

CBIC

> College-age girls would be in awe of the fact that you already have
> your degree and have been a working professional for a while. They're too
> young to be worrying about their biological clock yet.
>

Plus college girls are more bendy in the sack.

> Note to googling wife: Don't take everything I post seriously.

Note to googling wife: Please try to be more bendy in the sack.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Some people are like a Slinky.
Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs.

CBIC

In news:eu-dnamBa84no1jfRVn-,
CBIC <> rambled:
>
>> So guys, what are my options...how do I go about finding mrs right
>
> NG forget about dating and just frequent prostitutes. No hassles,
> just give them some money, shoot your wad, kick them out of the car,
> go get a beer, take a nap. To me that sounds like a perfect "date."

Please see yesterday's threads about "standards."

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com looks like a bunch of random letters. But it's not.

Briscobar

Your problem can be summed up in one word:

American Women.

But there is hope. As many companies have discovered,
the advantages of going offshore are tremendous.

You'll want to target impoverished nations, but avoid
those with civil strife. A good starting place would
be the Philippines or South Korea.

Consider this: to third world inhabitants you appear as
wealthy as Bill Gates, even if you only make minimum
wage. Let's face it, $6.25 an hour goes a long way in
a country where the average annual income is $700 a
year.

Of course the hard conditions in third world countries
age the women fast, so you'll want to go young. But hey!,
that's Ok. It's not unusual for these women to marry at
the age of thirteen.

Aside from the obvious advantages of such a young bride
you can train them to be any kind of woman you want.
Just don't spoil them or expose them to too much Western
culture too fast. It's probably a good idea not to teach
them English.

But before you bring home a wife I would spend some time
shopping around. There are plenty of cultures with lots
of young, beautiful, naïve women, so don't be in a big
rush to marry one. Take your time and enjoy.

kpg

"The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily
those of the author, this newsgroup, Microsoft, Bill Gates,
Norman Rockwell, or any other fictional character."

"Network Guru" <> wrote in message
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> Some of you know of my dilemma in my quest for attracting a partner of the
> opposite sex. In fact, I've been corresponding in private with some of
> you and receiving sound advice for my online dating profile. In a
> nutshell, I am in my late 30's and have been meeting the following types
> of women:
>
> 1) The clock ticking lone-wolf 'career' chick: Usually in her mid to
> late 30's, sometimes 40+. This person is usually established in their
> 'career' and hears her biological clock ticking so she begins a frantic
> search for Mr. Right. Many of them are desperate to get their hands on
> children. Problem is, I do not desire children....when they indicate they
> have aspirations to start a family, I not only RUN, but RUN FAR and RUN
> FAR FAST! I'll let some other chivalrous male father her children and
> write the child support checks out for the next 20 years when she files
> for divorce.
>
> 2) The lone wolf 'career' chick who's clock has exploded and can not
> reproduce. By the time this occurs, they are old and washed up. The ones
> who had beauty power in their younger years, STILL think they are
> desirable and are too self-absorbed to realize mother nature has punished
> them for ageing. I get a laugh when they say "I look young for my age".
> I've attempted to pursue a few of these and have been rejected by
> most...well actually all. Talk about a blow to your ego. This type
> usually has bought into the feminist way of thinking and chased a 'career'
> and by the time they came up for air, their reproductive years were behind
> them. They also tend to be independent and have the financial wherewithal
> to live a reasonably good life without a man. By the time their clock
> explodes, they are too set in their ways to make a marriage work and
> usually have no interest in marriage.
>
> 3). women with children... For me, assuming responsibility for another
> mans offspring is not an attractive proposition. Others are comfortable
> with this role, but I am not.
>
> 4) Prozac chick... They fall into one of the categories above with the
> addition of being mentally unstable and medicated. Why do they tell me
> this stuff over the phone even before I meet them. jeeeeeezzzzz. On the
> upside, they tend to not have any inhibitions in bed.
>
> I think the biggest problem for me is many of the women my age are very
> well educated and have achieved financial freedom by eschewing having a
> family and chasing the feminist dream by pursuing a 'career'. If they
> achieve a certain level of success, they want a male even more successful,
> problem for them is that the man they want is already taken or he is
> banging the young 20 something...he isn't interested in a menopausing
> ocelot. Being that mr right is not available to them, they refuse to
> lower their standard and take me.... I hope they are happy being alone
> with their cats.
>
>
> So guys, what are my options...how do I go about finding mrs right
>

kpg