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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
without your knowledge?"

To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"

He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

"Consultant" <> wrote in news:#R3xESVxHHA.4588
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
> an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
> without your knowledge?"
>
> To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
>
> He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>

So if you say "No" do they strip search you?


kp "What's your favorite color?" g

"Consultant" <> wrote in message
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
> an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
> without your knowledge?"
>
> To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
>
> He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>
>

That is profound. What the h3ll were you doing in Birmingham?

"kpg" <> wrote in message
news:Xns996C7D034F2C2ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248. 16...
> "Consultant" <> wrote in news:#R3xESVxHHA.4588
> @TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>>
>> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
>> an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
>> without your knowledge?"
>>
>> To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
>>
>> He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
>> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>>
>
> So if you say "No" do they strip search you?
>

Squat and cough!

"CBIC" <> wrote in news:eiNUqVXxHHA.3560
@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

>
> "Consultant" <> wrote in message
> news:%...
>> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>>
>> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
>> an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
>> without your knowledge?"
>>
>> To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
>>
>> He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
>> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>>
>>
>
> That is profound. What the h3ll were you doing in Birmingham?


Marrying his sister?